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ApherosyLove 01/13/22 7:54:02 PM #1: |
The First and Only Law of Apherosy is actually a blessing. Though, there are some out there who would call it a curse. When I was a kid, just after graduation rehearsal in Grade 8, we were given the rest of the day off. I went to a friend's house to play Halo 3 with some other friends. His older brother came upstairs with a bunch of snacks, and I opened a tube of Go-GURT, the to-go yogurt, although in Canada we just called them Tubes. When I opened the top, a squirt of yogurt splashed on my face, and my buddy just kinda casually said, "oh, Little did I know then, that from that moment I was cursed, (though some may call blessed) with Apherosy's Law. From that moment, anything that could splash on my face, will splash on my face. At first it was little things. Fruit Jelly cups when there's a little water on the top, yogurt cups (from single serve to big 1L tubs), moisturizer. If it could splash, it would. And every time it did, I would hear my friend say, "oh, You'd think I'd forget about this over the years, but when I worked at Subway in highschool, I would often clean the sauce bottles. Almost every shift, a squirt of mayo there, a dab of house sandwich sauce here, and "oh, I didn't realize how dangerous this blurse could be until I worked at a car factory for a summer, and I managed to get industrial grade lube right into my eye. It burned for at least four hours and there was a five minute period after where I was genuinely afraid I would go blind (excited, tbh, I always wanted an eyepatch but my coworkers were middle aged normies so I had to pretend to be afraid). When I told my foreman I needed to leave and wash my eye, he said "how the fuck did you manage that?" and I had to tell him, "well you see, Billy Joel in a hard hat, I have been blessed, (some would say cursed)..." In fact, my first "oh, And in the back of my head, I heard him say, well, you know the rest. --- I, Apherosy, Goddess of Love. https://i.imgur.com/erQyTk5.jpeg https://i.imgur.com/73ExkyN.jpeg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kakapo 01/13/22 7:56:11 PM #2: |
That reminds me of my mate Patch. So called because if something could drip and stain, it would drip onto the crotch and stain the fabric of his pants. Every time. Edit: Patch being the shortened form of Edit: the nickname started when we were all 16, we thought it was hilarious --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Medussa 01/13/22 8:01:00 PM #3: |
brains are the worst. --- Boom! That's right, this is all happening! You cannot change the channel now! Brought to you by... The Space Pope ... Copied to Clipboard!
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thronedfire2 01/13/22 8:03:54 PM #4: |
--- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ApherosyLove 01/13/22 8:51:59 PM #5: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/9/7/AAZuMeAACzd5.jpg --- I, Apherosy, Goddess of Love. https://i.imgur.com/erQyTk5.jpeg https://i.imgur.com/73ExkyN.jpeg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DocileOrangeCup 01/13/22 8:52:53 PM #6: |
This is miraculous --- https://imgur.com/kHnd6lr https://imgur.com/uG042id https://imgur.com/tIfDfZH https://imgur.com/xhtRl8w https://imgur.com/ggQozRe https://tinyurl.com/Corn-420 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turbam 01/13/22 8:55:00 PM #7: |
Phenomenal --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Simp 01/13/22 9:08:37 PM #8: |
I'm sorry for your loss --- Faceless goofus in a sea of alts ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BloodMoon7 01/13/22 9:13:16 PM #9: |
Dring the nog ApherosyLove. --- My maid will hear about this. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heartomaton 01/13/22 9:15:20 PM #10: |
Hey Apherosy, can you open this toaster strudel frosting for me? --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Blue_Inigo 01/13/22 9:16:41 PM #11: |
Is this what got you modded lmao --- "This is your last dance." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heartomaton 01/13/22 9:30:24 PM #12: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/4/3/AAcI8BAACzen.jpg --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ApherosyLove 01/13/22 9:56:39 PM #14: |
Heartomaton posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/4/3/AAcI8BAACzen.jpgIt was like this for a while, but now it's my life and I don't lose any sleep over it. --- I, Apherosy, Goddess of Love. https://i.imgur.com/erQyTk5.jpeg https://i.imgur.com/73ExkyN.jpeg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heartomaton 01/13/22 10:01:52 PM #15: |
ApherosyLove posted... It was like this for a while, but now it's my life and I don't lose any sleep over it. I apologize for the inaccurate meme. Here's a different one. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/6/2/AAcI8BAACze6.jpg --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TeaMilk 01/13/22 10:19:28 PM #16: |
Hey. Maybe you need to calm down and not be so enthusiastic when you're opening food products. With those jelly cups you gotta gently crack the seal and then suck out the juice, then you can rip off the lid safe --- (they/them) | http://large.horse/ Show Icons on posts: https://openuserjs.org/scripts/melon/GameFAQs_Show_Icon ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heartomaton 01/13/22 10:34:08 PM #18: |
[LFAQs-redacted-quote] I don't have the energy to do that again. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BloodMoon7 01/13/22 10:44:07 PM #20: |
I actually open packages away from me to avoid the squirt. You don't want it in the eye, it'll hurt like a bitch. Heh. Packages. Squirt. In the eye. --- My maid will hear about this. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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thronedfire2 01/13/22 10:47:44 PM #21: |
BloodMoon7 posted... I actually open packages away from me to avoid the squirt. You don't want it in the eye, it'll hurt like a bitch. it does sting when it gets in your eye --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ruvan22 01/13/22 11:01:53 PM #22: |
Is your original friend aware of the impact his words have had on you years later? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ApherosyLove 01/14/22 12:19:38 AM #23: |
TeaMilk posted... Hey. Maybe you need to calm downHey. Maybe you need to shut the fuck up. I eat with the intensity I eat with because I was raised on these streets. WE EAT FAST AND MONEYSHOT HARD ON THESE STREETS Ruvan22 posted... Is your original friend aware of the impact his words have had on you years later?No he moved to the States and I never heard from him again :/ --- I, Apherosy, Goddess of Love. https://i.imgur.com/erQyTk5.jpeg https://i.imgur.com/73ExkyN.jpeg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BloodMoon7 01/14/22 12:31:32 AM #24: |
ApherosyLove posted... Hey. Maybe you need to shut the fuck up.Mfw you had to wait in line for most of the lunch period and you get like 5 minutes to eat so you have to adapt out in the wild. --- My maid will hear about this. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ApherosyLove 01/14/22 10:32:21 AM #25: |
BloodMoon7 posted... Mfw you had to wait in line for most of the lunch period and you get like 5 minutes to eat so you have to adapt out in the wild.It's hard out here :( --- I, Apherosy, Goddess of Love. https://i.imgur.com/erQyTk5.jpeg https://i.imgur.com/73ExkyN.jpeg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ApherosyLove 01/14/22 3:40:34 PM #26: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/1/2/AAZuMeAAClVc.jpg --- I, Apherosy, Goddess of Love. https://i.imgur.com/erQyTk5.jpeg https://i.imgur.com/73ExkyN.jpeg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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