Current Events > Woman smacks you in the face. What do you do?

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You smack that bitch right back huh?

uppercut to the jaw and hopefully shatter a few teeth.

Embrace the dominatrix.

I mean you gotta take care of you and yours right. I mean you can't take no disrespect. Cause what the fuck would happen then?

this actually used 2 be a major turn on 2 me.

a long while back i told a girl i was chatting up w/at a bar about it and i told her she could smack me in the face as hard as she could if she wanted.

she didnt believe me at first but i insisted. she wound up hitting me so hard my glasses got knocked off my face and hit the ground. security saw her do it, and dragged me out. they didnt listen 2 anything i told them, and she did not tell them anything, so i got thrown out 4 the night

Fuck her husband

Giggle. Not because it's sexual. Just cause a slap doesn't trigger me. I'd create distance so she couldn't do it again and mock her with jokes >_>. You might think that's weird. But people fuckin hate when they wanna be taken serious and you do the exact opposite. And it just plays into my natural nonviolent strengths. I don't understand why men think it's a good thing to look like you can't even take a slap without losing your shit. Mentally pussy, I say. Im a physical pussy, sure. But I learned to live with that. You learn to live with being so mentally fragile?

Tell her not to do that again.

Did I deserve it?
Are we doing butt stuff?
What's the scenario?

I notify her father so he can handle the situation appropriately. He'll probably withhold his consent for when she wants her tubes tied. That'll show her good.

Go buy another

Now smack my other cheeks.

Push her as hard as i can into a wall

or

Leg sweep

"Thank you, queen."

Flauros posted...

uppercut to the jaw and hopefully shatter a few teeth.

This. I'd shoryuken that bitch.

Thank you mommy may I have another

How can she slap?!

https://youtu.be/mgTxRSAqtWc

Might reflexively hit back dunno.

If she isn't moving to further attack probably tell her to fuck off because next time she hits me I will be breaking bones in whatever limb she hits me with.

Granted probably not actually going to be aiming for that unless she is really persistent in attacking me and/or is using a lethal weapon like a big ass knife or a hammer and the fight evolves in a way that prevents a more tidy way of ending things such as a clean blow to the head or just fucking off and letting the cops go after her.

When dealing with females ya gotta always judo leg sweep

Is she hot?

Flauros posted...

uppercut to the jaw and hopefully shatter a few teeth.

Definitely no hangups with women here

Just do this over and over again
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/OddballColdCobra-size_restricted.gif

Man these are some funny fuckin answers!

My reflexes are too fast. I would doge that ho like Ali.

Yell "How can she slap!? How can she slap!?"

IndorilGawain posted...

Definitely no hangups with women here

any woman who thinks she's mentally stable casually slappin other people definitely got hangups

shes trash for doin that
and if her mama did it, shes trash too fr