Current Events > My dad agreed to donate sperm to my wife since I'm infertile

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Will_VIIII 02/25/22 12:49:13 AM #1:	Artificial insemination of course. Pretty cool that there'll be a blood relation even though the baby will technically be a half sibling. I don't have any brothers or I'd have probably done that --- "Do not speak to fools, for they will scorn your prudent words." - Proverbs 23:9. Antivaxxers are objectively stupid people. <cite>Will_VIIII posted [p:962950094] in My dad agr... [t:79914885]...</cite> <quote>Artificial insemination of course. Pretty cool that there'll be a blood relation even though the baby will technically be a half sibling. I don't have any brothers or I'd have probably done that </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PatrickMahomes 02/25/22 12:50:26 AM #2:	Ok Rodney Ruxin --- https://i.imgur.com/cEQy3f4.png / https://i.imgur.com/gWKaLHC.png https://i.imgur.com/u6JR7qX.jpeg <cite>PatrickMahomes posted [p:962950112] in My dad agr... [t:79914885]...</cite> <quote>Ok Rodney Ruxin </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 02/25/22 12:51:13 AM #3:	sorry but ew --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta/hungry ghost Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:962950125] in My dad agr... [t:79914885]...</cite> <quote>sorry but ew </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Will_VIIII 02/25/22 12:51:19 AM #4:	PatrickMahomes posted... Ok Rodney Ruxin I don't get the reference --- "Do not speak to fools, for they will scorn your prudent words." - Proverbs 23:9. Antivaxxers are objectively stupid people. <cite>Will_VIIII posted [p:962950127] in My dad agr... [t:79914885]...</cite> <quote>PatrickMahomes posted... </cite> <quote>Ok Rodney Ruxin</quote>I don't get the reference </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Will_VIIII 02/25/22 12:51:27 AM #5:	nfearurspecimn posted... sorry but ew ? --- "Do not speak to fools, for they will scorn your prudent words." - Proverbs 23:9. Antivaxxers are objectively stupid people. <cite>Will_VIIII posted [p:962950129] in My dad agr... [t:79914885]...</cite> <quote>nfearurspecimn posted... </cite> <quote>sorry but ew</quote>? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
segasaturn 02/25/22 12:51:50 AM #6:	How can we believe you? --- A sentient hive of bees <cite>segasaturn posted [p:962950138] in My dad agr... [t:79914885]...</cite> <quote>How can we believe you? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
g0ldie 02/25/22 12:52:01 AM #7:	dads are the best --- https://imgur.com/mApEnf3 <cite>g0ldie posted [p:962950139] in My dad agr... [t:79914885]...</cite> <quote>dads are the best </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WorsCaseOntario 02/25/22 12:52:19 AM #8:	So your father will impregnate your wife? --- Frankly my dear, I don't give a ham. <cite>WorsCaseOntario posted [p:962950147] in My dad agr... [t:79914885]...</cite> <quote>So your father will impregnate your wife? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ratchetrockon 02/25/22 12:52:25 AM #9:	cool --- I'm a Taurus I like collecting headphones and iems. My fave game of all time is DMC 3 SE on PC w/ style switch mod. IMO it the best button masher on earth <cite>Ratchetrockon posted [p:962950149] in My dad agr... [t:79914885]...</cite> <quote>cool </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Slayer_22 02/25/22 12:53:31 AM #10:	Most people, if you tell them this, will just assume your dad plowed your girl until you clarify. Definitely clarify if you're gonna say this to anyone else. Not, "My wife is having my dad's baby.". --- "And no I'm not signing your twitter after this type of attitude so don't ask..." - IIINCORRUPTIBLE <cite>Slayer_22 posted [p:962950163] in My dad agr... [t:79914885]...</cite> <quote>Most people, if you tell them this, will just assume your dad plowed your girl until you clarify. Definitely clarify if you're gonna say this to anyone else. Not, "My wife is having my dad's baby.".</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
