Poll of the Day > Your bestfriend is getting married tomorrow and asks for a personal favor.

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hypnox
02/16/22 5:11:41 AM
#1:


Are you gonna help shave their happy place?



You gonna help ol' bestie out?

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LinkPizza
02/16/22 5:14:48 AM
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I'd probably help without them getting married. Though, I'm not sure why they'd need my help...

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Sarcasthma
02/16/22 5:22:29 AM
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My bestie is a girl. And she's getting married.

To me.

Also, she's R&B sensation Mariah Carey.

Also also, I refuse to shave her because I'm a manly man who doesn't do favors for anyone. Especially not myself.

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ParanoidObsessive
02/16/22 5:37:42 AM
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Sarcasthma posted...
Also, she's R&B sensation Mariah Carey.

Also also, I refuse to shave her because I'm a manly man who doesn't do favors for anyone. Especially not myself.

There's got to be a way to make it happen. It's always been her fantasy.

I mean, she can probably do it without you, but if you help you'd totally be her hero, and you'd always be her baby.

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Sarcasthma
02/16/22 5:42:30 AM
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ParanoidObsessive posted...
There's got to be a way to make it happen. It's always been her fantasy.

I mean, she can probably do it without you, but if you help you'd totally be her hero, and you'd always be her baby.
I may be her dream lover, but I certainly won't come rescue her.

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ParanoidObsessive
02/16/22 5:58:04 AM
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Sarcasthma posted...
I may be her dream lover, but I certainly won't come rescue her.

Man, you're so cold. If you can't let go of your hang ups and just stay a prisoner of your pride, you'll wind up all alone in love.

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Blightzkrieg
02/16/22 8:55:00 AM
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Why would they need it shaved? The hair is the best part of eating ass

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Bugmeat
02/16/22 9:36:25 AM
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Nah. If I can shave my naughty bits (front and back) without any trouble, they can handle their own.


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wwinterj25
02/17/22 3:40:24 PM
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Nope. I've shaved someones back before but that's because it's hard to reach. Although I wouldn't help shave someones arse. Anything that is reachable they can do themselves, get someone who is willing or go without.

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