Current Events > $50,000,000 but you permanently lose the ability to swim.

Topic List	Page List: 1, 2
Heartomaton 02/28/22 3:54:58 PM #1:	You can still swim in the money. Money plz I am one with the water. You can still swim in the money. - Results (156 votes) Money plz 93.59% (146 votes) 146 I am one with the water. 6.41% (10 votes) 10 It's like eating a Devil Fruit, but instead of powers, you get a lot of money. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:963052256] in $50,000,00... [t:79921168]...</cite> <quote> You can still swim in the money. Money plz I am one with the water. Vote View Results You can still swim in the money. - Results (156 votes) Money plz 93.59% (146 votes) 146 I am one with the water. 6.41% (10 votes) 10 Show Voting Form It's like eating a Devil Fruit, but instead of powers, you get a lot of money. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nukazie 02/28/22 3:55:40 PM #2:	i cant swim, give moneys --- Life is just a journey from the maternity ward to the crematorium. https://imgur.com/a/LEjr0RZ waifu courtesy of bnui_ransder <cite>Nukazie posted [p:963052274] in $50,000,00... [t:79921168]...</cite> <quote>i cant swim, give moneys </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Umbreon 02/28/22 3:56:08 PM #3:	Deal. ~~I don't know how to swim regardless. :)~~ --- Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile) 12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached. <cite>Umbreon posted [p:963052291] in $50,000,00... [t:79921168]...</cite> <quote>Deal. I don't know how to swim regardless. :) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HolierThanMao 02/28/22 3:56:08 PM #4:	do i get gum gum powers tho <cite>HolierThanMao posted [p:963052292] in $50,000,00... [t:79921168]...</cite> <quote>do i get gum gum powers tho </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AltyMcAltface 02/28/22 3:56:13 PM #5:	Nukazie posted... i cant swim, give moneys --- "Altenticity is invaluable. Originality is warned/suspended." - Derp Darmusch <cite>AltyMcAltface posted [p:963052295] in $50,000,00... [t:79921168]...</cite> <quote>Nukazie posted... </cite> <quote>i cant swim, give moneys</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Spiderman23JII 02/28/22 3:56:17 PM #6:	Money --- buss on life <cite>Spiderman23JII posted [p:963052296] in $50,000,00... [t:79921168]...</cite> <quote>Money </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tappor 02/28/22 3:57:13 PM #7:	Money easy --- Garbage poster extraordinaire <cite>Tappor posted [p:963052315] in $50,000,00... [t:79921168]...</cite> <quote>Money easy </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solar_Crimson 02/28/22 3:57:39 PM #8:	Nukazie posted... i cant swim, give moneys --- I often wonder if we are growing as a people... or in fact, regressing. <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:963052326] in $50,000,00... [t:79921168]...</cite> <quote>Nukazie posted... </cite> <quote>i cant swim, give moneys</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CrimsonAngel 02/28/22 3:57:45 PM #9:	I love swimming but that's a lot of fucking money --- https://i.imgur.com/5AWjPWT.png <cite>CrimsonAngel posted [p:963052328] in $50,000,00... [t:79921168]...</cite> <quote>I love swimming but that's a lot of fucking money </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gobstoppers12 02/28/22 3:58:20 PM #10:	I love swimming, but I can live without it for $50 million. --- I write Naruto Fanfiction. But I am definitely not a furry. <cite>Gobstoppers12 posted [p:963052349] in $50,000,00... [t:79921168]...</cite> <quote>I love swimming, but I can live without it for $50 million. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alteres 02/28/22 3:58:50 PM #11:	CrimsonAngel posted... I love swimming but that's a lot of fucking money I also dont do it nearly as much as I used to. --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 <cite>Alteres posted [p:963052365] in $50,000,00... [t:79921168]...</cite> <quote>CrimsonAngel posted... </cite> <quote>I love swimming but that's a lot of fucking money</quote>I also dont do it nearly as much as I used to. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AwesomeFawful 02/28/22 4:00:13 PM #12:	CrimsonAngel posted... I love swimming but that's a lot of fucking money Gobstoppers12 posted... I love swimming, but I can live without it for $50 million. --- "Socialism is when the government does stuff, and it's more socialism the more stuff it does, and when it does a real lot of stuff, that's communism!" <cite>AwesomeFawful posted [p:963052421] in $50,000,00... [t:79921168]...</cite> <quote>CrimsonAngel posted... </cite> <quote>I love swimming but that's a lot of fucking money</quote> Gobstoppers12 posted... </cite> <quote>I love swimming, but I can live without it for $50 million.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
