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AirFresh 01/16/22 6:39:30 PM #1:	The girl singing OH OH SHAWWWN in Shawn Michaels theme is not a girl, but in fact Jimmy Hart sped up x3. --- Not changing this signature until Austin Theory wins a championship. <cite>AirFresh posted [p:961803095] in Post facts... [t:79856251]...</cite> <quote>The girl singing OH OH SHAWWWN in Shawn Michaels theme is not a girl, but in fact Jimmy Hart sped up x3. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SomeLikeItHoth 01/16/22 6:47:33 PM #2:	All the girls you liked in high school would have given you a chance if you just tried. --- FAM FOREVER. \| https://i.imgur.com/cGrHeeU.jpg <cite>SomeLikeItHoth posted [p:961803400] in Post facts... [t:79856251]...</cite> <quote>All the girls you liked in high school would have given you a chance if you just tried. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GiftedACIII 01/16/22 6:55:06 PM #3:	There are microscopic arachnids that are impossible to get rid of living on your face right now --- </topic> <cite>GiftedACIII posted [p:961803653] in Post facts... [t:79856251]...</cite> <quote>There are microscopic arachnids that are impossible to get rid of living on your face right now</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giblet_Enjoyer 01/16/22 7:23:32 PM #4:	SomeLikeItHoth posted... All the girls you liked in high school would have given you a chance if you just tried. This is horse shit --- He which make friends with scorpion, soon come to find out what a scorpion does - they bite people with its tail --ancient Chinese proverb <cite>Giblet_Enjoyer posted [p:961804545] in Post facts... [t:79856251]...</cite> <quote>SomeLikeItHoth posted... </cite> <quote>All the girls you liked in high school would have given you a chance if you just tried.</quote>This is horse shit </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie 01/16/22 7:25:54 PM #5:	AirFresh posted... The girl singing OH OH SHAWWWN in Shawn Michaels theme is not a girl, but in fact Jimmy Hart sped up x3. That's actually really funny. <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:961804658] in Post facts... [t:79856251]...</cite> <quote>AirFresh posted... </cite> <quote>The girl singing OH OH SHAWWWN in Shawn Michaels theme is not a girl, but in fact Jimmy Hart sped up x3.</quote> That's actually really funny. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lonestar2000 01/16/22 7:29:04 PM #6:	Everyone dies and there is nothing you can do about it. --- Rumble Roses. Someone enters the room. Them: O_O Me: What?! I always play games without my pants on!- Inmate 922335 #ImpeachToadDickTrump <cite>Lonestar2000 posted [p:961804782] in Post facts... [t:79856251]...</cite> <quote>Everyone dies and there is nothing you can do about it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Accolon 01/16/22 7:29:51 PM #7:	GiftedACIII posted... There are microscopic arachnids that are impossible to get rid of living on your face right now My only true friends --- http://i.imgur.com/XAMp8.jpg <cite>Accolon posted [p:961804816] in Post facts... [t:79856251]...</cite> <quote>GiftedACIII posted... </cite> <quote>There are microscopic arachnids that are impossible to get rid of living on your face right now</quote> My only true friends </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
segasaturn 01/16/22 7:30:53 PM #8:	Your body pillow doesn't love you back. --- A sentient hive of bees <cite>segasaturn posted [p:961804867] in Post facts... [t:79856251]...</cite> <quote>Your body pillow doesn't love you back. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ratchetrockon 01/16/22 7:31:03 PM #9:	GiftedACIII posted... There are microscopic arachnids that are impossible to get rid of living on your face right now wtf --- I'm a Taurus I like collecting headphones and iems. My fave game of all time is DMC 3 SE on PC w/ style switch mod. IMO it the best button masher on earth <cite>Ratchetrockon posted [p:961804874] in Post facts... [t:79856251]...</cite> <quote>GiftedACIII posted... </cite> <quote>There are microscopic arachnids that are impossible to get rid of living on your face right now</quote>wtf </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ForsakenHermit 01/16/22 7:31:55 PM #10:	Slavery wasn't fully criminalized until the same year Crysis was released. --- Beware the fanatic! Too often his cure is deadlier by far than the evil he denounces!-Stan Lee RIP Make Arcades Great Again! <cite>ForsakenHermit posted [p:961804909] in Post facts... [t:79856251]...</cite> <quote>Slavery wasn't fully criminalized until the same year Crysis was released. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Godshammer666 01/16/22 7:32:21 PM #11:	AirFresh posted... The girl singing OH OH SHAWWWN in Shawn Michaels theme is not a girl, but in fact Jimmy Hart sped up x3. Well the title of this topic is accurate <cite>Godshammer666 posted [p:961804924] in Post facts... [t:79856251]...</cite> <quote>AirFresh posted... </cite> <quote>The girl singing OH OH SHAWWWN in Shawn Michaels theme is not a girl, but in fact Jimmy Hart sped up x3.</quote> Well the title of this topic is accurate </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