radical rhino 02/25/22 12:55:41 AM #11:	PatrickMahomes posted... Ok Rodney Ruxin Thats what I immediately thought of. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ytkbd7diLoU --- .____ [____]===0 . . . . Ye olde beating stick. <cite>radical rhino posted [p:962950186] in My dad agr... [t:79914885]...</cite> <quote>PatrickMahomes posted... </cite> <quote>Ok Rodney Ruxin</quote>Thats what I immediately thought of. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ytkbd7diLoU </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Will_VIIII 02/25/22 12:58:48 AM #12:	segasaturn posted... How can we believe you? You don't have to. Just thought it'd be interesting to share --- "Do not speak to fools, for they will scorn your prudent words." - Proverbs 23:9. Antivaxxers are objectively stupid people. <cite>Will_VIIII posted [p:962950224] in My dad agr... [t:79914885]...</cite> <quote>segasaturn posted... </cite> <quote>How can we believe you?</quote>You don't have to. Just thought it'd be interesting to share </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Will_VIIII 02/25/22 12:59:14 AM #13:	g0ldie posted... dads are the best Yeah! WorsCaseOntario posted... So your father will impregnate your wife? By artificial insemination --- "Do not speak to fools, for they will scorn your prudent words." - Proverbs 23:9. Antivaxxers are objectively stupid people. <cite>Will_VIIII posted [p:962950227] in My dad agr... [t:79914885]...</cite> <quote>g0ldie posted... </cite> <quote>dads are the best </quote>Yeah! WorsCaseOntario posted... </cite> <quote>So your father will impregnate your wife?</quote> By artificial insemination </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gobstoppers12 02/25/22 1:08:31 AM #14:	Why do people make weird topics like this on CE --- I write Naruto Fanfiction. But I am definitely not a furry. <cite>Gobstoppers12 posted [p:962950364] in My dad agr... [t:79914885]...</cite> <quote>Why do people make weird topics like this on CE </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PatrickMahomes 02/25/22 2:20:04 AM #15:	Will_VIIII posted... I don't get the reference radical rhino posted... Thats what I immediately thought of. Phew I knew someone would --- https://i.imgur.com/cEQy3f4.png / https://i.imgur.com/gWKaLHC.png https://i.imgur.com/u6JR7qX.jpeg <cite>PatrickMahomes posted [p:962951344] in My dad agr... [t:79914885]...</cite> <quote>Will_VIIII posted... </cite> <quote>I don't get the reference</quote> radical rhino posted... </cite> <quote>Thats what I immediately thought of.</quote>Phew I knew someone would </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 02/25/22 2:21:58 AM #16:	Ill bang your wife if you want you wont have the same blood as the kid, but itll be a much better kid in the long run <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:962951369] in My dad agr... [t:79914885]...</cite> <quote>Ill bang your wife if you want you wont have the same blood as the kid, but itll be a much better kid in the long run </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrFingers07 02/25/22 2:49:43 AM #17:	So your kid is going to have its father and grandfather be the same person --- :D Brawlin' Mains: R.O.B., Lucario, Pikachu, Wolf <cite>MrFingers07 posted [p:962951685] in My dad agr... [t:79914885]...</cite> <quote>So your kid is going to have its father and grandfather be the same person </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Water_Rat 02/25/22 2:51:27 AM #18:	<cite>Water_Rat posted [p:962951709] in My dad agr... [t:79914885]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 02/25/22 2:52:51 AM #19:	lmao Dad's vinegar strokes --- I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:962951727] in My dad agr... [t:79914885]...</cite> <quote>lmao Dad's vinegar strokes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Returning_CEmen 02/25/22 2:54:07 AM #20:	Tom Pappa has this bit on old sperm kids. Its funny. Youre gonna have a low energy old sperm kid. --- Genius, Thousandaire, Playboy, Philanthropist <cite>Returning_CEmen posted [p:962951743] in My dad agr... [t:79914885]...</cite> <quote>Tom Pappa has this bit on old sperm kids. Its funny. Youre gonna have a low energy old sperm kid. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Will_VIIII 02/25/22 8:56:25 AM #21:	Gobstoppers12 posted... Why do people make weird topics like this on CE I dunno what's so weird about this. It's cheaper than having a traditional donar too --- "Do not speak to fools, for they will scorn your prudent words." - Proverbs 23:9. Antivaxxers are objectively stupid people. <cite>Will_VIIII posted [p:962955951] in My dad agr... [t:79914885]...</cite> <quote>Gobstoppers12 posted... </cite> <quote>Why do people make weird topics like this on CE</quote>I dunno what's so weird about this. It's cheaper than having a traditional donar too </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY 02/25/22 8:57:42 AM #22:	Not a good idea but you do you. