Current Events > DSPGaming General Twenty Five: Gout Herder

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I'm watching the Hate Army Watch video on him that he aired 4-11. I have never seen a man beg more than DSP. He complains that his "job" doesn't give him enough to live on. Then dude, find a new job or cut out expenses.

WHAAAAA I am not going to be able to eat tomorrow.

"I have not spent any money this week on mobile games"

And the other weeks?

WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...

I'm watching the Hate Army Watch video on him that he aired 4-11. I have never seen a man beg more than DSP. He complains that his "job" doesn't give him enough to live on. Then dude, find a new job or cut out expenses.

WHAAAAA I am not going to be able to eat tomorrow.

He was saying he needed people to give him more money so he had enough to get by on his day off tomorrow or whatever.

Then immediately after he said he was hoping to splurge on an anniversary celebration later this month.

How about, you know, putting that money in a savings account for next time your shower breaks or next time you need money to live tomorrow.

No. DSP, the mature adult, has to have everthing "normal" people have and its your job to pay for it, not his to budget properly.

Of course this is all ignoring that it's all a giant lie.

DeadBankerDream posted...

Then immediately after he said he was hoping to splurge on an anniversary celebration later this month.

The anniversary that neither of them remembered until his chat told him. "Oh we want to plan something special."

He's such a joker.

Dsp is furious that people don't tip when he's on break. He doesn't understand why momentum drops. Aren't people entertained by his crazy slideshows?

https://youtu.be/34gHOSQC3bQ?t=283

Phil saying overweight people shouldn't be allowed to own pets.

DeadBankerDream posted...

https://youtu.be/34gHOSQC3bQ?t=283

Phil saying overweight people shouldn't be allowed to own pets.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/2/8/AABajLAACVM4.jpg

DeadBankerDream posted...

https://youtu.be/34gHOSQC3bQ?t=283

Phil saying overweight people shouldn't be allowed to own pets.

I'm glad Phil is finally giving away Jasper. His life with Phil must be terrible.

What is with that fucking narcissist, and self awareness?

https://youtu.be/HrIskNPY3r4

Nobody other than me is telling you the truth about Elden Ring. Literally every other reviewer is a from soft fanboy who didn't actually play the game and doesn't do OBJEKTIVE reviews like me. Nobody other than Fromsoft content creators play their games several times, it's an invalid statement for normal humans like me!

The delusion is staggering.

Nobody other than Fromsoft content creators play their games several times, it's an invalid statement for normal humans like me!

This coming from a guy that has played Dark Souls 2 HOW MANY TIMES?

Why does he lie so much? Even for irrelevant shit like what he ate for breakfast.

BlackBlueButts posted...

Why does he lie so much? Even for irrelevant shit like what he ate for breakfast.

He lied about breakfast? Lmao, what did he say?

Phil is now claiming that he cleans his entire house every 2 days.

I highly fucking doubt it.

He's also saying he wants to spread bugspray around his house but he can't do it unless it's his day off.

Cleans house every 2 days.

Can't spread bugspray unless he has time off from his job.

Checks out.

Did anyone mention how he said the last movie he saw in theaters was Spiderman Homecoming with his soulmaid, which means:
1. Less than a month after breaking up the Panda he was already seeing other women
2. Not just that, but flying them across the country so they could see capeshit movies
3. That he saw capeshit with her even though she absolutely hates it because of Subaru Man for whatever stupid reason

Something about this picture is really off, not even getting into how she would be cheating on Subaru Man at this point.

DeadBankerDream posted...

Phil is now claiming that he cleans his entire house every 2 days.

I highly fucking doubt it.

Considering how much of a story he made about it during the timeframe when he was pretending to be single, colossal X to doubt on this.

DeadBankerDream posted...

Phil is now claiming that he cleans his entire house every 2 days.

I highly fucking doubt it.

He's also saying he wants to spread bugspray around his house but he can't do it unless it's his day off.