specialkid8 01/16/22 7:33:28 PM #12:	Coyotes will play with dogs in order to lure them back to the pack and kill them. --- https://i.imgur.com/AUXKMK4.jpg <cite>specialkid8 posted [p:961804955] in Post facts... [t:79856251]...</cite> <quote>Coyotes will play with dogs in order to lure them back to the pack and kill them. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LostForest 01/16/22 7:34:17 PM #13:	Most of the "taste" of your food is actually just the taste of your saliva with chewed up food suspended in it. --- http://poorcouplesfoodguide.com Agender, curry fan, Top 10 lister, indie dev, gym hitter, musician, et al. <cite>LostForest posted [p:961804985] in Post facts... [t:79856251]...</cite> <quote>Most of the "taste" of your food is actually just the taste of your saliva with chewed up food suspended in it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 01/16/22 7:35:32 PM #14:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekM0VflXyok&list=RDMM&start_radio=1&rv=XzNSFNM7hvg --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta/hungry ghost Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:961805013] in Post facts... [t:79856251]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekM0VflXyok&list=RDMM&start_radio=1&rv=XzNSFNM7hvg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Stalolin 01/16/22 7:36:50 PM #15:	SomeLikeItHoth posted... All the girls you liked in high school would have given you a chance if you just tried. I give myself a hard time about a lot things, but one thing I am proud of is that I actually DID shoot my shot a lot in high school. ~~so I can confirm this is bullshit lmao~~ --- "Our selves are something we create, not discover." <cite>Stalolin posted [p:961805052] in Post facts... [t:79856251]...</cite> <quote>SomeLikeItHoth posted... </cite> <quote>All the girls you liked in high school would have given you a chance if you just tried.</quote> I give myself a hard time about a lot things, but one thing I am proud of is that I actually DID shoot my shot a lot in high school. so I can confirm this is bullshit lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 01/16/22 7:36:54 PM #16:	It's spelled "bestiality", not "beastiality" --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:961805055] in Post facts... [t:79856251]...</cite> <quote>It's spelled "bestiality", not "beastiality" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tsuyoi3 01/16/22 7:40:06 PM #17:	Well, my day was nearly ruined when I looked into Wendy Koopa's wiki page, learned who she was named after, then learned the punk rocker she was named after killed herself. ...was a bit weird reading the rest of the wiki page after that. --- Manliness transcends both space, and time. <cite>Tsuyoi3 posted [p:961805198] in Post facts... [t:79856251]...</cite> <quote>Well, my day was nearly ruined when I looked into Wendy Koopa's wiki page, learned who she was named after, then learned the punk rocker she was named after killed herself. ...was a bit weird reading the rest of the wiki page after that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Timmyjinkle 01/16/22 7:44:15 PM #20:	Your pets will begin eating you, after you've died - and Dogs are the quickest, sometimes in as little as 45 minutes after you've died (even well-fed, and with food still in their bowl) https://www.washingtonpost.com/science/2020/01/15/heres-compelling-evidence-that-your-cat-might-eat-your-corpse/ --- "Some things have to be believed to be seen." - Ralph Hodgson <cite>Timmyjinkle posted [p:961805354] in Post facts... [t:79856251]...</cite> <quote>Your pets will begin eating you, after you've died - and Dogs are the quickest, sometimes in as little as 45 minutes after you've died (even well-fed, and with food still in their bowl) https://www.washingtonpost.com/science/2020/01/15/heres-compelling-evidence-that-your-cat-might-eat-your-corpse/ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Number090684 01/16/22 7:44:53 PM #21:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Nice info. Thanks. <cite>Number090684 posted [p:961805378] in Post facts... [t:79856251]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Nice info. Thanks. