Current Events > Tucker Carlson lowkey wants to fuck M&M's.

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au_gold
01/21/22 10:59:26 PM
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https://twitter.com/acyn/status/1484724599241666561?s=21

What a weirdo.

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StarDestroyer
01/21/22 11:00:41 PM
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wVN3Awfs6Sc
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brotrrwinner
01/21/22 11:00:47 PM
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Who doesn't?

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Dakimakura
01/21/22 11:02:50 PM
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For once getting some chocolate on your face when eating the booty isn't bad.

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Smashingpmkns
01/21/22 11:05:52 PM
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Surprised they chose the brown M&M for the graphic.

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AirFresh
01/21/22 11:07:15 PM
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Tucker's a complete fucking idiot but a broken clock is right twice a day.

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SiO4
01/21/22 11:09:20 PM
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He should stick one up his butt to own the libs

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Blightzkrieg
01/21/22 11:10:10 PM
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She literally looks exactly the same she just changed her shoes

Can you guys just not fuck a girl in sneakers? What if she's barefoot? What is the line?

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DD Divine
01/21/22 11:30:32 PM
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Tucker- the green MnM should be Asian and barefoot and for fun she should walk on the other MnMs.

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KeeperOfShadows
01/21/22 11:32:18 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/5/2/AANDidAAC1Yo.jpg
You know you want them.

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greyfox747
01/21/22 11:32:19 PM
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did this man really complain about not wanting to get a beer with m&m's now

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MabusIncarnate
01/21/22 11:34:48 PM
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His thinking face is just him trying to decide if he likes his balls getting licked by the green M&M or not.

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DD Divine
01/21/22 11:52:04 PM
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KeeperOfShadows posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/5/2/AANDidAAC1Yo.jpg
You know you want them.


well now

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crazyman32
01/21/22 11:54:16 PM
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It's called sarcasm TC.

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WilliamPorygon
01/22/22 12:10:36 AM
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Tucker should know he's free to shove as many m&m's as he wants up his ass

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kawalimus
01/22/22 7:48:21 AM
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the orange m&m bit is actually kinda funny im sorry to admit
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pegusus123456
01/22/22 7:52:37 AM
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GranolaPanic posted...
https://twitter.com/mistergeezy/status/1453175413950271492
They released nudes of him and dude's swinging some meat

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TheoryzC
01/22/22 7:58:58 AM
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This is just the weirdest timeline

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IShall_Run_Amok
01/22/22 5:15:33 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/2/0/AAJBROAAC1hg.jpg

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Collat
01/22/22 5:29:05 PM
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joe40001
01/22/22 5:30:47 PM
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kawalimus posted...
the orange m&m bit is actually kinda funny im sorry to admit


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Smackems
01/22/22 5:31:19 PM
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Melts on your dick, not in your balls

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IShall_Run_Amok
01/22/22 5:31:20 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/3/3/AAJBROAAC1ht.jpg

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Smackems
01/22/22 5:31:44 PM
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Collat posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/3/0/AAMY_UAAC1hq.jpg
Oh.... Oh no....

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au_gold
01/22/22 8:19:11 PM
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Still waiting for a Tucker variation on this meme:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/5/3/AAZ5w5AAA2bp.jpg

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Prestoff
01/22/22 8:22:15 PM
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They just changed her shoes...

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Robot2600
01/22/22 8:23:12 PM
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while I agree that candy should be sexy, he's so mad it's like he never heard of porn

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Xatrion
01/22/22 8:27:18 PM
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This is the kind of drivel they show on fox news now? Even for shitstain tucker boy, this is kinda out there.

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hockeybub89
01/22/22 8:30:58 PM
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Prestoff posted...
They just changed her shoes...
Nah man. They're making everyone miserable and non-binary!

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au_gold
01/23/22 9:38:24 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/4/1/AAZ5w5AAC10l.jpg

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