3PiesAndAFork 02/28/22 4:00:54 PM #13:	For that kind of money I'll buy a boat. --- @('_')@ <cite>3PiesAndAFork posted [p:963052435] in $50,000,00... [t:79921168]...</cite> <quote>For that kind of money I'll buy a boat. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AldousIsDead 02/28/22 4:02:30 PM #14:	50 million is a decent enough power. I'll take it. --- In simplicity, utility. Through utility, simplicity. <cite>AldousIsDead posted [p:963052491] in $50,000,00... [t:79921168]...</cite> <quote>50 million is a decent enough power. I'll take it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 02/28/22 4:04:29 PM #15:	I'm not going to be able to swim for most of my life anyway, so give me the money. --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta/hungry ghost Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:963052548] in $50,000,00... [t:79921168]...</cite> <quote>I'm not going to be able to swim for most of my life anyway, so give me the money. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giant_Aspirin 02/28/22 4:05:13 PM #16:	i'll wear water wings without ANY SHAME for the rest of my life --- Playing: Dead Cells; Undertale I hope something good happens to you today <cite>Giant_Aspirin posted [p:963052567] in $50,000,00... [t:79921168]...</cite> <quote>i'll wear water wings without ANY SHAME for the rest of my life </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apocalyptic_4 02/28/22 4:13:58 PM #17:	I don't know how to swim already gimme the money --- XBL: Mrpicardbottoms PSN: Bosh369 <cite>apocalyptic_4 posted [p:963052791] in $50,000,00... [t:79921168]...</cite> <quote>I don't know how to swim already gimme the money </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giant_Aspirin 02/28/22 4:16:17 PM #18:	also, this topic reminded me of how many people can't swim. growing up, i thought this was something everyone just knew how to do, like ride a bike. it wasn't until i was like 30 that i found out that something like 40% of American adults can't swim --- Playing: Dead Cells; Undertale I hope something good happens to you today <cite>Giant_Aspirin posted [p:963052857] in $50,000,00... [t:79921168]...</cite> <quote>also, this topic reminded me of how many people can't swim. growing up, i thought this was something everyone just knew how to do, like ride a bike. it wasn't until i was like 30 that i found out that something like 40% of American adults can't swim </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kloe_Rinz 02/28/22 4:16:56 PM #19:	Are there really adults who dont know how to swim? Thats like being an adult and not knowing how to drive or ride a bike <cite>Kloe_Rinz posted [p:963052882] in $50,000,00... [t:79921168]...</cite> <quote>Are there really adults who dont know how to swim? Thats like being an adult and not knowing how to drive or ride a bike </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide 02/28/22 4:17:07 PM #20:	I don't know, my best party icebreaker is about how I learned to swim from a shark. --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:963052889] in $50,000,00... [t:79921168]...</cite> <quote>I don't know, my best party icebreaker is about how I learned to swim from a shark. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AltyMcAltface 02/28/22 4:18:06 PM #21:	Kloe_Rinz posted... Are there really adults who dont know how to swim? Thats like being an adult and not knowing how to drive or ride a bike no it's not --- "Altenticity is invaluable. Originality is warned/suspended." - Derp Darmusch <cite>AltyMcAltface posted [p:963052909] in $50,000,00... [t:79921168]...</cite> <quote>Kloe_Rinz posted... </cite> <quote>Are there really adults who dont know how to swim? Thats like being an adult and not knowing how to drive or ride a bike</quote>no it's not </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solo_Wing 02/28/22 4:24:53 PM #22:	HolierThanMao posted... do i get gum gum powers tho Gumo gumo no, ~~rasengan~~! --- Time to dive into the fireworks! <cite>Solo_Wing posted [p:963053097] in $50,000,00... [t:79921168]...