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:962955969] in My dad agr... [t:79914885]...</cite> <quote>Not a good idea but you do you. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cocytus 02/25/22 8:58:28 AM #23:	You gotta be shittin' me. <cite>Cocytus posted [p:962955982] in My dad agr... [t:79914885]...</cite> <quote>You gotta be shittin' me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Will_VIIII 02/25/22 9:00:53 AM #24:	Returning_CEmen posted... Tom Pappa has this bit on old sperm kids. Its funny. Youre gonna have a low energy old sperm kid. Low energy children kinda sounds appealing ngl --- "Do not speak to fools, for they will scorn your prudent words." - Proverbs 23:9. Antivaxxers are objectively stupid people. <cite>Will_VIIII posted [p:962956021] in My dad agr... [t:79914885]...</cite> <quote>Returning_CEmen posted... </cite> <quote>Tom Pappa has this bit on old sperm kids. Its funny. Youre gonna have a low energy old sperm kid.</quote>Low energy children kinda sounds appealing ngl </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VandorLee 02/25/22 9:02:18 AM #25:	Im not ok with this. --- "God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God." Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999) <cite>VandorLee posted [p:962956054] in My dad agr... [t:79914885]...</cite> <quote>Im not ok with this. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dreepapult 02/25/22 9:02:34 AM #26:	That's weird. No sir I don't like it --- Entropy happens <cite>Dreepapult posted [p:962956059] in My dad agr... [t:79914885]...</cite> <quote>That's weird. No sir I don't like it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Will_VIIII 02/25/22 9:03:02 AM #27:	VandorLee posted... Im not ok with this. Can't believe my baby is triggering some people --- "Do not speak to fools, for they will scorn your prudent words." - Proverbs 23:9. Antivaxxers are objectively stupid people. <cite>Will_VIIII posted [p:962956064] in My dad agr... [t:79914885]...</cite> <quote>VandorLee posted... </cite> <quote>Im not ok with this.</quote>Can't believe my baby is triggering some people </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Creep_2020 02/25/22 9:06:11 AM #28:	Slayer_22 posted... Most people, if you tell them this, will just assume your dad plowed your girl until you clarify. Definitely clarify if you're gonna say this to anyone else. Not, "My wife is having my dad's baby.". Unless theyre a silly sausage I doubt they would. --- Have I carved enough, my Lord? Child, you are a bone <cite>The_Creep_2020 posted [p:962956115] in My dad agr... [t:79914885]...</cite> <quote>Slayer_22 posted... </cite> <quote>Most people, if you tell them this, will just assume your dad plowed your girl until you clarify. Definitely clarify if you're gonna say this to anyone else. Not, "My wife is having my dad's baby.".</quote> Unless theyre a silly sausage I doubt they would. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gamestunner 02/25/22 9:10:34 AM #29:	You should prolly get your dad to bust inside them walls for extra coverage. Nah I'm kidding, atleast its not a stranger. --- Ponies making me look bad, and xbots making you look bad. Can't we all just get along? <cite>gamestunner posted [p:962956197] in My dad agr... [t:79914885]...</cite> <quote>You should prolly get your dad to bust inside them walls for extra coverage. Nah I'm kidding, atleast its not a stranger. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Will_VIIII 02/25/22 9:11:26 AM #30:	Anyone who is immediate family or a close friend already knows about the situation too and they're all supportive --- "Do not speak to fools, for they will scorn your prudent words." - Proverbs 23:9. Antivaxxers are objectively stupid people. <cite>Will_VIIII posted [p:962956214] in My dad agr... [t:79914885]...</cite> <quote>Anyone who is immediate family or a close friend already knows about the situation too and they're all supportive </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Will_VIIII 02/25/22 9:12:19 AM #31:	MrFingers07 posted... So your kid is going to have its father and grandfather be the same person Missed this. So biologically, father. Legally, grandfather --- "Do not speak to fools, for they will scorn your prudent words." - Proverbs 23:9. Antivaxxers are objectively stupid people. <cite>Will_VIIII posted [p:962956237] in My dad agr... [t:79914885]...