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CanuckCowboy
01/26/22 9:29:02 PM
#151:


Talib_21 posted...
I ran so many cars out of oil when I was a dumbass teenager.

I hate the fucking tire pressure sensor on my Silverado.

Oh your 2 psi below 40, Im gonna ding and annoy the fuck out of you until you put two seconds of air in the tire.

I was mostly okay about oil changes if a bit late....except that micra. And I respect it for not dying. Lol.

I feel like half the people I know who have a tire sensor in their vehicle hate it and hal of the ones who hate it its because its just generally fucked and constantly needs to be reset.

Most people I know just ignore it altogether.


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MrMallard
01/26/22 9:30:10 PM
#152:


Second work shit of the day, and I'm fading fast

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/26/22 9:31:08 PM
#153:


Yeah I can't complain about work because @Woozul works more than I do.

I don't even mind being busy I just hate two or three people telling me 4 different things. STOP THAT.

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MrMallard
01/26/22 9:33:28 PM
#154:


Oh dear God, it's one of those airy shits that comes out in waves. The kind you need like 20 minutes for.

I'm gonna have to temper my nerves and go back to work, and hope enough of it is out of me that I can make it through the rest of the day. One and a half hours to go.

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/26/22 9:34:47 PM
#155:


HAHA I fucked up I thought you were actually talking about work. I misread the shit outta that.... pun intended.

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Smackems
01/26/22 9:37:07 PM
#156:


Yay I beat a game (ninja Gaiden 04)

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Talib_21
01/26/22 9:39:54 PM
#157:




Johnny_Nutcase posted...
HAHA I fucked up I thought you were actually talking about work. I misread the shit outta that.... pun intended.
I read it as second shift too

I hate when Im super hungover and I dont know if the next ones gonna be a fart or a shart, a very dangerous game

CanuckCowboy posted...
I was mostly okay about oil changes if a bit late....except that micra. And I respect it for not dying. Lol.

I think I went through I think six cars in high school. Blew one up, my moms bf rebuilt the engine and blew that up in the next six months.


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Talib_21
01/26/22 9:40:21 PM
#158:


Smackems posted...
Yay I beat a game (ninja Gaiden 04)
It took you 18 years to beat a game?!?!?

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MabusIncarnate
01/26/22 9:41:04 PM
#159:


Wings were down 4-0 after one, it's now 4-3 after 2. Epic comeback incoming?

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/26/22 9:46:25 PM
#160:


Talib_21 posted...
I read it as second shift too

I hate when Im super hungover and I dont know if the next ones gonna be a fart or a shart, a very dangerous game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbDcnUH6rOc

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CanuckCowboy
01/26/22 10:04:03 PM
#161:


I think Walter is wanting me to wear a mask in my own home or something.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/3/2/AANJGaAAC2pk.jpg


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Johnny_Nutcase
01/26/22 10:05:28 PM
#162:


Whiskers don't COUNT AS A MASK WALTER!!!!

*runs like hell*

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MabusIncarnate
01/26/22 10:17:52 PM
#163:


6-5 game now this is fuckin wild

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CanuckCowboy
01/26/22 10:20:24 PM
#165:


Walter wouldn't hurt a buds... I mean he would probly have to a little bit for the impertinent comment but that's just how it is.

https://files.catbox.moe/iir3g0.mp4

Smoke with the best of em shoot at the rest of em.

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CanuckCowboy
01/26/22 10:21:20 PM
#166:


MabusIncarnate posted...
6-5 game now this is fuckin wild

Fuck I should be watching this. But also I'm listening to corb lund and fighting my cat.

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Talib_21
01/26/22 10:22:42 PM
#167:


Whats good to eat when your sick? Not trying to do grilled cheese and chicken noodle soup for five days in a row lmao

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/26/22 10:26:16 PM
#168:


New chick sent me a text today at like 2pm saying "Hey Johnny Thanks *blushy face*" because I texted her days ago that she looks amazing without makeup. Which is true and I like to occasionally cast a line out to see if she'll bite, but 2 or 3 days? Fuck offff.. I'm already movin on unless she just comes out and says lets go to fuck town.

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Smackems
01/26/22 10:30:30 PM
#169:


Talib_21 posted...
Whats good to eat when your sick? Not trying to do grilled cheese and chicken noodle soup for five days in a row lmao
CHOCOLATE MlLK

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MabusIncarnate
01/26/22 10:31:25 PM
#170:


Talib_21 posted...
Whats good to eat when your sick? Not trying to do grilled cheese and chicken noodle soup for five days in a row lmao
I eat a lot of dry cereal. When I was drinking it would be whiskey and sleep til I got better.

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/26/22 10:32:02 PM
#171:


I just drank when I had covid. Any other illness, I ...yeah I just drink it off. Usually don't feel like eating when i'm sick, but I can usually down several rum n cokes.