</cite> <quote>HolierThanMao posted... </cite> <quote>do i get gum gum powers tho</quote>Gumo gumo no, rasengan! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Legato-and-Vash 02/28/22 4:27:32 PM #23:	I literally only just recently learned to swim right before the pandemic. Money please. --- *~Sincerely yours, Legato and Vash~* Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kid_prodigy23 <cite>Legato-and-Vash posted [p:963053158] in $50,000,00... [t:79921168]...</cite> <quote>I literally only just recently learned to swim right before the pandemic. Money please. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sictis 02/28/22 4:29:28 PM #24:	I can't even remember the last time I went swimming. I'll take it --- who f***ing cares <cite>Sictis posted [p:963053204] in $50,000,00... [t:79921168]...</cite> <quote>I can't even remember the last time I went swimming. I'll take it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gobstoppers12 02/28/22 4:29:52 PM #25:	Kloe_Rinz posted... Are there really adults who dont know how to swim? Thats like being an adult and not knowing how to drive or ride a bike Most people don't live close enough to a major body of water to make it necessary to learn how to swim. There are very low odds of ending up in water you don't want to be in. --- I write Naruto Fanfiction. But I am definitely not a furry. <cite>Gobstoppers12 posted [p:963053211] in $50,000,00... [t:79921168]...</cite> <quote>Kloe_Rinz posted... </cite> <quote>Are there really adults who dont know how to swim? Thats like being an adult and not knowing how to drive or ride a bike</quote>Most people don't live close enough to a major body of water to make it necessary to learn how to swim. There are very low odds of ending up in water you don't want to be in. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 02/28/22 4:31:39 PM #26:	Eh, I'm gonna be the dissenting voice and say that this is one of those things that money can't buy, at least for me. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:963053257] in $50,000,00... [t:79921168]...</cite> <quote>Eh, I'm gonna be the dissenting voice and say that this is one of those things that money can't buy, at least for me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
#27	Post #27 was unavailable or deleted.
NoxObscuras 02/28/22 4:32:55 PM #28:	Money, easily. I already don't know how to swim, so nothing would change for me lol. --- PSN - NoxObscuras Z490 \| i9-10900K \| EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra \| 32GB DDR4 3600 \| 4TB SSD <cite>NoxObscuras posted [p:963053295] in $50,000,00... [t:79921168]...</cite> <quote>Money, easily. I already don't know how to swim, so nothing would change for me lol. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 02/28/22 4:33:15 PM #29:	I can't swim so I can't accept the money :( --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:963053303] in $50,000,00... [t:79921168]...</cite> <quote>I can't swim so I can't accept the money :( </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bandit_Keith 02/28/22 4:35:07 PM #30:	Gobstoppers12 posted... Most people don't live close enough to a major body of water to make it necessary to learn how to swim. Hell, even if you do live near major bodies of water, it's still nothing like riding a bike or driving. You don't need to swim to get to school or work. You don't need to swim to go to the store, go on dates, do errands, etc. Like you said, you pretty much only have to get in swimmable water if you really want to. --- http://i.imgur.com/nq0Fn6a.jpg <cite>Bandit_Keith posted [p:963053351] in $50,000,00... [t:79921168]...</cite> <quote>Gobstoppers12 posted... </cite> <quote>Most people don't live close enough to a major body of water to make it necessary to learn how to swim. </quote>Hell, even if you do live near major bodies of water, it's still nothing like riding a bike or driving. You don't need to swim to get to school or work. You don't need to swim to go to the store, go on dates, do errands, etc. Like you said, you pretty much only have to get in swimmable water if you really want to. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
