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SocialistGamer
03/14/22 9:15:07 PM
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Which would you choose? The $10 million would be untaxed and if you choose vamp, you get unlimited people to feed on.

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viewmaster_pi
03/14/22 9:16:16 PM
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i don't want to be a piece of shit vampire

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viewmaster_pi
03/14/22 9:16:38 PM
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who contributes nothing to the world and takes and takes

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ElatedVenusaur
03/14/22 9:17:05 PM
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I'll take the money. Oh, the things I could do...
Being a vampire would suck in my condition anyhow.

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nfearurspecimn
03/14/22 9:17:13 PM
#5:


gimme vampire curse and castle please

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Lost_All_Senses
03/14/22 9:17:14 PM
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Money. Vampires are jerks and cornballs

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Kajagogo
03/14/22 9:18:00 PM
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The money, because I don't want a vampire wife. You ruined the scenario.

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s0nicfan
03/14/22 9:18:58 PM
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No vampire story has a happy ending.

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Sczoyd
03/14/22 9:19:14 PM
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Might depend on vampire rules

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Umbreon
03/14/22 9:20:03 PM
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As a vampire, would I have a perfect body? Or would I be stuck with this arthritic shell of a body I have now?

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MabusIncarnate
03/14/22 9:20:05 PM
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I'd do the Vampire thing just because

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nfearurspecimn
03/14/22 9:20:06 PM
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s0nicfan posted...
No vampire story has a happy ending.
nobody ever said anything about vampire hunters existing

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Teh_Dr_Phil
03/14/22 9:21:18 PM
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Maybe if I can be a daywalker otherwise gimme the money lol

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viewmaster_pi
03/14/22 9:22:57 PM
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Umbreon posted...
As a vampire, would I have a perfect body? Or would I be stuck with this arthritic shell of a body I have now?
you get a count orlok body

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
03/14/22 9:22:59 PM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
i don't want to be a piece of shit vampire
This, Id rather take the money and not have to feed on people.

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s0nicfan
03/14/22 9:23:20 PM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
nobody ever said anything about vampire hunters existing

Vampire hunters are nothing next to the existential dread of eternity.

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Robot2600
03/14/22 9:26:30 PM
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with the way real estate prices are going i pick vampire just for the castle

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BeyondWalls
03/14/22 9:27:59 PM
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You forgot the poll.

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RobertDoback
03/14/22 9:29:01 PM
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Definitely vampire. All day.

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nfearurspecimn
03/15/22 2:39:50 AM
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s0nicfan posted...
Vampire hunters are nothing next to the existential dread of eternity.
I'm a narcissist. I want to persist.

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DB_Insider
03/15/22 2:47:34 AM
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Vampire need to sucks blood in order to survive.

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nfearurspecimn
03/15/22 2:49:17 AM
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DB_Insider posted...
Vampire need to sucks blood in order to survive.
I'd suck your blood.

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DB_Insider
03/15/22 2:50:37 AM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
I'd suck your blood.

nfearurspecimn posted...
I'd suck your blood.

nfearurspecimn posted...
I'd suck your blood.
Blood poisoning

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Smashingpmkns
03/15/22 2:51:35 AM
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Being a vampire would really suck unless you were like Dracula or one of those Twilight vampires that fuck a lot. Run of the mill vampires are grotesque ass methheads.

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Guide
03/15/22 2:52:13 AM
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I think vampirism. Money becomes a trivial pursuit when you're tireless and immortal, and feeding doesn't mean killing people. Could just pay for blood, eventually end up investing in lab-grown blood.

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DB_Insider
03/15/22 3:19:47 AM
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Guide posted...
I think vampirism. Money becomes a trivial pursuit when you're tireless and immortal, and feeding doesn't mean killing people. Could just pay for blood, eventually end up investing in lab-grown blood.
Vegetrain vampire suits u

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Nukazie
03/15/22 3:21:15 AM
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give me the vamp

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MarbyIsBack
03/15/22 3:29:10 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
i don't want to be a piece of shit vampire
you'd rather be a miserable little pile of secrets?

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YugiNoob
03/15/22 3:46:39 AM
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Do I get a fancy pipe and monocle?

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jumi
03/15/22 3:57:00 AM
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$10 million or immortality?

Immortality, easy.

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marthsheretoo
03/15/22 3:58:03 AM
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jumi posted...
$10 million or immortality?

Immortality, easy.


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GGuirao13
03/15/22 3:59:20 AM
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Money.

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Glob
03/15/22 4:09:06 AM
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It would depend on the rules for being a vampire.

If it's like being Lestat at his most powerful, definitely that.
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DB_Insider
03/15/22 5:10:42 AM
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Verdekal posted...
Only if I can pass as human and am a daywalker. If I have a big castle I'm probably already wealthy and eternal youth means I have all the time I need.
U study the art of the Blade?

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DB_Insider
03/15/22 5:11:02 AM
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Lmao

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Kisai
03/15/22 5:12:31 AM
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I don't really care for fangs and drinking blood. Gimmie the $10 million.

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KnightofShikari
03/15/22 5:32:29 AM
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money wouldn't get me a hot vampire wife, and being a vampire would give me plenty of time to play video games

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The_Korey
03/15/22 6:46:14 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
who contributes nothing to the world and takes and takes

Vippy... You're an immortal with inhuman abilities. If you kan't use that to kontribute anything to the world, that's entirely on you.

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darkmaian23
03/15/22 6:59:00 AM
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Depends: does the hot vampire wife love me?
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DB_Insider
03/15/22 7:01:41 AM
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The_Korey posted...
Vippy... You're an immortal with inhuman abilities. If you kan't use that to kontribute anything to the world, that's entirely on you.
Pretty sure vampire cant fight climate change

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The_Korey
03/15/22 7:12:52 AM
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DB_Insider posted...
Pretty sure vampire cant fight climate change

If there's anything humans kan do about klimate change, I don't see why a vampire kan't. Shoot, a supernatural stealthy kreature of the night kan easily got full eco-terrorist and singly-handedly do away with big kompanies behind way too much pollution or the assholes tearing down the amazon.

Thought I don't see how "kontribute to the world" turned into an all-or-nothing on fighting klimate change...

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Mist_Turnips
03/15/22 7:13:14 AM
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Can I select which humans I drain?

Either way, immortal vampire, sexy vampire girl, AND I get to drain the populace. What's the downside?

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Irony
03/15/22 7:14:50 AM
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Would I be Alucard, Dracula, or Twilight?

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Shotgunnova
03/15/22 7:15:16 AM
#46:


Vamp, please. I always wanted a castle. I always say, if I won the Powerball, I'd build a castle in the Montana countryside.

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Corrik7
03/15/22 7:15:39 AM
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Vampire easy

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CTrunks
03/15/22 7:32:14 AM
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Oh, I'd pick vampire in a heartbeat, especially if it's a vampire like Alucard (the Hellsing one). Plus, it barely affects my sleep schedule!

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Bokothechoco2
03/15/22 8:39:33 AM
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Vampire, as long as we're not talking about the bitch-ass ones who got nerfed to hell (weakness to sunlight, garlic, running water, etc) because people realized vampires were too strong.
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DB_Insider
03/15/22 8:47:36 AM
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Bokothechoco2 posted...
Vampire, as long as we're not talking about the bitch-ass ones who got nerfed to hell (weakness to sunlight, garlic, running water, etc) because people realized vampires were too strong.
Vampires cannot enter private human homes unless they are invited in by the owner of the house.

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LinkPizza
03/15/22 9:05:00 AM
#51:


$10 million easily

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