Current Events > Penis havers of CE, how do you pee at urinals?

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Well, ce?

I do a handstand like that guy they talked about in Reservoir Dogs had to.

i put my other hand on the wall like a cool guy

I whip it out and spin around like a top until i'm empty.

• Open the front of my pants but pull my penis through my underwear hole (unless I'm going commando)
• Pull my penis through the slit of my underwear and pants

What are the differences between these options?

Turn around
Bend over
Tuck my penis so it's facing behind me between my legs
Pee

i had the idea for this topic last week.

I was gonna call it "Which hole do you use?"

I take my shirt off, and hang it on a nearby hook. I normally bring one of those 3D magic pictures with me, so I'll usually set that up on the wall of the urinal. Then I drop my pants and start to pee.

One time I got really lost in the picture trying to see what it was and was in there for like 20 minutes just standing there. When I left the Bathroom I realized I forgot to put my shirt back on. Super awkward

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/9/9/AAa0orAADCrX.jpg

Legato-and-Vash posted...

* Open the front of my pants but pull my penis through my underwear hole (unless I'm going commando)
* Pull my penis through the slit of my underwear and pants
What are the differences between these options?

Unbuttoning and opening the front flaps of your pants VS just unzipping your pants and pulling your penis through

Of course CE wouldn't know how to use a fly, y'all unbuttoning your pants are doing it wrong

MachineJaipur posted...

Unbuttoning and opening the front flaps of your pants VS just unzipping your pants and pulling your penis through

Gotcha. I just unzip my pants and pull it through the slit.

Open the front of my pants and pull the front of my underwear down (unless I'm going commando)

I'm really surprised that this is the leading option.

I just do it in my pants. then I take the pants off, and wring them out over the urinal

https://i.imgur.com/zewxAbf.gif

My penis is too wide to pull through the slit, so I unzip my fly, pull up the left leg of my boxer shorts, and pee.

I make it easy on myself and never wear pants when I'm out in public. I just walk up to the toilet and start going.

I just use a stall.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/1/8/AAX2_KAADCrq.jpg

other: wear a diaper.

PMarth2002 posted...

I just use a stall.

Do you sit down or squat?

Do people really use the dick hole

You prop yourself against the wall like a cicada in front of the urinal.

I use a stall, but I open my jeans and pull down my underwear far enough that it isnt putting pressure on the underside of the penis. Trying to use the underwear slot would just take way longer.

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Why wouldnt you unbuckle your belt?

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Do you wear underwear that has a hold for your dick, or do you pull your underwear down through the unzipped fly?

I dont want my dick anywhere near an exposed metal zipper tbh

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Thats not what a fly is for. It exists to allow the pants to have two different sizes so they can both easily be put on/taken off and stay on.

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Sorry, hold was a typo and yes I meant hole, and yes there are lots of underwear options that do not have holes.

I'm wearing some right now (briefs)

I've worn basketball shorts as underwear in the past

There aren't dick holes on all underwear, not all underwear is created equally

TheGoldenEel posted...

I dont want my dick anywhere near an exposed metal zipper tbh

Also this

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My underwear had a hole, but it is absolutely useless and would take forever to use.

TheGoldenEel posted...

I dont want my dick anywhere near an exposed metal zipper tbh

https://i.imgur.com/Gy7YICm.gif

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fair, but that doesn't mean underwear with no holes just don't exist

Take pants and underwear completely off and hang them up while I pee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgbbKefd0wk

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Maybe some people are actually wearing panties. Men's underwear almost always has a hole.

Pitlord_Special posted...

Take pants and underwear completely off and hang them up while I pee

No wonder I have you tagged for Phoenix. I've seen mofos do that at a bus stop there.

I try to use stalls the majority of the time. If Im using a urinal then its pull the front of my pants and boxers down a little bit and I count the ceiling tiles.