Poll of the Day > Million dollar idea: choose your own adventure books, but they're erotica

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MICHALECOLE
03/04/22 3:09:18 AM
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Entity13
03/04/22 3:14:12 AM
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There's . . . already a site that does this for free. The downside? Lots of incest and rape is depicted there. -.-

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MICHALECOLE
03/04/22 3:16:26 AM
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Entity13 posted...
There's . . . already a site that does this for free. The downside? Lots of incest and rape is depicted there. -.-
No but like a book.

also with no incest or rape. And it wont give your computer viruses.

honestly it seems like something girls would be into, girls love erotica
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Krazy_Kirby
03/04/22 4:06:59 AM
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eb1viD56zkM

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DeltaBladeX
03/04/22 4:23:05 AM
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Multiple addventure sites do this kind of stuff. I read stuff on one with a lot of BE and other transformation fetish stuff. >:D

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MICHALECOLE
03/04/22 4:24:57 AM
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Okay fine how about a choose your own adventure book.. but its Harry Potter. People would love that shit
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MICHALECOLE
03/04/22 4:25:23 AM
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No wait, how about a choose your own adventure book but its Harry Potter.. and also its erotica
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Sarcasthma
03/04/22 4:26:38 AM
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What about a choose your own adventure book but it's actually just white nationalist propaganda?

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DrPrimemaster
03/04/22 4:27:01 AM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
No wait, how about a choose your own adventure book but its Harry Potter.. and also its erotica


Entity13 posted...
There's . . . already a site that does this for free. The downside? Lots of incest and rape is depicted there. -.-


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joemodda
03/04/22 4:41:48 AM
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That's basically visual novels bro

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Adam_Savage
03/04/22 4:44:18 AM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Okay fine how about a choose your own adventure book.. but its Harry Potter. People would love that shit

i'd buy it for a dollar
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MICHALECOLE
03/04/22 4:57:22 AM
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joemodda posted...
That's basically visual novels bro
Not a visual novel, a book. With words. And at the bottom it says if you want to move this to the bedroom, turn to page 32 if you want to fuck her right here in front of all the party guests, turn to page 69

do you guys not remember choose your own adventure books and how awesome they were?

wait do you guys not remember books?

Adam_Savage posted...
i'd buy it for a dollar
Nice all I need to do is sell 999,999 more

Sarcasthma posted...
What about a choose your own adventure book but it's actually just white nationalist propaganda?
I mean honestly that would probably sell pretty well these days
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Metalsonic66
03/04/22 4:59:29 AM
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I think I had a couple Goosebumps ones as a kid

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MICHALECOLE
03/04/22 5:12:15 AM
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Metalsonic66 posted...
I think I had a couple Goosebumps ones as a kid
I did too!

and they were awesome. And super creepy (for a kid). The one about the haunted carnival or theme park or whatever was so good. I remember one of the endings you go down a slide that never ends or something like that.

most of the choose your own adventure books were pretty dark and half the fun was seeing all the ways they killed you
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ParanoidObsessive
03/04/22 8:09:55 AM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Million dollar idea: choose your own adventure books, but they're erotica

No but like a book.

It's been a thing for a very long time now. You can actually find a few if you go looking on Amazon. They're mostly Kindle format, but there's some in actual book format as well.

https://gamebooks.org/Category/93

Plus, if you're just looking to cater to women, you can expand past erotica and include romance novels as well. That was a thing as early as the 1980s. Behold!

https://gamebooks.org/Series/196/Show

Those are D&D romance novels, where you play as a female protagonist and go on fantasy adventures and flirt with cute guys. I own four of them.

Good luck trying to find a copy, though. I think the last time I saw Moon Dragon Summer listed on Amazon it was going for like $700.

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adjl
03/04/22 9:14:39 AM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Not a visual novel, a book. With words. And at the bottom it says if you want to move this to the bedroom, turn to page 32 if you want to f*** her right here in front of all the party guests, turn to page 69

do you guys not remember choose your own adventure books and how awesome they were?

Visual novels are pretty much just the evolution of CYOA books. If you really wanted to, you could print out a VN's script and turn it into a CYOA book, though that'd be kind of pointless aside from the bookfeel angle.

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Revelation34
03/04/22 9:45:25 AM
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MICHALECOLE posted...

