hour full-time to pass out free bananas.

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BlingBling22947 02/03/22 7:50:30 PM #1:	Not even fucking kidding. https://jobboard.arlingtonva.us/job/g5mudj/banista-(banana-attendant)-@-amazon-national-landing/arlington/va Warehouse workers make less. --- When was the last time you heard your boy Nas rhyme? Never on schedule but always on time <cite>BlingBling22947 posted [p:962344573] in My employe... [t:79883257]...</cite> <quote>Not even fucking kidding. https://jobboard.arlingtonva.us/job/g5mudj/banista-(banana-attendant)-@-amazon-national-landing/arlington/va Warehouse workers make less. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 02/03/22 7:51:05 PM #2:	That's ~~bananas~~ --- I contend that we are both atrumblists. I just believe in one less Trumble than you. <cite>Trumble posted [p:962344594] in My employe... [t:79883257]...</cite> <quote>That's bananas </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Slayer_22 02/03/22 7:52:07 PM #3:	Trumble posted... That's ~~bananas~~ Reported. JK, ~~just monkeying around.~~ --- "And no I'm not signing your twitter after this type of attitude so don't ask..." - IIINCORRUPTIBLE <cite>Slayer_22 posted [p:962344616] in My employe... [t:79883257]...</cite> <quote>Trumble posted...</cite> <quote>That's bananas </quote> Reported. JK, just monkeying around.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AzNDarkSamurai 02/03/22 7:52:17 PM #4:	do they have to pee in bottles too? --- Pinoy Pride, 1988 - the day I die! <cite>AzNDarkSamurai posted [p:962344618] in My employe... [t:79883257]...</cite> <quote>do they have to pee in bottles too? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
obsolete 02/03/22 7:52:28 PM #5:	sends resume <cite>obsolete posted [p:962344627] in My employe... [t:79883257]...</cite> <quote>sends resume </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guerrilla Soldier 02/03/22 7:53:07 PM #6:	can i do it fully remote --- Disclaimer: There's a good chance the above post could be sarcasm. Die-hard Oakland A's fan --- Keep the A's in Oakland! <cite>Guerrilla Soldier posted [p:962344644] in My employe... [t:79883257]...</cite> <quote>can i do it fully remote </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kakapo 02/03/22 7:53:12 PM #7:	Banistas proactively greet all visitors to the stand, restock inventory, track daily metrics, and are responsible for timely communication of issues needing immediate attention. Today I have handed out 37 bananas. Please put the peel in the bin --- I'm so far underground I'm a one person scene 24 hour party parrot <cite>Kakapo posted [p:962344647] in My employe... [t:79883257]...</cite> <quote><quote>Banistas proactively greet all visitors to the stand, restock inventory, track daily metrics, and are responsible for timely communication of issues needing immediate attention.</quote> Today I have handed out 37 bananas. Please put the peel in the bin </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagr_68 02/03/22 8:02:10 PM #8:	There's always money in the banana stand. --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 <cite>Jagr_68 posted [p:962344867] in My employe... [t:79883257]...</cite> <quote>There's always money in the banana stand. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pitlord_Special 02/03/22 8:11:55 PM #9:	Select work appropriate music to play during operating hours. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVN-uwgOe3E --- Posted from my iPhone 13 <cite>Pitlord_Special posted [p:962345089] in My employe... [t:79883257]...</cite> <quote><quote>Select work appropriate music to play during operating hours.</quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVN-uwgOe3E </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlingBling22947 02/04/22 7:15:19 PM #10:	life is a JOKE --- When was the last time you heard your boy Nas rhyme? Never on schedule but always on time <cite>BlingBling22947 posted [p:962371671] in My employe... [t:79883257]...</cite> <quote>life is a JOKE </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SauI_Goodman 02/04/22 7:16:20 PM #11:	~~b-a-n-a-n-a-s~~ --- If you can see this message it's a wonder why it hasn't been modded yet by the snowflakes. <cite>SauI_Goodman posted [p:962371699] in My employe... [t:79883257]...</cite> <quote>b-a-n-a-n-a-s </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AwesomeFawful 02/04/22 7:17:21 PM #12:	https://youtu.be/S-Eyhq-D9yM --- "Socialism is when the government does stuff, and it's more socialism the more stuff it does, and when it does a real lot of stuff, that's communism!" <cite>AwesomeFawful posted [p:962371723] in My employe... [t:79883257]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/S-Eyhq-D9yM </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlingBling22947 02/06/22 5:10:49 PM #13:	Almost $36,000/year to pass out free bananas and jam to music. I have seen these people doing this. --- When was the last time you heard your boy Nas rhyme? Never on schedule but always on time <cite>BlingBling22947 posted [p:962419142] in My employe... [t:79883257]...</cite> <quote>Almost $36,000/year to pass out free bananas and jam to music. I have seen these people doing this. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bishop9800 02/06/22 5:21:32 PM #14:	https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LH5ay10RTGY --- There are enough attention whores on CE as it is. <cite>Bishop9800 posted [p:962419424] in My employe... [t:79883257]...