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Bananana
01/15/22 4:32:29 PM
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nor did anakin being the chosen one

the entirety of the original trilogy was a stall at best, and their celebration at the end was pointless

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SSJGrimReaper
01/15/22 4:33:19 PM
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It don't matter. None of this matters.

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rexcrk
01/15/22 4:33:29 PM
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Yeah its a shame that there were still threats in the galaxy. Those bastards never shouldve continued the story in the 90s.


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lilORANG
01/15/22 4:33:34 PM
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At least Chewy got his medal

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__aCEr__
01/15/22 4:33:47 PM
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Partying in trees with Teddy bears is definitely not pointless.

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Bananana
01/15/22 4:35:31 PM
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rexcrk posted...
Yeah its a shame that there were still threats in the galaxy. Those bastards never shouldve continued the story in the 90s.
other threats in the galaxy is no problem. but bringing back the exact same threat lmfao

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Compsognathus
01/15/22 4:37:04 PM
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rexcrk posted...
Yeah its a shame that there were still threats in the galaxy. Those bastards never shouldve continued the story in the 90s.
The Sith needed to stay dead.

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Srk700
01/15/22 4:37:18 PM
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What if somehow, Vader returns?
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Pogo_Marimo
01/15/22 4:37:38 PM
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I mean, if he hadn't done that then Luke would have died and the Empire would have never collapsed.

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Alteres
01/15/22 4:38:18 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
It don't matter. None of this matters.


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MrToothHasYou
01/15/22 4:38:47 PM
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Bananana posted...
other threats in the galaxy is no problem. but bringing back the exact same threat lmfao
Yeah the EU books may have had some wild plots but they never tried to do something as stupid as bringing back Palpatine! Am I right or what fellas.

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refmon
01/15/22 4:41:56 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
It don't matter. None of this matters.
This, palpatine will just somehpow return again

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IShall_Run_Amok
01/15/22 4:46:04 PM
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Fortunately, my life does not revolve around achieving sensual ecstasy everytime I think about how meaningful and sacred Darth Vader's sacrifice was.

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MorbidFaithless
01/15/22 4:49:23 PM
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If Vader never had Leia, Leia would never have had Ben and if Ben never became Kylo and Kylo never met Rey, Palpatine would have won.

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FortuneCookie
01/15/22 4:50:04 PM
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We get it. Disney fucked Star Wars.
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FortuneCookie
01/15/22 4:50:30 PM
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Oh, but shiny-helmet guy is back from the dead. It's cool to butcher decades of continuity as long as he's back.
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SSJGrimReaper
01/15/22 4:50:44 PM
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Reminder: They fly now

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Mizznox
01/15/22 4:54:10 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
Oh, but shiny-helmet guy is back from the dead. It's cool to butcher decades of continuity as long as he's back.

Who are we talking about?

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FortuneCookie
01/15/22 4:56:52 PM
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Mizznox posted...
Who are we talking about?

Bobba Fett is back, his helmet is newly shined, and he no longer considers himself a bounty hunter. They also changed the name of his ship.

Well worth sacrificing everything else for.
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LordYeezus
01/15/22 5:01:57 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
We get it. Disney fucked Star Wars.

Ahem, Mandalorian?

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Mizznox
01/15/22 5:02:48 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
Bobba Fett is back, his helmet is newly shined, and he no longer considers himself a bounty hunter. They also changed the name of his ship.

Well worth sacrificing everything else for.

Wasn't it well established in the EU before that he survived and got out of the sarlacc? That's why I thought you might be talking about someone else.

And did they actually change the name of Slave 1, or is this still about how they just used the ship's class's name for a Lego set?

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kawalimus
01/15/22 5:03:39 PM
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That's part of why I generally dislike the whole "It's a cycle!!" theme you see in so many things. Everything rendered meaningless
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StarDestroyer
01/15/22 5:11:34 PM
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Disney Wars is terrible
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Xethuminra
01/15/22 5:14:08 PM
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Vader saved Luke & ruined Sidious's plans, not to mention destroying Sidious's body

It's the same as it was in the EU, dudes
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LadyxKiller
01/15/22 5:15:31 PM
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I am completely against deciding what is canon for yourself but with something like this where they cancelled everything just to make room for the new Canon (bags of money) and the original author wasn't involved in the story in any way, the new stories can easily be considered as non canon what-if spin offs.

Even Mark Hamill said "that's not my Luke Skywalker."

This is like if Toriyama sold Dragonball to Disney and wrote a lot of shit themselves without Toriyama at all. It's one thing if Toriyama doesn't sell it and he allows someone else to continue the story. That's still canon. But a moneybags company? A moneybags company can only write new canon if it's true to the old material. This was not. It shat on the old material.

It's just shit. You can consider it canon, but you can't debunk someone who decides to ignore this new trilogy completely. The saga was already complete before this shit.

