Poll of the Day > Ex-wife 2nd topic

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Mensis
03/15/22 8:15:10 PM
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Dammit gamefaqs why cant you reopen a closed topic?

Anyway in my last topic I asked what could go wrong? Well it was a terrible idea. My penis done got me in a bind this time.

For reference, I fucked her before closing the old topic, but there is so much more discussion to be had

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Judgmenl
03/15/22 8:17:57 PM
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Are you another Mead alt?

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HornedLion
03/15/22 8:28:12 PM
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Judgmenl posted...
Are you another Mead alt?

Mead is back, baby!

Mead, should I buy a Jack Russel terrier? What a dumb question, of course youll say yeah.

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Notschmendrake
03/15/22 8:37:36 PM
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Judgmenl posted...
Are you another Mead alt?

Pretty sure mead's ex wants nothing to do with them so I doubt related.
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Mensis
03/15/22 8:45:24 PM
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She said my sticky juice tasted like grape fruit, is that normal?

so she tells me she convinced her boyfriend that they should be in a poly relationship (just an excuse to be a hoe) what she didnt tell me that she timed it so that her guy would come home in the middle of me fucking her

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Mensis
03/15/22 8:46:37 PM
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Judgmenl posted...
Are you another Mead alt?
First thing I did when I made this account was slap that bitch

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Mensis
03/15/22 8:54:15 PM
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And she got real excited when she knew he was coming, like someone turned the damn faucet on. I could hear him walking down the hallway but she was on top and she wasnt letting up so I let her keep doing her thing

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Mensis
03/15/22 10:20:21 PM
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So yeah bro walks in and flips his shit as youd expect. He damn near slapped her in the face when he swung his arm around but she never got off my dick, just covered herself in a blanket.

so Im geeking out and I dont know how the fuck but she cast some hoe spell on him and convinced him it was cool and he should stay. Thats when shit got weird

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Notschmendrake
03/15/22 10:21:22 PM
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Mmhmm
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Mensis
03/15/22 10:35:07 PM
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She tells him to sit down and starts yelling orders at him, guess they got some kinda domination thing going on. She tells him to sit down and I start banging her from behind trying to ignore the the dude in the corner playing with his semi.

then this bitch tells him to eat her out. Now admittedly, I am a sick fuck and I was caught up in the moment and I kept goin. She was horny as hell and I fucked the shit out of her while this dudes mouth was basically all over my dick and balls...he was, not shy about it


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Mensis
03/15/22 10:40:04 PM
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that went on for a little while but I definitely wasnt going to cum, the situation was way too fucked for that, but i could tell they both wanted me to. I was trying to think of an out when she grabbed my thing and put it in his mouth. dude sucked on it real hard it felt really fucking weird, I got the fuck out of there after that

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The_Viscount
03/15/22 10:42:14 PM
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Judgmenl posted...
Are you another Mead alt?

The user claims to have children so, if that's not also a lie, unlikely.

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Dmess85
03/15/22 10:51:46 PM
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makes sense

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Cruddy_horse
03/15/22 10:52:55 PM
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So are you gunning for most boring gimmick on this board?
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Mensis
03/15/22 10:52:57 PM
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I cant help you if arent able to figure out who I am.

but yeah, today was horrible

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Mensis
03/15/22 10:54:05 PM
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Cruddy_horse posted...
So are you gunning for most boring gimmick on this board?
You must be new, Im famous for my sexy sex talk

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Sarcasthma
03/15/22 11:08:48 PM
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The mods will claim this account as well.

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LinkPizza
03/16/22 11:30:00 AM
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Mensis posted...
dude sucked on it real hard it felt really fucking weird, I got the fuck out of there after that

Why would it feel weird? It should just feel like a mouth

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UltraIchi
03/16/22 1:37:01 PM
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I missed all the good stuff

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Mensis
03/18/22 8:52:39 PM
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I gotta stop smoking rocks before posting

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