</cite> <quote>MrFingers07 posted... </cite> <quote>So your kid is going to have its father and grandfather be the same person</quote>Missed this. So biologically, father. Legally, grandfather </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Yahtz09 02/25/22 9:12:35 AM #32:	Not worried about sperm degredation with your dad? --- Arkansas Razorbacks \|\| Oklahoma City Thunder \|\| Cleveland Sports <cite>The_Yahtz09 posted [p:962956245] in My dad agr... [t:79914885]...</cite> <quote>Not worried about sperm degredation with your dad? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wildspark 02/25/22 9:14:05 AM #33:	PatrickMahomes posted... Ok Rodney Ruxin @PatrickMahomes Will_VIIIIs wife forever unclean! --- And now for something completely different <cite>Wildspark posted [p:962956266] in My dad agr... [t:79914885]...</cite> <quote>PatrickMahomes posted... </cite> <quote>Ok Rodney Ruxin</quote> @PatrickMahomes Will_VIIIIs wife forever unclean! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Creep_2020 02/25/22 9:14:49 AM #34:	Will_VIIII posted... Anyone who is immediate family or a close friend already knows about the situation too and they're all supportive When you have to go down the RT path its draining though, right? Im glad you and your wife were able to find a solution. Mad respect to your dad --- Have I carved enough, my Lord? Child, you are a bone <cite>The_Creep_2020 posted [p:962956284] in My dad agr... [t:79914885]...</cite> <quote>Will_VIIII posted... </cite> <quote>Anyone who is immediate family or a close friend already knows about the situation too and they're all supportive</quote>When you have to go down the RT path its draining though, right? Im glad you and your wife were able to find a solution. Mad respect to your dad </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tenlaar 02/25/22 9:17:37 AM #36:	Will_VIIII posted... Can't believe my baby is triggering some people your fathers baby <cite>Tenlaar posted [p:962956338] in My dad agr... [t:79914885]...</cite> <quote>Will_VIIII posted... </cite> <quote>Can't believe my baby is triggering some people </quote>your fathers baby </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ROOTFayth 02/25/22 9:18:34 AM #37:	not sure why you would make a thread about this but good for you I guess <cite>ROOTFayth posted [p:962956357] in My dad agr... [t:79914885]...</cite> <quote>not sure why you would make a thread about this but good for you I guess </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeoShadowhen 02/25/22 9:24:54 AM #38:	What was your fathers reaction initially? How did you bring it up? Has he and your wife had a chance to talk about it privately? Whose idea was it? <cite>NeoShadowhen posted [p:962956476] in My dad agr... [t:79914885]...</cite> <quote>What was your fathers reaction initially? How did you bring it up? Has he and your wife had a chance to talk about it privately? Whose idea was it? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TMOG 02/25/22 9:24:56 AM #39:	Just gonna say the same thing I did when you mentioned this on Discord. I'm really happy for you Will, I know you two have been trying for years. Can't wait to see pictures of the baby :) <cite>TMOG posted [p:962956477] in My dad agr... [t:79914885]...</cite> <quote>Just gonna say the same thing I did when you mentioned this on Discord. I'm really happy for you Will, I know you two have been trying for years. Can't wait to see pictures of the baby :) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Will_VIIII 02/25/22 9:38:55 AM #41:	TMOG posted... Just gonna say the same thing I did when you mentioned this on Discord. I'm really happy for you Will, I know you two have been trying for years. Can't wait to see pictures of the baby :) You are so sweet --- "Do not speak to fools, for they will scorn your prudent words." - Proverbs 23:9. Antivaxxers are objectively stupid people. <cite>Will_VIIII posted [p:962956729] in My dad agr... [t:79914885]...</cite> <quote>TMOG posted... </cite> <quote>Just gonna say the same thing I did when you mentioned this on Discord. I'm really happy for you Will, I know you two have been trying for years. Can't wait to see pictures of the baby :)</quote>You are so sweet </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MasterChief5000 02/25/22 9:39:15 AM #42:	Im a bit iffed that people dont believe my story, whatever. <cite>MasterChief5000 posted [p:962956737] in My dad agr... [t:79914885]...