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Derwood 01/16/22 7:45:33 PM #22:	God isn't real and there is nothing when you die <cite>Derwood posted [p:961805410] in Post facts... [t:79856251]...</cite> <quote>God isn't real and there is nothing when you die </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Number090684 01/16/22 7:45:53 PM #23:	Timmyjinkle posted... Your pets will begin eating you, after you've died - and Dogs are the quickest, sometimes in as little as 45 minutes after you've died (even well-fed, and with food still in their bowl) https://www.washingtonpost.com/science/2020/01/15/heres-compelling-evidence-that-your-cat-might-eat-your-corpse/ Opportunistic little monsters aren't they? <cite>Number090684 posted [p:961805425] in Post facts... [t:79856251]...</cite> <quote>Timmyjinkle posted... </cite> <quote>Your pets will begin eating you, after you've died - and Dogs are the quickest, sometimes in as little as 45 minutes after you've died (even well-fed, and with food still in their bowl) https://www.washingtonpost.com/science/2020/01/15/heres-compelling-evidence-that-your-cat-might-eat-your-corpse/</quote> Opportunistic little monsters aren't they? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ratchetrockon 01/16/22 7:48:10 PM #24:	Timmyjinkle posted... Your pets will begin eating you, after you've died - and Dogs are the quickest, sometimes in as little as 45 minutes after you've died (even well-fed, and with food still in their bowl) https://www.washingtonpost.com/science/2020/01/15/heres-compelling-evidence-that-your-cat-might-eat-your-corpse/ yeah im pretty sure that guardian dogs (like Pyrenees) that are bred to protect and live with sheep will sometimes eat the carcass of sheep. I think it is frowned upon by owners tho --- I'm a Taurus I like collecting headphones and iems. My fave game of all time is DMC 3 SE on PC w/ style switch mod. IMO it the best button masher on earth <cite>Ratchetrockon posted [p:961805508] in Post facts... [t:79856251]...</cite> <quote>Timmyjinkle posted... </cite> <quote>Your pets will begin eating you, after you've died - and Dogs are the quickest, sometimes in as little as 45 minutes after you've died (even well-fed, and with food still in their bowl) https://www.washingtonpost.com/science/2020/01/15/heres-compelling-evidence-that-your-cat-might-eat-your-corpse/</quote> yeah im pretty sure that guardian dogs (like Pyrenees) that are bred to protect and live with sheep will sometimes eat the carcass of sheep. I think it is frowned upon by owners tho </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 01/16/22 7:48:44 PM #25:	You don't need the last thing you bought. If you never knew it existed life would have continued mostly unchanged for you. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:961805528] in Post facts... [t:79856251]...</cite> <quote>You don't need the last thing you bought. If you never knew it existed life would have continued mostly unchanged for you. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 01/16/22 7:49:38 PM #26:	Tyranthraxus posted... You don't need the last thing you bought. If you never knew it existed life would have continued mostly unchanged for you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CevxZvSJLk8 --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta/hungry ghost Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:961805549] in Post facts... [t:79856251]...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted... </cite> <quote>You don't need the last thing you bought. If you never knew it existed life would have continued mostly unchanged for you.</quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CevxZvSJLk8 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 01/16/22 7:50:09 PM #27:	Your mom rode your dad. --- I'm a little teapot blowing off steam. https://m.imgur.com/pmc9XsI https://m.imgur.com/4ihl8bE <cite>Kitt posted [p:961805567] in Post facts... [t:79856251]...</cite> <quote>Your mom rode your dad. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Derwood 01/16/22 7:50:55 PM #28:	Kitt posted... Your mom rode your dad. I mean, she rode SOMEBODY. Maybe it was my dad <cite>Derwood posted [p:961805592] in Post facts... [t:79856251]...</cite> <quote>Kitt posted... </cite> <quote>Your mom rode your dad.</quote> I mean, she rode SOMEBODY. Maybe it was my dad </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 01/16/22 7:50:59 PM #29:	I am a champion and you're gonna hear me roar. --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta/hungry ghost Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:961805596] in Post facts... [t:79856251]...