Current Events > You ever steal toilet paper from work?

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Omnislasher 01/24/22 11:25:54 AM #1:	Like, maybe just one roll because your car was frozen stiff in your driveway and you didn't know when you would make it out for supplies? I gave my best years to this company, damn it <cite>Omnislasher posted [p:962033441] in You ever s... [t:79867580]...</cite> <quote>Like, maybe just one roll because your car was frozen stiff in your driveway and you didn't know when you would make it out for supplies? I gave my best years to this company, damn it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xatrion 01/24/22 11:26:54 AM #2:	No. I only buy the premium stuff. The stuff at work is like wiping your delicate donut with sandpaper. --- Shut your BF28/9 sound hole and listen up. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Strike three. <cite>Xatrion posted [p:962033475] in You ever s... [t:79867580]...</cite> <quote>No. I only buy the premium stuff. The stuff at work is like wiping your delicate donut with sandpaper. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Will_VIIII 01/24/22 11:27:20 AM #3:	When a location I was working at was closing in 2012 I took some rolls home... It wasn't a mom and pop store, it was a chain. I wouldn't do that again though either. --- "Do not speak to fools, for they will scorn your prudent words." - Proverbs 23:9. Antivaxxers are objectively stupid people. <cite>Will_VIIII posted [p:962033489] in You ever s... [t:79867580]...</cite> <quote>When a location I was working at was closing in 2012 I took some rolls home... It wasn't a mom and pop store, it was a chain. I wouldn't do that again though either. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Omnislasher 01/24/22 11:27:30 AM #4:	Xatrion posted... No. I only buy the premium stuff. The stuff at work is like wiping your delicate donut with sandpaper. desperate times, bro <cite>Omnislasher posted [p:962033491] in You ever s... [t:79867580]...</cite> <quote>Xatrion posted... </cite> <quote>No. I only buy the premium stuff. The stuff at work is like wiping your delicate donut with sandpaper.</quote>desperate times, bro </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DespondentDeity 01/24/22 11:28:36 AM #5:	Xatrion posted... No. I only buy the premium stuff. The stuff at work is like wiping your delicate donut with sandpaper. it builds character --- The web of destiny carries your blood and soul back to the Genesis of my life form. I'm softer than a daisy, if you cut me I'll bleed pink <cite>DespondentDeity posted [p:962033516] in You ever s... [t:79867580]...</cite> <quote>Xatrion posted... </cite> <quote>No. I only buy the premium stuff. The stuff at work is like wiping your delicate donut with sandpaper.</quote> it builds character </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eston 01/24/22 11:30:13 AM #6:	When I was fresh out of college and not making shit, I used to steal toilet paper from my office. I tried to be clever about it and just take one roll from 3 different bathrooms, but i think they caught on because they stopped storing the replacement rolls out where everyone could get them --- http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/estonc/grizzly_bear_chairs_2.jpg http://i.imgur.com/8kjZU.jpg <cite>eston posted [p:962033557] in You ever s... [t:79867580]...</cite> <quote>When I was fresh out of college and not making shit, I used to steal toilet paper from my office. I tried to be clever about it and just take one roll from 3 different bathrooms, but i think they caught on because they stopped storing the replacement rolls out where everyone could get them </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Will_VIIII 01/24/22 11:33:02 AM #7:	Omnislasher posted... desperate times, bro Yeah I thought I was going to be unemployed for awhile when it happened but I had a new job lined up after my final day lol. Other employees were doing the same thing too --- "Do not speak to fools, for they will scorn your prudent words." - Proverbs 23:9. Antivaxxers are objectively stupid people. <cite>Will_VIIII posted [p:962033637] in You ever s... [t:79867580]...</cite> <quote>Omnislasher posted... </cite> <quote>desperate times, bro</quote>Yeah I thought I was going to be unemployed for awhile when it happened but I had a new job lined up after my final day lol. Other employees were doing the same thing too </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 01/24/22 11:33:28 AM #8:	I've never worked in a place that used consumer-level toilet paper rolls. Both places used those huge toilet paper wheels that would have been near-impossible to steal without getting caught. Not that I would if I could. My sensitive chocolate starfish needs soft TP, not abrasive TP. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:962033645] in You ever s... [t:79867580]...