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Trumble
01/23/22 11:57:36 PM
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$20m, but you must get a tattoo of Trump taking a dump.


You can't have the tattoo removed, ever, and it must be at least as large as your fist. You are allowed to put it in a spot you think people won't see it though.

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WarfireX
01/24/22 12:03:34 AM
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take it, tattoo on the bottom of my foot where it will never be seen, not even by someone i fuck

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Trumble
01/24/22 12:23:25 AM
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WarfireX posted...
take it, tattoo on the bottom of my foot where it will never be seen, not even by someone i fuck
Unless they have a foot fetish...

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Robot2600
01/24/22 12:45:33 AM
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take it, work it into a giant mural on my back

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averagejoel
01/24/22 12:45:51 AM
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WarfireX posted...
take it, tattoo on the bottom of my foot where it will never be seen, not even by someone i fuck
that seems like it would be a very painful spot to get a tattoo

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eggcorn
01/24/22 12:46:47 AM
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I'd get trump taking a dump on trump


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Tyranthraxus
01/24/22 12:48:38 AM
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Trumble posted...
You can't have the tattoo removed, ever, and it must be at least as large as your fist. You are allowed to put it in a spot you think people won't see it though.
Can I add stuff to it as long as it's still identifiably Trump taking a dump?

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Trumble
01/24/22 12:57:33 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Can I add stuff to it as long as it's still identifiably Trump taking a dump?
Yes.

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Tyranthraxus
01/24/22 12:59:22 AM
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Trumble posted...
Yes.

You got a deal, Trump taking a dump on the US Constitution it is.

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Kloe_Rinz
01/24/22 1:00:24 AM
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Put it above my dick since nobody will ever see me nude anyway
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Trumble
01/24/22 1:03:30 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
You got a deal, Trump taking a dump on the US Constitution it is.
Not on the USA itself?

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rexcrk
01/24/22 2:58:08 PM
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So, get a dumb tattoo but be set for life?

Ill take it.


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Giant_Aspirin
01/24/22 2:59:55 PM
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deal.

i'd get it on the top of my thigh and then cover it up / hide it with something because that was not mentioned in the rules

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masterpug53
01/24/22 3:01:13 PM
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For 20 million I think I can get sufficiently plastered to go the ATHF frat alien route and get it tattooed on the inside.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/4/2/AARIckAAC2BG.jpg

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darkprince45
01/24/22 3:01:38 PM
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90 percent of the posters here talk about hating the rich. So you arent taking that money

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rivers
01/24/22 3:09:50 PM
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not risking the wellbeing of my immortal soul over that

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Machete
01/24/22 3:10:16 PM
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Can I get it on someone else's body instead of mine?

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TheOnionKnight
01/24/22 3:16:08 PM
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WarfireX posted...
take it, tattoo on the bottom of my foot where it will never be seen, not even by someone i fuck

Don't tattoos on the sole of the foot wear off relatively quickly? Might be a good idea. It would naturally fade and you wouldn't have to get it removed.

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Trumble
01/24/22 5:16:18 PM
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Machete posted...
Can I get it on someone else's body instead of mine?
No.

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Underpants
01/24/22 5:17:41 PM
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For $20m I'd let Donald Trump take a dump on me while someone gives me this tattoo.
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Aristoph
01/24/22 5:21:13 PM
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Sure. I'll have a portal underneath him that connects to another one above him so the dump is falling on his own head.

Make the bottom portal red and the top portal blue, just for added meta.

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bigblu89
01/24/22 5:24:33 PM
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Yes.

You said I can't get it removed, but said nothing about getting it covered up with a different tattoo.

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