Current Events > 300 usd or a raw condomless night with her

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Rayman2943
03/12/22 12:30:40 AM
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Question


No stds or pregnancy. No one will find out so you can cheat on your spouse or GF just fine.

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im not 13
03/12/22 12:31:36 AM
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Money pls

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Gamerguymass
03/12/22 12:32:05 AM
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300 bucks or sex? Who the fuck would pick 300 dollars over sex?

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Wii_Shaker
03/12/22 12:32:20 AM
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Condomless sex please.

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Guerrilla Soldier
03/12/22 12:32:50 AM
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where money

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Talib_21
03/12/22 12:32:54 AM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
Condomless sex please.
You are pathetic lmao

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RobertDoback
03/12/22 12:33:00 AM
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Anyone choosing the girl clearly has never had $300 before.

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im not 13
03/12/22 12:33:55 AM
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Wait actually are we talking one round? A day? Whenever i want?

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Wii_Shaker
03/12/22 12:35:19 AM
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Talib_21 posted...
You are pathetic lmao
Why? Because I have a job and more than $300 in my bank account?

Shut the fuck up.

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Arcanine2009
03/12/22 12:35:22 AM
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im not 13 posted...
Wait actually are we talking one round? A day? Whenever i want?
The whole night.

RobertDoback posted...
Anyone choosing the girl clearly has never gotten laid

Ftfy

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im not 13
03/12/22 12:37:28 AM
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Arcanine2009 posted...
The whole night.

Mmmmmm nah give me the cash

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Gamerguymass
03/12/22 12:38:25 AM
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I never realized there was so many poor asexuals on GameFAQs.

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monkmith
03/12/22 12:39:22 AM
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Arcanine2009 posted...
The whole night.
so like 5 minutes then?

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Wii_Shaker
03/12/22 12:39:25 AM
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Gamerguymass posted...
I never realized there was so many poor asexuals on GameFAQs.
They're saving themselves for marriage.

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Keith_Valentine
03/12/22 12:45:55 AM
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monkmith posted...
so like 5 minutes then?

5 minutes but 3 times
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averagejoel
03/12/22 12:53:44 AM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
They're saving themselves for marriage.
personally my lack of desire to cheat on my girlfriend is not contingent on her awareness of it

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Wii_Shaker
03/12/22 1:03:41 AM
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averagejoel posted...
personally my lack of desire to cheat on my girlfriend is not contingent on her awareness of it
Nobody with a girlfriend talks like this.

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NoxObscuras
03/12/22 1:06:24 AM
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I'm currently single and not hurting for money, so I choose the girl. If I were still in a relationship though, no amount of "she'll never find out" would make me cheat. Kind of weird to justify it that way, imo.

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averagejoel
03/12/22 1:16:03 AM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
Nobody with a girlfriend talks like this.
correction: at least one person with a girlfriend talks like that

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Despised
03/12/22 2:12:08 AM
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averagejoel posted...
personally my lack of desire to cheat on my girlfriend is not contingent on her awareness of it
This

I can have set and 300 dollars, easy win

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nfearurspecimn
03/12/22 2:16:43 AM
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RobertDoback posted...
Anyone choosing the girl clearly has never had $300 before.
no, I've just never had sex before (and never will)

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SunCider
03/12/22 2:38:20 AM
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Even if I wasn't married, I would not pass up $300 to have one night with a semi attractive woman with no meat. Always the money.

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Rayman2943
03/12/22 2:40:46 AM
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SunCider posted...
Even if I wasn't married, I would not pass up $300 to have one night with a semi attractive woman with no meat. Always the money.
Man. CE standards.

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Robot2600
03/12/22 2:43:06 AM
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The money so I can double my imaginary Warhammer 40k army.

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Giblet_Enjoyer
03/12/22 3:00:35 AM
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Rayman2943 posted...
Man. CE standards.
Well he did say he's married, that means odds are his wife is a chubster (unless the marriage was just recently) and the "no meat" thing is, therefore, cope

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AirFresh
03/12/22 3:04:25 AM
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Uh yeah I'm having very passionate sex with her.

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SunCider
03/12/22 3:33:38 AM
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Rayman2943 posted...
Man. CE standards.

Tell me about it. Seems like people here will have sex with anything with hair.

Giblet_Enjoyer posted...
Well he did say he's married, that means odds are his wife is a chubster (unless the marriage was just recently) and the "no meat" thing is, therefore, cope

Wife is hot. Weird how people assume meat means fat or "chubster". Oh well, you'll figure it out? Maybe not?

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GGuirao13
03/12/22 3:34:56 AM
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Sex.

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Wii_Shaker
03/12/22 3:36:46 AM
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AirFresh posted...
Uh yeah I'm having very passionate sex with her.
I posted first so you're going to have to wait your turn.

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IfGodCouldDie
03/12/22 3:52:26 AM
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Gamerguymass posted...
300 bucks or sex? Who the fuck would pick 300 dollars over sex?
People who get sex regularly for free, I'd take that 300 then just fuck my wife.

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Tmaster148
03/12/22 3:54:04 AM
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The fact people would literally pick something you can get for free over free money is sad.

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Wii_Shaker
03/12/22 4:00:20 AM
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Tmaster148 posted...
The fact people would literally pick something you can get for free over free money is sad.
You are not having sex with that woman for free. Don't kid yourself.

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Alteres
03/12/22 4:02:56 AM
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I dont really give a fuck about $300 I dont have atm, so what the hell

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bknight
03/12/22 4:06:31 AM
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Respect women and get $300? I'm in.
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SpiritSephiroth
03/12/22 4:12:16 AM
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Its Rena Takeda. Shes so hot.

Did you get these from my topics by any chance >_>

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Jabodie
03/12/22 4:47:31 AM
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Easy money. $300 for nothing vs a hookup, the cost benefit doesn't take much math.

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SuperShake666
03/12/22 4:50:57 AM
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My anxiety meds broke my dick years ago before I hit 30. Money please.

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Arcanine2009
03/12/22 5:11:55 AM
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monkmith posted...
so like 5 minutes then?
you can't go back after 20 min?

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The_Korey
03/12/22 5:22:56 AM
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Tough kall. Leaning towards the sex.
I'd choose money, if it was 300.

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LeoRavus
03/12/22 5:35:07 AM
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I'd take $3

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Corrik7
03/12/22 5:59:14 AM
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This is basically would you pay $300 to have sex with her. And, I would do it once.

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I4NRulez
03/12/22 6:11:50 AM
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300 bucks

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Bass2
03/12/22 6:26:34 AM
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SpiritSephiroth posted...
Its Rena Takeda. Shes so hot.

Did you get these from my topics by any chance >_>

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Kimbos_Egg
03/12/22 6:44:49 AM
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can we change the pregnancy rule?

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orangefire25
03/12/22 6:56:12 AM
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Considering I'm kinda lame in that one good session of sex keeps me satisfied for the whole day/night, I'd take the money, she's good looking but not my type honestly.

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DB_Insider
03/12/22 7:01:12 AM
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300 or child support?

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RchHomieQuanChi
03/12/22 7:06:34 AM
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Gamerguymass posted...
300 bucks or sex? Who the fuck would pick 300 dollars over sex?

Someone who gets it a lot

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rexcrk
03/12/22 7:28:28 AM
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DB_Insider posted...
300 or child support?


Um


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mooreandrew58
03/12/22 7:54:57 AM
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Corrik7 posted...
This is basically would you pay $300 to have sex with her. And, I would do it once.

Not really. I wouldn't be losing 300 hundred dollars. If anything I'd be being paid to not have sex.

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