Current Events > Ask me, an evil trans woman, anything*!

(+) Yeah! (+)

*Restrictions and conditions apply. Offer not valid in New Hampshire.
I assume Republicans think I'm some kind of Lovecraftian horror, or at least in thrall to one.
Recent highlights include:
-Successful thrifting expedition that netted me a good half dozen pairs of women's pants and women's tops to be cute in.
-I'm watching through Batman: The Animated Series right now
-Successfully securing a transfer to the Bakery department, one of the plummest postings in my wretched Whole Foods.
-Hosting an enby friend
-Assembling a nightstand semi-successfully

Ask away. Entertain me, and I might deign to give you treats...

what is the best kind of nazi

Are you hot?

Pay at the pump or pay inside?

Are you actually evil?

Sackgurl posted...

what is the best kind of nazi

A dead one.

Shadowplay posted...

Are you hot?

Maybe I will be once I get electrolysis.
You see, in electrolysis, they stick a tiny needle into your hair follicles one-by-one and then blast it with electricity or heat (technically that's thermolysis) until the hair stops growing. This takes numerous hours-long sessions over the span of months. I'm just getting my face done, because unfortunately estrogen doesn't do anything about male facial hair aside from making it grow slower. It's still as dark and sandpapery and gross as ever.
Does that answer your question?

when did you know you were evil

How do I shot web?

What's the evillest thing you've done

TheVipaGTS posted...

Pay at the pump or pay inside?

At the pump. Especially in these times.
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Well, first you get your hands on the Necronomicon or go to the Mountains of Madness or drop in at your local chapter of the Esoteric Order of Dagon.
TentacleDemon posted...

Are you actually evil?

I desire the destruction of the patriarchy.
CelestialVoices posted...

when did you know you were evil

When I was but a little girl. It took a long time for me to fully understand my power however.

what should my question be?

Ivynn posted...

What's the evillest thing you've done

Hmm. I won't share the details, but my closeted egg self once aggressively misgendered and sexualized an extremely attractive enby.
In public.
I was sitting next to my enby friend.
That...went poorly.
Oh, sorry, was I supposed to be silly? That was true evil, even if it was ignorantly so. I have done my best to repent my sins.

greyfox747 posted...

what should my question be?

Use the Force Lucy. Or the Schwartz, whichever speaks most to you.

Some species of fish can change sex in the event there's a lack of a particular sex in their school.

Lawful Evil or Chaotic Evil?

Has Bryan Rust finally surpassed Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malkin as the best player on the Pittsburgh Penguins

Why do bad things happen to good people, and never to the people I don't like?

What furry visual novel should I read?

ElatedVenusaur posted...

*Restrictions and conditions apply. Offer not valid in New Hampshire.
I assume Republicans think I'm some kind of Lovecraftian horror, or at least in thrall to one.
Recent highlights include:
-Successful thrifting expedition that netted me a good half dozen pairs of women's pants and women's tops to be cute in.
-I'm watching through Batman: The Animated Series right now
-Successfully securing a transfer to the Bakery department, one of the plummest postings in my wretched Whole Foods.
-Hosting an enby friend
-Assembling a nightstand semi-successfully

Ask away. Entertain me, and I might deign to give you treats...

Evil woman, what is the most evil thing you've done*?

(* - Not counting simply existing.)

Why is it when I actually try to ask a trans woman a genuine question in AMA threads about how the genitalia situation works they just get offended?

Dingydang166 posted...

Why is it when I actually try to ask a trans woman a genuine question in AMA threads about how the genitalia situation works they just get offended?

Tbf, I'm pretty sure a Cis girl would get offended as well if you asked them about that unprompted.

Duncanwii posted...

Tbf, I'm pretty sure a Cis girl would get offended as well if you asked them about that unprompted.

AMA threads where literally the first thing you advertise is that you are trans is not fucking "unprompted"

Duncanwii posted...

Tbf, I'm pretty sure a Cis girl would get offended as well if you asked them about that unprompted.