</cite> <quote>Im a bit iffed that people dont believe my story, whatever. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Will_VIIII 02/25/22 9:40:30 AM #43:	MasterChief5000 posted... Im a bit iffed that people dont believe my story, whatever. What's your story? --- "Do not speak to fools, for they will scorn your prudent words." - Proverbs 23:9. Antivaxxers are objectively stupid people. <cite>Will_VIIII posted [p:962956756] in My dad agr... [t:79914885]...</cite> <quote>MasterChief5000 posted... </cite> <quote>Im a bit iffed that people dont believe my story, whatever.</quote>What's your story? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MasterChief5000 02/25/22 9:42:51 AM #45:	Will_VIIII posted... What's your story? Im being stalked because I masturbated loudly that my neighbors could hear it and theyve been stalking me since. <cite>MasterChief5000 posted [p:962956791] in My dad agr... [t:79914885]...</cite> <quote>Will_VIIII posted... </cite> <quote>What's your story?</quote>Im being stalked because I masturbated loudly that my neighbors could hear it and theyve been stalking me since. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrMojoRising 02/25/22 9:43:45 AM #46:	that's pretty cool. my lesbian friend used her cousin's sperm for her wife, since the her cousin looks a lot like my friend, so she's hoping there'll be some family resemblance --- https://i.imgur.com/Wv6nCNs.jpg https://myanimelist.net/profile/nino712 <cite>MrMojoRising posted [p:962956807] in My dad agr... [t:79914885]...</cite> <quote>that's pretty cool. my lesbian friend used her cousin's sperm for her wife, since the her cousin looks a lot like my friend, so she's hoping there'll be some family resemblance </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 02/25/22 9:44:45 AM #47:	MasterChief5000 posted... ... what the fuck? --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:962956832] in My dad agr... [t:79914885]...</cite> <quote>MasterChief5000 posted... </cite> <quote> </quote>... what the fuck? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Will_VIIII 02/25/22 3:02:36 PM #48:	MasterChief5000 posted... Im being stalked because I masturbated loudly that my neighbors could hear it and theyve been stalking me since. They want in? --- "Do not speak to fools, for they will scorn your prudent words." - Proverbs 23:9. Antivaxxers are objectively stupid people. <cite>Will_VIIII posted [p:962964738] in My dad agr... [t:79914885]...</cite> <quote>MasterChief5000 posted... </cite> <quote>Im being stalked because I masturbated loudly that my neighbors could hear it and theyve been stalking me since.</quote>They want in? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeoShadowhen 02/25/22 3:53:41 PM #49:	NeoShadowhen posted... What was your fathers reaction initially? How did you bring it up? Has he and your wife had a chance to talk about it privately? Whose idea was it? Please answer my creepy ass questions. I have half a novella based on your situation outlined and Ive hit a wall. <cite>NeoShadowhen posted [p:962966062] in My dad agr... [t:79914885]...</cite> <quote>NeoShadowhen posted... </cite> <quote>What was your fathers reaction initially? How did you bring it up? Has he and your wife had a chance to talk about it privately? Whose idea was it?</quote> Please answer my creepy ass questions. I have half a novella based on your situation outlined and Ive hit a wall. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Will_VIIII 02/26/22 9:55:02 AM #50:	My dad and I act like immature college bros sometimes and I said I needed his baby batter. Then I explained in more serious words the situation. My idea 100% --- "Do not speak to fools, for they will scorn your prudent words." - Proverbs 23:9. Antivaxxers are objectively stupid people. <cite>Will_VIIII posted [p:962985030] in My dad agr... [t:79914885]...</cite> <quote>My dad and I act like immature college bros sometimes and I said I needed his baby batter. Then I explained in more serious words the situation. My idea 100% </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The-19th-Sparta 02/26/22 9:57:34 AM #51:	Sounds like you and your make believe family are all morons. --- Remembering the EPICNESS one GameFAQs post at a time. <cite>The-19th-Sparta posted [p:962985066] in My dad agr... [t:79914885]...</cite> <quote>Sounds like you and your make believe family are all morons. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > My dad agreed to donate sperm to my wife since I'm infertile