K181 02/28/22 4:35:38 PM #31:	Nah. Im already rich and my goal is to eventually retire to Curaao, so losing swimming ability is a big no-no. --- Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less. <cite>K181 posted [p:963053364] in $50,000,00... [t:79921168]...</cite> <quote>Nah. Im already rich and my goal is to eventually retire to Curaao, so losing swimming ability is a big no-no. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mr_Rian 02/28/22 4:36:55 PM #32:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] We all float down here. --- Holy crap! How have I not set a signature for the message boards yet? <cite>Mr_Rian posted [p:963053406] in $50,000,00... [t:79921168]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> We all float down here. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PMarth2002 02/28/22 4:43:09 PM #33:	I'll take the money. I can live without being able to swim. Well unless I fall into the water. --- They have taken untold millions that they never toiled to earn But without our brain and muscle not a single wheel can turn <cite>PMarth2002 posted [p:963053569] in $50,000,00... [t:79921168]...</cite> <quote>I'll take the money. I can live without being able to swim. Well unless I fall into the water. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 02/28/22 4:48:35 PM #34:	I was never a good swimmer, so, gimmie da money! --- Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy. <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:963053733] in $50,000,00... [t:79921168]...</cite> <quote>I was never a good swimmer, so, gimmie da money! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 02/28/22 4:53:37 PM #35:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/4/5/AAcI8BAAC-tZ.jpg Nice. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:963053855] in $50,000,00... [t:79921168]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/4/5/AAcI8BAAC-tZ.jpg Nice. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ser_Jaker 02/28/22 5:16:11 PM #36:	Can we still surf, bodyboard, dive? Etc? --- "A human destiny, but nothing human inside..... What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..." <cite>Ser_Jaker posted [p:963054471] in $50,000,00... [t:79921168]...</cite> <quote>Can we still surf, bodyboard, dive? Etc? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Master_Bass 02/28/22 5:17:05 PM #37:	Sure, I can barely swim to begin with. It was probably about 15 years ago since I last went swimming. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Master_Bass posted [p:963054496] in $50,000,00... [t:79921168]...</cite> <quote>Sure, I can barely swim to begin with. It was probably about 15 years ago since I last went swimming. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TyVulpine 02/28/22 5:17:24 PM #38:	That's cool, I never go swimming anyway. Hand me that $50 million! --- Dream Address DA-6517-3174-1702 <cite>TyVulpine posted [p:963054500] in $50,000,00... [t:79921168]...</cite> <quote>That's cool, I never go swimming anyway. Hand me that $50 million! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 02/28/22 5:18:37 PM #39:	Ser_Jaker posted... Can we still surf, bodyboard, dive? Etc? Usually when people say they cannot swim, they mean they cannot even tread water. --- Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy. <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:963054542] in $50,000,00... [t:79921168]...</cite> <quote>Ser_Jaker posted... </cite> <quote>Can we still surf, bodyboard, dive? Etc?</quote>Usually when people say they cannot swim, they mean they cannot even tread water. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkBuster22904 02/28/22 5:21:20 PM #40:	Like, are we going full "one piece" with the "can't swim" thing? Because there's "can't even tread water," and then there's "collapse like a pile of broccoli if I try to take a bath" --- Haven't had a good sig idea since 2006 <cite>DarkBuster22904 posted [p:963054621] in $50,000,00... [t:79921168]...</cite> <quote>Like, are we going full "one piece" with the "can't swim" thing? Because there's "can't even tread water," and then there's "collapse like a pile of broccoli if I try to take a bath" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 02/28/22 5:22:09 PM #41:	If you don't regularly swim or exercise, you can't swim for long enough for it to be effective anyway. --- Name checks out "I don't wanna be the toughest, I just keep it 100 and think nothin of it"- Black Thought <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:963054652] in $50,000,00... [t:79921168]...</cite> <quote>If you don't regularly swim or exercise, you can't swim for long enough for it to be effective anyway. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