Don't just ask people randomly, but in an Ask Me Anything thread, seems like fair game.

Dingydang166 posted...

AMA threads where literally the first thing you advertise is that you are trans is not fucking "unprompted"

You dont ask a lady about their junk ok?

Duncanwii posted...

You dont ask a lady about their junk ok?

Again, "Ask Me Anything."

Duncanwii posted...

You dont ask a lady about their junk ok?

Then it isn't AMA now is it?

Duncanwii posted...

You dont ask a lady about their junk ok?

Didnt you once famously say "Im sorry i asked if you had a penis" to Sayoria?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/9/8/AAR5BmAAC_eq.jpg
How do you feel about my OC meme I made months ago?

Flauros posted...

Didnt you once famously say "Im sorry i asked if you had a penis" to Sayoria?

No it was Teamilk and I immediately sent her an apology.

But yeah you got me there.

BryanRust17 posted...

Has Bryan Rust finally surpassed Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malkin as the best player on the Pittsburgh Penguins

What, is he with The Penguin? Have some superpower that rusts metal or something?

jumi posted...

Evil woman, what is the most evil thing you've done*?

(* - Not counting simply existing.)

Ok, ok, this time I'll be real.
A few times I've subjected people to Kim Petras and/or Freezepop.

Dingydang166 posted...

Why is it when I actually try to ask a trans woman a genuine question in AMA threads about how the genitalia situation works they just get offended?

Genitals are extremely personal. Generally people aren't down to discuss the mechanics of theirs with strangers, and when you're talking about trans people, there are also lots of bad faith actors to be wary of.
However, this information is freely available and testimonials and even pictorial evidence can be easily found via Google search, whether your interest is in vaginoplasty or phalloplasty or simply how HRT (feminizing and/or masculinizing) effects genital function.

ElatedVenusaur posted...

interest is in vaginoplasty

give

Have you ever marathoned the Harry Potter movies

greyfox747 posted...

give

Same hon. The enby friend I mentioned before is getting theirs this spring, and I'm a little jealous. Even though I've heard it discussed by a few different trans girls online, I urged my friend to share whatever they feel comfortable sharing about their experience.
It's still well down the line for me though.

BobanMarjanovic posted...

Have you ever marathoned the Harry Potter movies

Nah. Most of them aren't even that good.

Did you answer my question and I just cant see it?

Oh my, have a lot of you been posting those lame Pokemon Trainer topics? Pity, pity, you won't get to ask me questions then.

I live in Texas and want to show support for trans people. I also have a bandana addiction. Do you think there would be anything inappropriate about me wearing a trans pride flag bandana even though I'm a cis male?

TheLiarParadox posted...

I live in Texas and want to show support for trans people. I also have a bandana addiction. Do you think there would be anything inappropriate about me wearing a trans pride flag bandana even though I'm a cis male?

Hmm, well, none of us can really rule on something like that. You could get a print with the colors and "Ally", for clarity purposes, I suppose. I do hope you go out and attend rallies though. There simply aren't enough of us to fight this off ourselves, unfortunately

This has nothing to do with this question, but I recalled seeing video of a white woman physically shielding a black dude from cops at a BLM protest. Just a petite little white lady shielding a black dude from cops in riot gear with her body. Ovaries of steel.
I doubt the cops will show ya'll much respect, in any case. Be prepared for that.

Why is New Hampshire not eligible?

Do you play the E.L.O. song "Evil Woman" every time you enter a new location?

ElatedVenusaur posted...

Oh my, have a lot of you been posting those lame Pokemon Trainer topics? Pity, pity, you won't get to ask me questions then.

This is a personal attack and I won't stand for it.

Because it's more comfortable to fap while sitting down.

What would you have wanted to see and hear from an adult who was supporting you while you were transitioning or when you were questioning?

I work with hard to serve youth as a youth care worker. Many of my youth are already disenfranchised from being part of the social services world and many identify as a gender different from their sexual identity assigned at birth.