</cite> <quote>I am a champion and you're gonna hear me roar. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alteres 01/16/22 7:51:39 PM #30:	Oh shit. Ducky. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judith_Barsi --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 <cite>Alteres posted [p:961805618] in Post facts... [t:79856251]...</cite> <quote>Oh shit. Ducky. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judith_Barsi </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bestoffuture 01/16/22 7:52:00 PM #31:	SomeLikeItHoth posted... All the girls you liked in high school would have given you a chance if you just tried. Nope. But I definitely could have shot higher if I tried. --- Clap for that, you stupid bastards. <cite>Bestoffuture posted [p:961805632] in Post facts... [t:79856251]...</cite> <quote>SomeLikeItHoth posted... </cite> <quote>All the girls you liked in high school would have given you a chance if you just tried.</quote> Nope. But I definitely could have shot higher if I tried. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Imit8m3 01/16/22 7:52:05 PM #32:	The cowboys are eliminated from the playoffs --- Buy $SHIB. <cite>Imit8m3 posted [p:961805636] in Post facts... [t:79856251]...</cite> <quote>The cowboys are eliminated from the playoffs </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Derwood 01/16/22 7:53:05 PM #33:	SomeLikeItHoth posted... All the girls you liked in high school would have given you a chance if you just tried. No, but I definitely left some opportunities go by in college <cite>Derwood posted [p:961805679] in Post facts... [t:79856251]...</cite> <quote>SomeLikeItHoth posted... </cite> <quote>All the girls you liked in high school would have given you a chance if you just tried.</quote> No, but I definitely left some opportunities go by in college </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 01/16/22 7:53:22 PM #34:	i just farted --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://error1355.com/ce/SSJGrimReaper.html <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:961805689] in Post facts... [t:79856251]...</cite> <quote>i just farted </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThyCorndog 01/16/22 8:00:44 PM #35:	whenever you smell an odor, you're breathing in actual particles of stuff. something to think about when you walk into a public bathroom or someone near you farts --- https://i.imgur.com/6cPXvLN.jpg https://i.imgur.com/hVC4i6j.jpg <cite>ThyCorndog posted [p:961806091] in Post facts... [t:79856251]...</cite> <quote>whenever you smell an odor, you're breathing in actual particles of stuff. something to think about when you walk into a public bathroom or someone near you farts </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 01/16/22 8:02:52 PM #36:	Uncle Machete in Spy Kids is the same character in the Machete movies. --- I'm a little teapot blowing off steam. https://m.imgur.com/pmc9XsI https://m.imgur.com/4ihl8bE <cite>Kitt posted [p:961806202] in Post facts... [t:79856251]...</cite> <quote>Uncle Machete in Spy Kids is the same character in the Machete movies. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CalosiaTana 01/16/22 8:03:57 PM #38:	Many pets die because their owner dies unexpectedly and nobody comes to check on them in time. --- Big man, pig man Ha ha, charade you are <cite>CalosiaTana posted [p:961806249] in Post facts... [t:79856251]...</cite> <quote>Many pets die because their owner dies unexpectedly and nobody comes to check on them in time. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bsp77 01/16/22 8:04:08 PM #39:	Here is a nice fact. You most likely have hundreds, if not thousands, of mites living on your face. --- Currently playing: Shin Megami Tensei V <cite>bsp77 posted [p:961806256] in Post facts... [t:79856251]...</cite> <quote>Here is a nice fact. You most likely have hundreds, if not thousands, of mites living on your face. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GATTJT 01/16/22 8:05:14 PM #40:	Tyranthraxus posted... You don't need the last thing you bought. If you never knew it existed life would have continued mostly unchanged for you. Damn, I feel personally attacked --- http://steamcommunity.com/id/gamerfanfan/wishlist <cite>GATTJT posted [p:961806305] in Post facts... [t:79856251]...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted... </cite> <quote>You don't need the last thing you bought. If you never knew it existed life would have continued mostly unchanged for you.</quote>Damn, I feel personally attacked </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Godshammer666 01/16/22 8:15:51 PM #41:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] I never knew that was Vince! That was on WWF The Music Vol 2 right? I used to have that a Vader intro from that album on my voicemail back in the day. <cite>Godshammer666 posted [p:961806707] in Post facts... [t:79856251]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> I never knew that was Vince! That was on WWF The Music Vol 2 right? I used to have that a Vader intro from that album on my voicemail back in the day. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