im not 13 02/28/22 5:22:24 PM #42:	Swimming is awesome but you know what's even more awesomer? A line of coke of a Dominican chick that's so thicc I can bare fit it in her Yeah, I'll take the money --- http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m510t9eNw71r2yd8o.jpg <cite>im not 13 posted [p:963054662] in $50,000,00... [t:79921168]...</cite> <quote>Swimming is awesome but you know what's even more awesomer? A line of coke of a Dominican chick that's so thicc I can bare fit it in her Yeah, I'll take the money </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zazabar 02/28/22 6:35:12 PM #43:	With that much money, I can buy a pool to stand in or have a float. Monies ploz --- http://steamcommunity.com/id/killer2001 You'll see...I'll still be Andy's favorite toy. >:) <cite>Zazabar posted [p:963056649] in $50,000,00... [t:79921168]...</cite> <quote>With that much money, I can buy a pool to stand in or have a float. Monies ploz </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VigorouslySwish 02/28/22 6:42:34 PM #44:	Fucking DEAL mid-30s and never learned anyway total win --- i'm just some guy yellin' about apple sauce <cite>VigorouslySwish posted [p:963056853] in $50,000,00... [t:79921168]...</cite> <quote>Fucking DEAL mid-30s and never learned anyway total win </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Payzmaykr 02/28/22 6:44:46 PM #45:	CrimsonAngel posted... I love swimming but that's a lot of fucking money Same here. I would take the money. I love swimming, but I live in the mountains now and havent been swimming in almost twenty years. --- So long, Thanks for all the fish! <cite>Payzmaykr posted [p:963056915] in $50,000,00... [t:79921168]...</cite> <quote>CrimsonAngel posted... </cite> <quote>I love swimming but that's a lot of fucking money</quote>Same here. I would take the money. I love swimming, but I live in the mountains now and havent been swimming in almost twenty years. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeathDeathSong 02/28/22 6:45:18 PM #46:	can i at least still wear floaties? swimming is like the one physical activity i really love --- * MY HEARTS GO OUT TO ALL YOU SINNERS!! * [Heaven], are you WATCHING? <cite>DeathDeathSong posted [p:963056931] in $50,000,00... [t:79921168]...</cite> <quote>can i at least still wear floaties? swimming is like the one physical activity i really love </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mybbqrules 02/28/22 6:52:09 PM #47:	How much do life vests cost? Yeah, giz cash. --- Twice impeached, one-term President Donald J. Trump: Officially the worst president in American history after his seditious, traitorous acts on Jan 6, 2021. <cite>mybbqrules posted [p:963057122] in $50,000,00... [t:79921168]...</cite> <quote>How much do life vests cost? Yeah, giz cash. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
synth_real 02/28/22 7:06:25 PM #48:	I went to a bunch of swimming classes as a kid. Still can't swim. When do I get paid? --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil <cite>synth_real posted [p:963057523] in $50,000,00... [t:79921168]...</cite> <quote>I went to a bunch of swimming classes as a kid. Still can't swim. When do I get paid? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sauceje 02/28/22 7:25:11 PM #49:	CrimsonAngel posted... I love swimming but that's a lot of fucking money This, pretty much. I like swimming and do it like three times weekly, it's my main exercise :S --- He was born in a coop, raised in a cage, children fear him, critics rage, He's half alive, he's half dead, folks just call him Buckethead <cite>sauceje posted [p:963058033] in $50,000,00... [t:79921168]...</cite> <quote>CrimsonAngel posted... </cite> <quote>I love swimming but that's a lot of fucking money</quote>This, pretty much. I like swimming and do it like three times weekly, it's my main exercise :S </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 02/28/22 7:26:19 PM #50:	fuck no fam, i love swimming! <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:963058062] in $50,000,00... [t:79921168]...</cite> <quote>fuck no fam, i love swimming! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List	Page List: 1, 2

Current Events > $50,000,000 but you permanently lose the ability to swim. (+) Yeah! (+)

Current Events > $50,000,000 but you permanently lose the ability to swim.