I want to be the best ally and support possible for these youth and coach my staff to do the same. What would you have found most helpful from Cisgender people in regards to your gender identity?

Why don't the machines in The Matrix just keep everyone comatose? What's the point of sticking everybody in some immensely complicated MMO virtual reality when they're batteries?

ComfortablySad posted...

Why don't the machines in The Matrix just keep everyone comatose? What's the point of sticking everybody in some immensely complicated MMO virtual reality when they're batteries?

I actually know this one! Human being surrendered (at least the UN) to the machines and I believe it was a condition of their surrender to the machines that they still have some semblance of life.

Jeff AKA Snoopy posted...

I actually know this one! Human being surrendered (at least the UN) to the machines and I believe it was a condition of their surrender to the machines that they still have some semblance of life.

Is that in the book the movies were based on or something?

ComfortablySad posted...

Is that in the book the movies were based on or something?

Animatrix

Should I keep trying to farm for Economizers in FF6 or just beat the damned game?

What makes your Venosaur elated?

Should I give Elden Ring a go? I haven't attempted a Souls game in a long time. I tried Demon's Souls way back near when it came out and bounced off, then I tried Dark Souls when it came out on PC and bounced off, and haven't tried any Souls games since, but I've watched people play more recent Souls games and they really seem like fun and I'm feeling serious FOMO on Elden Ring.

-Unowninator- posted...

Why is New Hampshire not eligible?

Blame the libertarians.

bigtiggie23 posted...

Do you play the E.L.O. song "Evil Woman" every time you enter a new location?

Nah, my theme song is Queen of Tomorrow by Freezepop. Pro-monarchical sentiment is pretty damned evil, IMO.

OVERGOATED posted...

I want to do a transgender villain in my next DnD campaign. What would be a respectful way of doing so?

There are even evil trans people in our world. Trans people who deny the truth of other trans people, like Caitlyn Jenner and Buck Angel. They just...shouldn't be evil because they're trans. Seems like your average D&D setting could probably neatly resolve the whole trans business by just magically altering the body. Probably an alterer could make some big bucks from nobles looking for custom body parts to finance helping trans people on the side.

Jeff AKA Snoopy posted...

What would you have wanted to see and hear from an adult who was supporting you while you were transitioning or when you were questioning?

I work with hard to serve youth as a youth care worker. Many of my youth are already disenfranchised from being part of the social services world and many identify as a gender different from their sexual identity assigned at birth.

I want to be the best ally and support possible for these youth and coach my staff to do the same. What would you have found most helpful from Cisgender people in regards to your gender identity?

I don't think there's any magic phrase, but the best thing you can do is be affirming and encourage them to explore themselves. This makes a lot of people go crazy, for some reason, but we know ourselves better than anyone. These kids are the only ones who can find their answers.
As for how cis people have affirmed me, I can only speak for one type of trans experience, and my experiences may not necessarily apply, but I've been blown away, personally, by how the women around me have been treating me like just one of the girls. Obvious things like cooing over my latest nail polish, but also subtle things, like how they lean in closer or stand closer to me. And even though it's kind of annoying sometimes, I kind of life that some people make a fuss of referring to me by my full name and not just my nickname. My enby friend actually chose a new name early in their transition and then discarded it for being too feminine a while later. Be prepared for stuff like that.

ComfortablySad posted...

Why don't the machines in The Matrix just keep everyone comatose? What's the point of sticking everybody in some immensely complicated MMO virtual reality when they're batteries?

They're not that evil. They don't want to kill us and they don't want us to suffer.

Also, good morning everyone. Come pull up a chair and meet Z, self-described Voice Mommy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynIoNPnX538
I actually use this phrase myself, and it does kind of reset my voice to its most feminine when I use it. Here, she breaks down the phrase phonetically to describe why it's so useful.
Why do I do it? Because, when you're a trans woman, your voice sounds as feminine as you make it, and making it feminine is a lot of hard work.