samurai bandit 01/16/22 8:18:48 PM #42:	Tyranthraxus posted... You don't need the last thing you bought. If you never knew it existed life would have continued mostly unchanged for you. Brb returning all my groceries since those are the last thing I bought --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! <cite>samurai bandit posted [p:961806802] in Post facts... [t:79856251]...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted... </cite> <quote>You don't need the last thing you bought. If you never knew it existed life would have continued mostly unchanged for you.</quote> Brb returning all my groceries since those are the last thing I bought </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bsp77 01/16/22 8:25:13 PM #44:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] That... I did not need to know. As a father of 4 daughters, I can't even comprehend. --- Currently playing: Shin Megami Tensei V <cite>bsp77 posted [p:961806983] in Post facts... [t:79856251]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> That... I did not need to know. As a father of 4 daughters, I can't even comprehend. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarthDemented 01/16/22 8:26:41 PM #45:	That fart you smelled that wasn't you? It was your crush. --- Paula Wood. My love, my life. 1980-2021 https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/profiles/76561198210788964/#sort=order <cite>DarthDemented posted [p:961807024] in Post facts... [t:79856251]...</cite> <quote>That fart you smelled that wasn't you? It was your crush. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 01/16/22 8:27:45 PM #46:	GiftedACIII posted... There are microscopic arachnids that are impossible to get rid of living on your face right now Impossible to get rid of? I guarantee I can find a way to get rid of them. Just... Don't expect the face to be in good shape. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:961807052] in Post facts... [t:79856251]...</cite> <quote>GiftedACIII posted... </cite> <quote>There are microscopic arachnids that are impossible to get rid of living on your face right now</quote>Impossible to get rid of? I guarantee I can find a way to get rid of them. Just... Don't expect the face to be in good shape. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
joe40001 01/16/22 8:28:57 PM #47:	SomeLikeItHoth posted... All the girls you liked in high school would have given you a chance if you just tried. This is 1000% untrue --- "joe is attractive and quite the brilliant poster" - Seiichi Omori http://i.imgur.com/TheGsZ9.gif <cite>joe40001 posted [p:961807088] in Post facts... [t:79856251]...</cite> <quote>SomeLikeItHoth posted... </cite> <quote>All the girls you liked in high school would have given you a chance if you just tried.</quote> This is 1000% untrue </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 01/16/22 8:30:37 PM #48:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEwUp_r_cGY --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta/hungry ghost Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:961807136] in Post facts... [t:79856251]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEwUp_r_cGY </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ModLogic 01/16/22 8:35:28 PM #49:	Nintendo hasn't put out a good console since SNES --- Xe / Xir https://youtube.com/shorts/c9qA3KFVJP0 https://i.imgur.com/ZngbqJn.jpg https://i.imgur.com/lbSi0U3.jpg https://i.imgur.com/xaRYKZM.jpg <cite>ModLogic posted [p:961807278] in Post facts... [t:79856251]...</cite> <quote>Nintendo hasn't put out a good console since SNES </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigtiggie23 01/16/22 8:35:46 PM #50:	People have said more negative things about the Game of Thrones finale than good things said about you. --- Seeing people get defeated by a paper towel dispenser will always be hilarious. <cite>bigtiggie23 posted [p:961807288] in Post facts... [t:79856251]...</cite> <quote>People have said more negative things about the Game of Thrones finale than good things said about you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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