Cleans house every 2 days.

Can't spread bugspray unless he has time off from his job.

Checks out.

I did that once. Took me 15 minutes.

15 minutes.

How the fuck does he need a day off for that?

dancing_cactuar posted...

Did anyone mention how he said the last movie he saw in theaters was Spiderman Homecoming with his soulmaid, which means:
1. Less than a month after breaking up the Panda he was already seeing other women
2. Not just that, but flying them across the country so they could see capeshit movies
3. That he saw capeshit with her even though she absolutely hates it because of Subaru Man for whatever stupid reason

Something about this picture is really off, not even getting into how she would be cheating on Subaru Man at this point.

Considering how much of a story he made about it during the timeframe when he was pretending to be single, colossal X to doubt on this.

Yeah I caught that too, he really is a psychopath if you ask me. He either already was talking with Kat or literally the day after Panda left he started talking with Kat and within a month he already was flying her out to him, meaning he spend A LOT of money just to see her.

Slayer_22 posted...

I did that once. Took me 15 minutes.

15 minutes.

How the fuck does he need a day off for that?

My guess would be that in that moment he forgot the narrative that his wife works at a convenience store, so he thought he'd have to wait until his day off to go out and get bugspray.

DeadBankerDream posted...

My guess would be that in that moment he forgot the narrative that his wife works at a convenience store, so he thought he'd have to wait until his day off to go out and get bugspray.

You can buy a whole 4 pack of bug spray on Amazon and do that shit once every few months until you die.

Wtf man? DSP is so damn lazy.

Slayer_22 posted...

You can buy a whole 4 pack of bug spray on Amazon and do that shit once every few months until you die.

Wtf man? DSP is so damn lazy.

Alright, now slayer just insulted me, goodbye morahn. Ack ack ack!

*lean in manual ban*

Good, now we can get back to chill positive gameplay without these nudniks.

BlackBlueButts posted...

Alright, now slayer just insulted me, goodbye morahn. Ack ack ack!

*lean in manual ban*

Good, now we can get back to chill positive gameplay without these nudniks.

PLEASE UNBAN ME, I DIDNT MEAN IT!!!!!111

https://youtu.be/mt7pCdBLogE

"Dsp, why are you so resistant to change in games? You keep trying the same strategy over and over."

Phil only read the first 8 letters and erupted into a tirade.

Haha instantly triggered. That channel is so good as well.

One of his examples for him being open to change was "what are you taking about? Just a week ago I added 'streaming now' to the thumbnail!"

lol he just ragequit kirby

SSJ2GrimReaper posted...

lol he just ragequit kirby

No, see...

- Wasn't getting enough support.

- The game was puzzle boss, beginner's trap, bullshit!

- His supporters were telling him to play other things

Or whatever excuse.

SSJ2GrimReaper posted...

lol he just ragequit kirby

Imagine ragequitting Kirby at the final boss when you can retry at the boss for 100 coins, give yourself a second healthbar and outlandish attack buffs, and the ultimate weapon LITERALLY GIVES YOU YOUR HEALTH BACK WHEN YOU ATTACK.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/4/1/AAZroiAACmDN.jpg

Lmao! He called Kirby dark souls because the boss has a second phase.

BlackBlueButts posted...

Lmao! He called Kirby dark souls because the boss has a second phase.

He is so out of touch it's amazing. Bosses had multiple phases LONG before Dark Souls.

For what is supposed to be his "work" he has little to no knowledge about it.

Nazanir posted...

He is so out of touch it's amazing. Bosses had multiple phases LONG before Dark Souls.

For what is supposed to be his "work" he has little to no knowledge about it.

Dude played next to nothing outside of Super Turbo before 2008 and all his gaming knowledge stems from 2008 onward, like when he refers to Fallout 4 playing like a traditional Fallout game or uses Kirby's Epic Yarn as the standard for a Kirby game when almost every human being would use Super Star as the benchmark for a traditional Kirby game.

dancing_cactuar posted...