Now if George Lucas wrote this crap and never sold Star Wars then too bad. But that's not what happened.

Like the prequels. You're pretty much stuck with those. Those are canon. The same way that if I quit my job right now and burned my house down and took a shit in public at a taco bell. That IS humanly possible of me to do. You can think of the new Star Wars movies the same way. But is it gonna happen? Fuck no. Neither did the new trilogy.

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Gobstoppers12
01/15/22 5:16:25 PM
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Wasn't the chosen one thing just a lame prequel invention anyway? It was never part of the original trilogy.

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gna647
01/15/22 5:17:23 PM
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Every single writer for Star Wars core movies past the OG trilogy have been awful.


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IShall_Run_Amok
01/15/22 5:20:31 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
Wasn't the chosen one thing just a lame prequel invention anyway? It was never part of the original trilogy.
It's okay when the prequel trilogy ruins Star Wars. That's okay. When the sequel Trilogy does it, that's different. And it's not allowed. Anathema! Anathema!

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Tyranthraxus
01/15/22 5:27:58 PM
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Srk700 posted...
What if somehow, Vader returns?
I have a better idea. Somehow Palpatine returns. Again.

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ultimate reaver
01/15/22 5:30:36 PM
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There never should have been a "prophecy" in the first place. It was one of the dumbest ideas out of the many dumb ideas the prequels drummed up. Why did the jedi need an ancient prophecy that a guy was going to eventually throw an old man into a hole?

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
01/15/22 5:32:26 PM
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The ST is dog shit, the only good movie disney put out was Rogue One.

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sLaCkEr408___RJ
01/15/22 5:40:36 PM
#33:


LordYeezus posted...
Ahem, Mandalorian?
Was just as safe and boring as The Force Awakens.

The first season at least. Just started season 2. Been watching all shows one episode per day since ewoks and droids cartoons. Just finished TCWs7 recently.
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FortuneCookie
01/15/22 5:41:34 PM
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Mizznox posted...
Wasn't it well established in the EU before that he survived and got out of the sarlacc? That's why I thought you might be talking about someone else.

And did they actually change the name of Slave 1, or is this still about how they just used the ship's class's name for a Lego set?

The EU was always fanfiction.

And Boba Fett's ship has officially been renamed Firespray.
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sLaCkEr408___RJ
01/15/22 5:41:45 PM
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IShall_Run_Amok posted...
It's okay when the prequel trilogy ruins Star Wars. That's okay. When the sequel Trilogy does it, that's different. And it's not allowed. Anathema! Anathema!
Fans can afford some respect for the creator mucking things up, but not Disney.
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David1988
01/15/22 5:48:21 PM
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Its like when someone beats an illness and celebrates only to have that illness come back again in due time. Does that mean beating the illness the first time was meaningless? Of course not

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008Zulu
01/15/22 5:54:16 PM
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Vader sacrificed himself to save his son from the Dark Side, so unless Luke became evil and we all somehow missed it, Vader's sacrifice wasn't meaningless.

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Gobstoppers12
01/15/22 5:56:01 PM
#38:


FortuneCookie posted...
And Boba Fett's ship has officially been renamed Firespray.
I don't know if that's true. Slave I is a Firespray-31 in the same way the Millennium Falcon is a YT-1300f

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Mizznox
01/15/22 5:59:55 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...


The EU was always fanfiction.

And Boba Fett's ship has officially been renamed Firespray.

So what "decades of continuity" was butchered by Boba Fett surviving?

Firespray is a model of ship. Slave 1 is a modified Firespray.

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FortuneCookie
01/15/22 7:29:57 PM
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I consider killing off the living and bringing back the dead to be butchering the continuity.

It's a power play.
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Guerrilla Soldier
01/15/22 7:33:56 PM
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the only point of the sequels was to kill off all the original lovable characters

it was all that disney needed in order to start owning the IP for itself

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IShall_Run_Amok
01/15/22 7:44:00 PM
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sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
Fans can afford some respect for the creator mucking things up, but not Disney.
I think respecting people is stupid.

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
01/15/22 8:03:24 PM
#43:


Guerrilla Soldier posted...
the only point of the sequels was to kill off all the original lovable characters

it was all that disney needed in order to start owning the IP for itself
This back fired spectacularly and the ST is just an embarrassment to SW. Disney went back to the PT and OT seeing how badly their plan went.

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apocalyptic_4
01/15/22 8:22:08 PM
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Don't worry in the next trilogy some how palpatines army will come back and Rey will be reborn as the one from miraculous self impregnation from for jedi powers.

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257Loner
01/15/22 8:44:28 PM
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__aCEr__ posted...
Partying in trees with Teddy bears is definitely not pointless.
Word. My childhood would have been BORING without this!

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DarthAragorn
01/15/22 8:48:29 PM
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I bet the high republic shit will just have Palpatine return again via time travel

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