I did too!

and they were awesome. And super creepy (for a kid). The one about the haunted carnival or theme park or whatever was so good. I remember one of the endings you go down a slide that never ends or something like that.

most of the choose your own adventure books were pretty dark and half the fun was seeing all the ways they killed you


Possibly. That one had an ending where they got on a trampoline so large they couldn't stop bouncing. Maybe it was that?

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HornedLion
03/04/22 10:37:39 AM
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Entity13 posted...
There's . . . already a site that does this for free. The downside? Lots of incest and rape is depicted there. -.-

Its already a huge boner kill when you see the words, Mom or sister in the title. Although sometimes the thumbnail is hot enough to warrant a click.

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ZeldaMutant
03/04/22 11:17:28 AM
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GameFAQS itself has had this, CYOAs where you have sexual experiences with a girl with power armor, your sister who's actually a velociraptor, or Luigi.

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SilentSeph
03/04/22 11:18:24 AM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
No wait, how about a choose your own adventure book but its Harry Potter.. and also its erotica
You're a jizzer, Harry

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Entity13
03/04/22 12:22:00 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
honestly it seems like something girls would be into, girls love erotica

Some of us certainly do. I like the stories that are more consensual and non-incestual.

MICHALECOLE posted...
also with no incest or rape. And it wont give your computer viruses.

The site I referenced, but won't name, doesn't give viruses either, with or without the few, inobtrusive ads.

MICHALECOLE posted...
Okay fine how about a choose your own adventure book.. but its Harry Potter. People would love that shit

Where've you been, exactly? Harry Potter literotica has been a thing almost as long as the franchise it was based on. I'm sure at least a few titles at the aforementioned site are this as well.

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MrMelodramatic
03/04/22 1:11:33 PM
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Simpsons did it

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Sarcasthma
03/05/22 5:43:10 AM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
I mean honestly that would probably sell pretty well these days
I'm ready to betray my own ideals for some easy cash. Just let me know when to start writing.

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Revelation34
03/05/22 5:45:57 AM
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HornedLion posted...


Its already a huge boner kill when you see the words, Mom or sister in the title. Although sometimes the thumbnail is hot enough to warrant a click.


What if the title says Friend's Mom or Friend's Sister?

Sarcasthma posted...

I'm ready to betray my own ideals for some easy cash. Just let me know when to start writing.


I'll help.

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MICHALECOLE
03/05/22 6:04:33 AM
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Sarcasthma posted...
I'm ready to betray my own ideals for some easy cash. Just let me know when to start writing.
Everybody who complains about sellouts has never been offered 20 million dollars to betray their ideals
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Sarcasthma
03/05/22 6:13:11 AM
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Right?! Can't buy v-bucks with ideals.

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MICHALECOLE
03/05/22 6:14:09 AM
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Sarcasthma posted...
Right?! Can't buy v-bucks with ideals.
I tried to pay rent in ideals and now Im homeless sitting next to mead posting on gamefaqs from an Obama phone.

thanks Obama.
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Sarcasthma
03/05/22 6:35:42 AM
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I'd like to think you were thrown into these unfortunate circumstances just to help you pad out your upcoming autobiography.

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ParanoidObsessive
03/05/22 10:54:53 AM
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Revelation34 posted...
Sarcasthma posted...
I'm ready to betray my own ideals for some easy cash. Just let me know when to start writing.

I'll help.

I used to write CYOA-style novellas as a kid for fun. Granted, they were mostly shit because I was like 10 at the time and it basically boiled down to "You're in a room, you can go left or right" type choices, and 90% of the endings were like "You fall down into a spike pit and die", but I could easily dust off those skills for a big enough paycheck.

If Cole's going to start up a PotD Erotic CYOA Publishing House, I'm willing to sign up.



MICHALECOLE posted...
Everybody who complains about sellouts has never been offered 20 million dollars to betray their ideals

"What's the threat? We all sell out every day, might as well be on the winning team."

"I didn't sell out, I bought in."



Sarcasthma posted...
I'd like to think you were thrown into these unfortunate circumstances just to help you pad out your upcoming autobiography.

Hopefully they'll write it as a CYOA.

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Sarcasthma
03/05/22 10:58:52 AM
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ParanoidObsessive posted...
Hopefully they'll write it as a CYOA.
I have to say, an autobiography that culminates in a CYOA that the author is legally obligated to follow in their actual life sounds pretty interesting.

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MICHALECOLE
03/05/22 4:39:08 PM
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Sarcasthma posted...
I have to say, an autobiography that culminates in a CYOA that the author is legally obligated to follow in their actual life sounds pretty interesting.

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