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Crescente
01/16/22 5:54:23 PM
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Our female counterparts are making CASH on places like OF. How da fuck do us guys compete? What do I need to do? Do women pay for this kind of thing? What would they enjoy?
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_Angel_
01/16/22 5:56:43 PM
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Get buff, have supreme meats, and sell yourself as a male prostitute/escort/whatever

That's how I've seen (or rather, read of) dudes getting their money off female clientele. The porn avenue requires gay for pay deals, so I've heard.

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Jiek_Fafn
01/16/22 5:58:47 PM
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Become pimp

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1337toothbrush
01/16/22 6:08:10 PM
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Become a male vtuber

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Crescente
01/16/22 6:08:30 PM
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I wonder if women like weird things like feet and armpit pics or something like that or is that exclusively a male thing.
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joe40001
01/16/22 7:43:55 PM
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No they don't exist.

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nfearurspecimn
01/16/22 7:44:15 PM
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joe40001 posted...
No they don't exist.
yes they do

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Gwynevere
01/16/22 7:45:44 PM
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If you have to ask you'll never know

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nfearurspecimn
01/16/22 7:46:06 PM
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Gwynevere posted...
If you have to ask you'll never know
I don't have to ask

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ScazarMeltex
01/16/22 7:48:57 PM
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joe40001 posted...
No they don't exist.
Citation needed

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Lost_All_Senses
01/16/22 8:10:38 PM
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_Angel_ posted...
Get buff, have supreme meats, and sell yourself as a male prostitute/escort/whatever

That's how I've seen (or rather, read of) dudes getting their money off female clientele. The porn avenue requires gay for pay deals, so I've heard.

But that would force men to realize most women don't just get to wake up looking like a model with no effort. That it actually takes routine and determination for a lot of them. Not to mention all the competition you're competing with.

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SauI_Goodman
01/16/22 8:11:25 PM
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Yes, look up slave and masters. Women are into it too. Like femdom but reversed.

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HistoricHero
01/16/22 8:13:01 PM
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Just cater to gay men. They love bulges and man ass.
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ShineboxPhil
01/16/22 8:36:44 PM
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Lisa Simpson and the Corey Hotline

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Lunar_Savage
01/16/22 8:40:37 PM
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You mean groupies?

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jumi
01/16/22 8:41:16 PM
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You don't get money off of female simps, you get pussy off of female simps.

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CinderLock
01/16/22 8:43:47 PM
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Got dayum

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Homeless_Waifu
01/16/22 8:44:24 PM
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Lonely chicks CAN be desperate, they're just a lot less common then men...
and who knows...
Perhaps there may even be female simps who simp on other women? I wouldn't be surprised if it happened every now and then

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Fony
01/16/22 8:44:36 PM
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Make a youtube or tiktok telling women what they want to hear about their behavior(ie. that they're not accountable for anything in life) and throw other men under the bus frequently. For an example, see Derrick Jaxn. Helps a ton if you look good, you can get millons of women you'd never actually date giving you money.

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