</cite> <quote>I've never worked in a place that used consumer-level toilet paper rolls. Both places used those huge toilet paper wheels that would have been near-impossible to steal without getting caught. Not that I would if I could. My sensitive chocolate starfish needs soft TP, not abrasive TP. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giant_Aspirin 01/24/22 11:34:17 AM #9:	no because stealing is wrong and i'm not poor the TP from work sucks and i like dat Charmin Ultra --- Playing: Prey; Dead Cells I hope something good happens to you today <cite>Giant_Aspirin posted [p:962033671] in You ever s... [t:79867580]...</cite> <quote>no because stealing is wrong and i'm not poorthe TP from work sucks and i like dat Charmin Ultra</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Talib_21 01/24/22 11:36:48 AM #10:	Ya when all this shit first started I took a couple rolls because I couldnt buy any. --- Denver Broncos - SB 50 Champions Kansas Jayhawks - 13 Straight <cite>Talib_21 posted [p:962033730] in You ever s... [t:79867580]...</cite> <quote>Ya when all this shit first started I took a couple rolls because I couldnt buy any. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eston 01/24/22 11:40:03 AM #11:	Heartomaton posted... I've never worked in a place that used consumer-level toilet paper rolls. Both places used those huge toilet paper wheels that would have been near-impossible to steal without getting caught. Not that I would if I could. My sensitive chocolate starfish needs soft TP, not abrasive TP. The rolls here are standard size, but they're still that god awful industrial stuff that makes my asshole bleed if I wipe too hard --- http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/estonc/grizzly_bear_chairs_2.jpg http://i.imgur.com/8kjZU.jpg <cite>eston posted [p:962033801] in You ever s... [t:79867580]...</cite> <quote>Heartomaton posted... </cite> <quote>I've never worked in a place that used consumer-level toilet paper rolls. Both places used those huge toilet paper wheels that would have been near-impossible to steal without getting caught. Not that I would if I could. My sensitive chocolate starfish needs soft TP, not abrasive TP.</quote>The rolls here are standard size, but they're still that god awful industrial stuff that makes my asshole bleed if I wipe too hard </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giant_Aspirin 01/24/22 11:45:26 AM #12:	eston posted... The rolls here are standard size, but they're still that god awful industrial stuff that makes my asshole bleed if I wipe too hard this reminds me about how i was pretty close to just bringing my own rolls of TP to work b/c i was tired of rubbing sandpaper against my asshole. then covid happened and now i work at home where we have soft and smooth buttwipe --- Playing: Prey; Dead Cells I hope something good happens to you today <cite>Giant_Aspirin posted [p:962033936] in You ever s... [t:79867580]...</cite> <quote>eston posted... </cite> <quote>The rolls here are standard size, but they're still that god awful industrial stuff that makes my asshole bleed if I wipe too hard</quote> this reminds me about how i was pretty close to just bringing my own rolls of TP to work b/c i was tired of rubbing sandpaper against my asshole. then covid happened and now i work at home where we have soft and smooth buttwipe </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Omnislasher 01/24/22 11:47:03 AM #13:	Giant_Aspirin posted... this reminds me about how i was pretty close to just bringing my own rolls of TP to work b/c i was tired of rubbing sandpaper against my asshole. and you just reminded me that i have done this many times, which means it has already more than balanced out in work's favour. in fact, they owe me. <cite>Omnislasher posted [p:962033969] in You ever s... [t:79867580]...</cite> <quote>Giant_Aspirin posted... </cite> <quote>this reminds me about how i was pretty close to just bringing my own rolls of TP to work b/c i was tired of rubbing sandpaper against my asshole.</quote>and you just reminded me that i have done this many times, which means it has already more than balanced out in work's favour. in fact, they owe me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Umbreon 01/24/22 11:49:06 AM #14:	Pfft! That cheap shit? --- Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile) 12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached. <cite>Umbreon posted [p:962034025] in You ever s... [t:79867580]...</cite> <quote>Pfft! That cheap shit? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Phantom_Nook 01/24/22 11:51:43 AM #15:	No, but I've stolen trash bags. Mostly before I was leaving the old job for a new one. --- Not posted with GameRaven 3.5.2 <cite>Phantom_Nook posted [p:962034114] in You ever s... [t:79867580]...</cite> <quote>No, but I've stolen trash bags. Mostly before I was leaving the old job for a new one. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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