Current Events > Gonna share what my ULTRA CHRISTIAN, never cursing grandma said in her sleep

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Smackems
02/02/22 5:12:05 PM
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Ahem

"I'm gonna shine my hiney on Thursday. They didn't give me a choice"

So y'all better watch out tomorrow. She's 90

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Giant_Aspirin
02/02/22 5:23:26 PM
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pics of grandma

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HagenEx
02/02/22 5:24:24 PM
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Why the fuck do you spy on your nana when she's sleeping?

Fuck you're weird.

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Alteres
02/02/22 5:25:40 PM
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Go down the rabbit hole tracking down exactly what that phrase meant 70 years ago so we dont have to.

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mustachedmystic
02/02/22 5:36:40 PM
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I just googled it, and got a brush made for cleaning "hard to reach areas".

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Trumble
02/02/22 5:37:32 PM
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Alteres posted...
Go down the rabbit hole tracking down exactly what that phrase meant 70 years ago so we dont have to.
Pretty sure she's just saying she's going to wash her ass.

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Smackems
02/02/22 5:37:41 PM
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HagenEx posted...
Why the fuck do you spy on your nana when she's sleeping?

Fuck you're weird.
I'm her fucking caretaker and she sleeps in my damn living room. Emphasis on my. Now shut the fuck up

Alteres posted...
Go down the rabbit hole tracking down exactly what that phrase meant 70 years ago so we dont have to.
Hiney is ass so

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Trumble
02/02/22 5:39:42 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

censor bypass

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Smackems
02/02/22 5:40:32 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Idk maybe it has something to do with the groundhog

I've already bathed her today. But @HagenEx probably thinks that's weird

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Alteres
02/02/22 5:43:24 PM
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So its an archaic wax that ass?

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Smackems
02/02/22 5:44:46 PM
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Alteres posted...
So its an archaic wax that ass?
I think it's literally shining light off her ass like a mirror puzzle in a video game

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Smackems
02/02/22 5:48:11 PM
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I caretake for my mom and 2 other (sometimes 3) old women too. Maybe it's a sign to shine light from all their hineys at the moon and I unlock a billion dollars

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