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Stallion_Prime
03/04/22 8:51:50 PM
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The amount of times i get hit on by my younger sisters friends despite me being 10 years older than them makes me sick. If you have a daughter check their phones!!!!

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electricbugs2
03/04/22 8:52:39 PM
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Shut the fuck up

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LeoRavus
03/04/22 8:53:28 PM
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I remember a lot of girls in high school dating older guys who already graduated. One went to the junior prom with a 27 year old cop

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BilalPowell
03/04/22 8:54:04 PM
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If you never have a daughter you'll never get to pay for a wedding

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Stallion_Prime
03/04/22 8:54:14 PM
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electricbugs2 posted...
Shut the fuck up

I take it this hit close to home. Didnt mean to hurt your feelings

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rideshort
03/04/22 8:55:02 PM
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I have a daughter I think I'll be OK. She'll be fine

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BlackBlueButts
03/04/22 8:55:26 PM
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It would be the ultimate and final cuck

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Stallion_Prime
03/04/22 8:59:02 PM
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rideshort posted...
I have a daughter I think I'll be OK. She'll be fine

Hey im sure youre a good dad so i hope so

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knightmarexx
03/04/22 9:01:27 PM
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My daughter is going to be a Dinosaur Astronaut, so I don't need to worry about any relationships with humans.
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AltyMcAltface
03/04/22 9:01:53 PM
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i remember some show Elizabeth Mitchell was in after LOST where she was talking about being a mom and she said something like "when you have a son, you only have to worry about one penis. when you have a daughter, you have to worry about ALL the penises."

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Boombam99
03/04/22 9:04:47 PM
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They'll just end up selling their farts in jars one day, it's all a waste
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HANGtheDJ_86
03/04/22 9:06:07 PM
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My daughters a foreigner

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BilalPowell
03/04/22 9:06:48 PM
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Boombam99 posted...
They'll just end up selling their farts in jars one day, it's all a waste
How's a successful business a waste?

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Boombam99
03/04/22 9:07:38 PM
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BilalPowell posted...
How's a successful business a waste?

You won't see a dime of that money!
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NightRender
03/04/22 9:08:57 PM
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https://youtu.be/FttPbINDFvM

Don't do it guys.

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SauI_Goodman
03/04/22 9:10:39 PM
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Uhhh thats a good problem to have my friend. You could be banging women 10 years younger than you and you are worried about your non existant daughter.

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toreysback
03/04/22 9:21:17 PM
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daughters are good

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VigorouslySwish
03/04/22 9:21:18 PM
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Its natural for women to be attracted to men 10-15 years older. Was the norm for 99% of human history.

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ExtremeLuchador
03/04/22 9:24:37 PM
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I was in high school before everyone had a cell phone. I watched several female students jump into cars with men who looked twice their age every day. The school didn't care.

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bsp77
03/04/22 10:25:00 PM
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I have 4 daughters

Also, I am aware of women's proclivities toward older men. My gf is 16 years younger than me. (She is not the mother of my children)

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Lairen
03/04/22 10:25:11 PM
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Yeah: your daughters going to have sex....

Yet youd high five your son....

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bsp77
03/04/22 10:27:04 PM
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Lairen posted...
Yeah: your daughters going to have sex....

Yet youd high five your son....
Exactly. I just want my girls to truly do what they want and not feel pressured

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Zikten
03/04/22 10:28:29 PM
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Lairen posted...
Yeah: your daughters going to have sex....

Yet youd high five your son....

True

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Lairen
03/04/22 10:29:46 PM
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If youre a decent father theyll fuck decent men.

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kingdrake2
03/04/22 10:45:44 PM
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JHBPhD posted...
Dont breed,


if one has to get it on. condom is friend.
or have sex in an area that they cant get pregnant.

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Stallion_Prime
03/05/22 1:36:12 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


I take it i hurt you

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WaterLink
03/07/22 6:54:24 AM
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NightRender posted...
https://youtu.be/FttPbINDFvM

Don't do it guys.

lmfao. RIP Trevor

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Jiek_Fafn
03/09/22 7:15:03 AM
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My nieces friends all hit on me constantly. I met my wife when she was 20 and I never had to evolve my charm from there. I'm permanently stuck attracting 20 year old women until I die :(

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
03/11/22 7:39:57 AM
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Women like older men, its no secret, same with how men like younger women.

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GMAK2442
03/11/22 7:45:12 AM
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I doubt that when I would be all fine, house, money, friends, I would not take a young girl to teach her how to live and be prosperous.
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Smiffwilm
03/11/22 9:21:02 AM
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https://i.imgur.com/7vqyYsF.mp4

Wish granted. You won't have a daughter.

You'll have several of them.

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Xette33
03/11/22 9:23:24 AM
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Stallion_Prime posted...
The amount of times i get hit on by my younger sisters friends despite me being 10 years older than them makes me sick. If you have a daughter check their phones!!!!
I missed the word "friends" here and I was so confused why nobody is talking about TC getting hit on by his sisters.

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Lil_Bit83
03/11/22 6:35:40 PM
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Then don't have kids. Problem solved.

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