Dude played next to nothing outside of Super Turbo before 2008 and all his gaming knowledge stems from 2008 onward, like when he refers to Fallout 4 playing like a traditional Fallout game or uses Kirby's Epic Yarn as the standard for a Kirby game when almost every human being would use Super Star as the benchmark for a traditional Kirby game.

How hard can it be to Google something for 5 minutes? Watch a Youtube video on the subject, read a wiki, etc.

At least you'll look competent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKK_x1kYO1Y

Finally admits that yes, he checks the wiki and reads guides for souls games. Was that so hard, phil?

Link?

https://mobile.twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1516605163854696448

Gin tweet, right after that Kirby ragequit.

https://youtu.be/tIQmInS5X9I

He got so butthurt that someone on twitter called him a ragequitter for quitting Kirby because he raged out at a boss being too difficult, that he sat down and made up a definition of a ragequit that specifically excluded the thing he did and then called people dumbasses for not automatically using that definition as the default.

Imagine being this much of a child. Except you're 40 years old.

https://youtu.be/SB13OdS6StI?t=211

LMAO @ that feigned ignorance.

You know exactly what that means and he's completely right.

BlackBlueButts posted...

https://mobile.twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1516605163854696448

Gin tweet, right after that Kirby ragequit.

And then he literally quits Outer Wilds mere days after Kirb, fucking amazing. Also:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3FIm7Eyg80

But remember, he never rage quits.

I haven't paid attention to the other games, but he definitely quit Divinity Original Sin 2, which he denies.

dude made thousands of dollars off of it, too.

Congrats to our buddy Dave for making it out of the twittersphere:
https://www.egames.news/nintendo/Streamer-hace-rage-quit-en-Kirby-and-the-Forgotten-Land-y-lo-compara-con-Dark-Souls-20220419-0006.html
I don't know how many of the other fine folk in this thread understand spanish, but I'm sure you can translate the headline even without help if you don't.

He's such a laughing stock - bless that toxic man child.

1 year since dsp got departnered from twitch.

"HATEFUL. SLURS."

BlackBlueButts posted...

1 year since dsp got departnered from twitch.

"HATEFUL. SLURS."

365 days and counting for twitch to issue that apology he wants.

Alright Derich see ya later man

DSP: Chugs estus
Also DSP: Wtf I tried to roll! Stupid fucking devs can't make a good game!

Oh god, the Elden Ring stream was something.

Phil was angry at his chat for people not guiding/helping him.

Chat then remebered Phil he was overleveled.

People got banned.

The Phil started stalling, people telling him how to defeat the Fire Giant. Phil refusing to fight this boss went to "tour" the starter area and called people morons for spoiling the boss for him (even though he was angry at people not helping him...).

More bans ensued.

During his reaction stream notice that like a textbook cult leader he's on his best behavior - All part of the process to bring new marks in.

He keeps crying about Keemstar making money off his interaction with Wings.

Currently sitting at near 250 dollars in tips..

He just got mad at the PKA podcast for having advertisements in its overlay.

He's blaming literally everyone mentioned in the video other than Wings for using Wings for content/money.

While doing a reaction stream about Wings for content and money. Insane.

He's so fucking stupid. His understanding of the events portrayed in the video are incomplete and he's insistent on interpreting the actions of everyone other than Wings in the most negative light possible. Probably because he can't help but see himself as Wings and everyone else as John and Howard.

He's been shitting on Wing's PKA fellows the whole video over literally everything no matter what. He probably spent a few minutes crying about Woody having a minecraft banner on a video for some fucking reason.

Then he gets to the part where Woody explains Wings donated money to a man who threatened to rape Woody's daughter and Phil can't even bring himself to blame Wings. It's all his friends' fault for not understanding his depression.

He is 100% projecting. I'm never wrong, it's always Howard and John. Therefore Wings is never wrong, it's his work partners and associates.