</cite> <quote>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LH5ay10RTGY </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlingBling22947 02/07/22 8:00:29 PM #15:	Early 20-something me would be all over this. --- When was the last time you heard your boy Nas rhyme? Never on schedule but always on time <cite>BlingBling22947 posted [p:962450911] in My employe... [t:79883257]...</cite> <quote>Early 20-something me would be all over this. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Houston 02/07/22 8:04:15 PM #16:	B-a-N-a-N-a-S --- "Sometimes you will never know the value of a moment until it becomes a memory." - Dr Seuss <cite>Houston posted [p:962451028] in My employe... [t:79883257]...</cite> <quote>B-a-N-a-N-a-S </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeoRavus 02/07/22 8:08:49 PM #17:	Yeah I'm not wearing that uniform for anything under $30 https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/1/3/AABulwAAC5n5.jpg --- This is where cool people write stuff. <cite>LeoRavus posted [p:962451146] in My employe... [t:79883257]...</cite> <quote>Yeah I'm not wearing that uniform for anything under $30 https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/1/3/AABulwAAC5n5.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlingBling22947 02/08/22 4:00:25 PM #18:	I have observed this position live. The job in its entirety is to be friendly and offer passers-by free bananas. You dont have to sell anything. No spiel, nothing. You get paid to hang out at a banana stand and give people bananas like some weird ass NPC. Theres no catch. --- When was the last time you heard your boy Nas rhyme? Never on schedule but always on time <cite>BlingBling22947 posted [p:962473225] in My employe... [t:79883257]...</cite> <quote>I have observed this position live. The job in its entirety is to be friendly and offer passers-by free bananas. You dont have to sell anything. No spiel, nothing. You get paid to hang out at a banana stand and give people bananas like some weird ass NPC. Theres no catch. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Prismsblade 02/08/22 4:09:44 PM #19:	A pretty good and braindead job for someone young, and looking for job experience. Perhaps even as good as it gets even. --- 3DS FC:3368-5403-9633 Name: Kaizer PSN: Blackkaizer <cite>Prismsblade posted [p:962473517] in My employe... [t:79883257]...</cite> <quote>A pretty good and braindead job for someone young, and looking for job experience. Perhaps even as good as it gets even. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giant_Aspirin 02/08/22 4:13:22 PM #20:	BlingBling22947 posted... Theres no catch. i mean the catch is that you're only making $36k/year --- Playing: Prey; Dead Cells I hope something good happens to you today <cite>Giant_Aspirin posted [p:962473634] in My employe... [t:79883257]...</cite> <quote>BlingBling22947 posted... </cite> <quote>Theres no catch.</quote> i mean the catch is that you're only making $36k/year </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Anony1125 02/08/22 4:17:58 PM #22:	Giant_Aspirin posted... i mean the catch is that you're only making $36k/year well for now sure, but in this industry there is plenty of opportunity for advancement --- Feeling really good. Faceless goofus in a sea of alts <cite>Anony1125 posted [p:962473750] in My employe... [t:79883257]...</cite> <quote>Giant_Aspirin posted... </cite> <quote>i mean the catch is that you're only making $36k/year</quote>well for now sure, but in this industry there is plenty of opportunity for advancement </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AzNDarkSamurai 02/09/22 4:05:54 PM #23:	Giant_Aspirin posted... i mean the catch is that you're only making $36k/year that is still pretty good for someone young who is seeking job experience and who isnt looking to cash out yet on a career --- Pinoy Pride, 1988 - the day I die! <cite>AzNDarkSamurai posted [p:962500912] in My employe... [t:79883257]...</cite> <quote>Giant_Aspirin posted... </cite> <quote>i mean the catch is that you're only making $36k/year</quote> that is still pretty good for someone young who is seeking job experience and who isnt looking to cash out yet on a career </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
samurai bandit 02/09/22 4:08:02 PM #24:	This is actually great. Hope more jobs follow suit and actually give good pay compared to the labor required. --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! <cite>samurai bandit posted [p:962500984] in My employe... [t:79883257]...</cite> <quote>This is actually great. Hope more jobs follow suit and actually give good pay compared to the labor required. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sondast 02/09/22 4:09:37 PM #25:	Giant_Aspirin posted... i mean the catch is that you're only making $36k/year Thats more than what first year teachers make. --- Take a lesson from parakeets. If you're ever feeling lonely, just eat in front of a mirror. <cite>sondast posted [p:962501028] in My employe... [t:79883257]...</cite> <quote>Giant_Aspirin posted... </cite> <quote>i mean the catch is that you're only making $36k/year</quote>Thats more than what first year teachers make. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gosh 02/09/22 4:10:40 PM #26:	BlingBling22947 posted... I have observed this position live. The job in its entirety is to be friendly and offer passers-by free bananas. You dont have to sell anything. No spiel, nothing. You get paid to hang out at a banana stand and give people bananas like some weird ass NPC. Theres no catch. Kind of a dream job tbh being a weird ass NPC <cite>Gosh posted [p:962501054] in My employe... [t:79883257]...</cite> <quote>BlingBling22947 posted... </cite> <quote>I have observed this position live. The job in its entirety is to be friendly and offer passers-by free bananas. You dont have to sell anything. No spiel, nothing. You get paid to hang out at a banana stand and give people bananas like some weird ass NPC. Theres no catch.</quote> Kind of a dream job tbh being a weird ass NPC </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