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Smackems
01/26/22 10:32:48 PM
#172:


Dammit I got that thing going on where I beat a game and now I'm just fucking lost as to what to do for entertainment

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/26/22 10:33:33 PM
#173:


Masturbate.

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Smackems
01/26/22 10:34:35 PM
#174:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Masturbate.
Byproduct of the drugs is a severely lowered sex drive. I doubt I could get it up if Scarlet Johansson was in my lap all nekkid n shit

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/26/22 10:35:11 PM
#175:


Well if she shows up lemme know i'll take over.

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Smackems
01/26/22 10:35:39 PM
#176:


Ay she's here

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CanuckCowboy
01/26/22 10:36:14 PM
#177:


Pretty much most anything I do just piss him off. Grizzly bear blues

https://files.catbox.moe/y541je.mp4

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Talib_21
01/26/22 10:36:31 PM
#178:


I have acid reflux and ibs so my shits already all fucked up. If I just drank and didnt eat I think I might die lmao

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/26/22 10:37:06 PM
#179:


Hold on let me get my breathalyzer out.

0.16 again... can you give her a ride? Just drive west.

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Smackems
01/26/22 10:37:46 PM
#181:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Hold on let me get my breathalyzer out.

0.16 again... can you give her a ride? Just drive west.
No, we just went through this

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Smackems
01/26/22 10:38:23 PM
#183:


OVERGOATED posted...
I'm trying to think up ideas for D&D session tomorrow and can't seem to come up with any.
Serious campaign or butt campaign (I'm doing butt campaign right now)

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/26/22 10:45:50 PM
#184:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/7/7/AAHlKpAAC2qR.jpg

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Smackems
01/26/22 10:47:17 PM
#186:


OVERGOATED posted...
Serious hopefully. I just got done watching witcher season 2 and I'm feeling like something witcher-y
Village of petrified villagers, someone controlling a basilisk or something

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MabusIncarnate
01/26/22 10:47:21 PM
#187:


OVERGOATED posted...
I'm trying to think up ideas for D&D session tomorrow and can't seem to come up with any.
This is Smackems territory

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Smackems
01/26/22 10:48:00 PM
#188:


MabusIncarnate posted...
This is Smackems territory
Eh I'm better at butt stuff

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MabusIncarnate
01/26/22 10:48:46 PM
#189:


Smackems posted...
Eh I'm better at butt stuff
I bet you are

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Smackems
01/26/22 10:50:22 PM
#190:


OVERGOATED posted...
Serious hopefully. I just got done watching witcher season 2 and I'm feeling like something witcher-y
I did a campaign a couple years ago. Sun has disappeared, demons are everywhere. Most of humanity is dead. PCs have to go on a journey through no man's land with magical blue lanterns, all other light fails. Demons were summoned by the king, who was then enslaved and tortured for the rest of time

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Smackems
01/26/22 10:50:37 PM
#191:


MabusIncarnate posted...
I bet you are
Damn SKIPPY bruh

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MabusIncarnate
01/26/22 10:54:40 PM
#192:


All I know is I saw the extended version of one of the Hobbit movies and there were naked dwarves showing their bare asses.

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Smackems
01/26/22 10:55:49 PM
#193:


MabusIncarnate posted...
All I know is I saw the extended version of one of the Hobbit movies and there were naked dwarves showing their bare asses.
Ah fuckin SWEET. I need get both extended.trilogies on blue ray. I had LotR extended on DVD but a cat threw up on it or something

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Smackems
01/26/22 11:05:38 PM
#195:


OVERGOATED posted...
It was honestly that picture you posted the other day of your D&D session that got me thinking about this.
I have three sets of tiles and some prop miniatures like tables and barrels n shit. Basic stuff. Thinking about getting a bigger set of props but they're like 100 bucks. And my buddy just bought cyberpunk rulebooks n stuff and wants me to dm that

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Smackems
01/26/22 11:09:05 PM
#197:


I've never tried it or any other rules other than 3 and 5e and some DND esque board games

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MrMallard
01/26/22 11:09:26 PM
#198:


Well, I made it to the end of the day without shitting myself. That, gentlemen, is an accomplishment.

Never going into work hungover again. That sucked ass.

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CanuckCowboy
01/26/22 11:09:38 PM
#199:


[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


Walter is the best cause he just enjoys almost everything I enjoy.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/9/0/AANJGaAAC2qe.jpg

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Smackems
01/26/22 11:10:34 PM
#200:


MrMallard posted...
Well, I made it to the end of the day without shitting myself. That, gentlemen, is an accomplishment.

Never going into work hungover again. That sucked ass.
Now go take a big ol dump-aroo

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