samurai bandit 02/09/22 4:10:41 PM #27:	Learn FAQs and banana facts to share with visitors Lmao, @berrythebanana should apply. They always threw in random banana facts on random topics. --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! <cite>samurai bandit posted [p:962501055] in My employe... [t:79883257]...</cite> <quote><quote>Learn FAQs and banana facts to share with visitors</quote> Lmao, @berrythebanana should apply. They always threw in random banana facts on random topics. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 02/09/22 4:11:52 PM #28:	Giant_Aspirin posted... i mean the catch is that you're only making $36k/year Thats more than I make --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:962501087] in My employe... [t:79883257]...</cite> <quote>Giant_Aspirin posted... </cite> <quote>i mean the catch is that you're only making $36k/year</quote>Thats more than I make </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Relient_K 02/09/22 4:18:20 PM #29:	That's .25 more than what I'm making. --- We all ate the biscuits, Fighter. We can all see through time. [ER] <cite>Relient_K posted [p:962501296] in My employe... [t:79883257]...</cite> <quote>That's .25 more than what I'm making. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlingBling22947 02/09/22 8:36:05 PM #30:	its real --- When was the last time you heard your boy Nas rhyme? Never on schedule but always on time <cite>BlingBling22947 posted [p:962513579] in My employe... [t:79883257]...</cite> <quote>its real </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlingBling22947 02/11/22 7:11:02 PM #31:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] I'm applying --- When was the last time you heard your boy Nas rhyme? Never on schedule but always on time <cite>BlingBling22947 posted [p:962571948] in My employe... [t:79883257]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> I'm applying </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giant_Aspirin 02/11/22 7:28:27 PM #32:	Anony1125 posted... well for now sure, but in this industry there is plenty of opportunity for advancement touche. maybe one day you could make lead banana. or or or, maybe you could even hand out two bananas at once? sondast posted... Thats more than what first year teachers make. which is super messed up. it's always irritated me how little teachers get paid, given the importance of what they do. uwnim posted... Thats more than I make i'm sorry for sounding like i was putting down anyone who makes that, or less than that. i wasn't elaborate enough in my OP. the downside is that you're in a relatively high cost of living area (Arlington, VA) and getting paid that much to do a relatively boring job. --- Playing: Dead Cells I hope something good happens to you today <cite>Giant_Aspirin posted [p:962572407] in My employe... [t:79883257]...</cite> <quote>Anony1125 posted... </cite> <quote>well for now sure, but in this industry there is plenty of opportunity for advancement</quote> touche. maybe one day you could make lead banana. or or or, maybe you could even hand out two bananas at once? sondast posted... </cite> <quote>Thats more than what first year teachers make.</quote> which is super messed up. it's always irritated me how little teachers get paid, given the importance of what they do. uwnim posted... </cite> <quote>Thats more than I make</quote> i'm sorry for sounding like i was putting down anyone who makes that, or less than that. i wasn't elaborate enough in my OP. the downside is that you're in a relatively high cost of living area (Arlington, VA) and getting paid that much to do a relatively boring job. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlingBling22947 02/13/22 8:25:11 AM #33:	https://youtu.be/kmsvChccL4U --- When was the last time you heard your boy Nas rhyme? Never on schedule but always on time <cite>BlingBling22947 posted [p:962609521] in My employe... [t:79883257]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/kmsvChccL4U </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlingBling22947 02/14/22 11:10:29 PM #34:	obsolete posted... sends resume Imagine putting Banana Attendant on your resume. --- When was the last time you heard your boy Nas rhyme? Never on schedule but always on time <cite>BlingBling22947 posted [p:962659683] in My employe... [t:79883257]...</cite> <quote>obsolete posted... </cite> <quote>sends resume</quote> Imagine putting Banana Attendant on your resume. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlingBling22947 02/16/22 3:30:58 PM #35:	AWS is always hiring --- When was the last time you heard your boy Nas rhyme? Never on schedule but always on time <cite>BlingBling22947 posted [p:962704367] in My employe... [t:79883257]...</cite> <quote>AWS is always hiring </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lww99 02/16/22 3:34:55 PM #36:	LeoRavus posted... Yeah I'm not wearing that uniform for anything under $30 https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/1/3/AABulwAAC5n5.jpg this was literally my Halloween costume like a decade ago --- http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h239/nhottbarbwire/owningroad_zps2333f502.gif <cite>lww99 posted [p:962704485] in My employe... [t:79883257]...</cite> <quote>LeoRavus posted... </cite> <quote>Yeah I'm not wearing that uniform for anything under $30 https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/1/3/AABulwAAC5n5.jpg</quote> this was literally my Halloween costume like a decade ago </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Badasi12b 02/18/22 5:31:21 PM #38:	Shit I make a bit more than that but my company be on some SERIOUS bullshit! And I work for a medical kit distribution company! --- Fan of the Dallas Mavericks and the Jacksonville Jaguars <cite>Badasi12b posted [p:962764983] in My employe... [t:79883257]...</cite> <quote>Shit I make a bit more than that but my company be on some SERIOUS bullshit! And I work for a medical kit distribution company! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlingBling22947 02/19/22 7:45:38 PM #39:	Im just imagining someone asking So what do you for work? and this being the answer --- When was the last time you heard your boy Nas rhyme? Never on schedule but always on time <cite>BlingBling22947 posted [p:962794524] in My employe... [t:79883257]...</cite> <quote>Im just imagining someone asking So what do you for work? and this being the answer </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KiwiTerraRizing 02/19/22 7:53:20 PM #40:	I was fired from my last job for trying to hand out a long yellow thing. Thankfully my jaundice cleared up. --- Trucking Legend Don Schneider! <cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted [p:962794690] in My employe... [t:79883257]...</cite> <quote>I was fired from my last job for trying to hand out a long yellow thing. Thankfully my jaundice cleared up. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PoundGarden 02/19/22 8:16:16 PM #41:	Giant_Aspirin posted... i mean the catch is that you're only making $36k/year This is one of the few cases you really can say a monkey could do this job. $17.50 for a zero skill position sounds pretty a peeling --- "You go. I'm just going to stare at the lake and think about how I almost just killed a baby." <cite>PoundGarden posted [p:962795170] in My employe... [t:79883257]...</cite> <quote>Giant_Aspirin posted... </cite> <quote>i mean the catch is that you're only making $36k/year</quote> This is one of the few cases you really can say a monkey could do this job. $17.50 for a zero skill position sounds pretty a peeling </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY 02/19/22 8:42:24 PM #42:	https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6Tou8-Cz8is --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:962795726] in My employe... [t:79883257]...</cite> <quote>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6Tou8-Cz8is </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlingBling22947 02/21/22 6:55:38 PM #43:	https://youtu.be/ZBTreJ76X14 --- When was the last time you heard your boy Nas rhyme? Never on schedule but always on time <cite>BlingBling22947 posted [p:962848639] in My employe... [t:79883257]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/ZBTreJ76X14 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlingBling22947 02/22/22 8:31:00 PM #44:	Me following the bananaman around. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkCbehpGBME --- When was the last time you heard your boy Nas rhyme? Never on schedule but always on time <cite>BlingBling22947 posted [p:962880668] in My employe... [t:79883257]...</cite> <quote>Me following the bananaman around. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkCbehpGBME </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AvlButtslam 02/24/22 10:51:09 AM #47:	Thats substantially more than I made when I was a pharmacy tech in my early 20s lol --- http://i.imgur.com/98y63.jpg http://i.imgur.com/yOcp8.jpg http://i.imgur.com/wdX6S.jpg <cite>AvlButtslam posted [p:962927402] in My employe... [t:79883257]...</cite> <quote>Thats substantially more than I made when I was a pharmacy tech in my early 20s lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 02/24/22 11:26:11 AM #48:	The catch is that you're now a painted target for the rival Apple gang --- Oh, I wanna be the one you call drunk <cite>Touch posted [p:962928313] in My employe... [t:79883257]...</cite> <quote>The catch is that you're now a painted target for the rival Apple gang </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fam_Fam 02/24/22 11:27:56 AM #49:	AvlButtslam posted... Thats substantially more than I made when I was a pharmacy tech in my early 20s lol that's what happens when you do unskilled labor, not sure what else can be said <cite>Fam_Fam posted [p:962928353] in My employe... [t:79883257]...</cite> <quote>AvlButtslam posted... </cite> <quote>Thats substantially more than I made when I was a pharmacy tech in my early 20s lol</quote> that's what happens when you do unskilled labor, not sure what else can be said </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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