Current Events > Tucker Carlson claims Michael Jackson re-emerged to give an interview

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MFBKBass5
01/11/22 7:47:05 PM
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live on tv.

wow fuck this guy

https://twitter.com/TuckerCarlson/status/1480719018776571906?s=20

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brotrrwinner
01/11/22 7:48:25 PM
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lol

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SomeLikeItHoth
01/11/22 7:48:38 PM
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What's with his hair

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Umbreon
01/11/22 7:49:07 PM
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That bitch doesn't deserve to have Micheal Jackson's name escape his lips.

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MabusIncarnate
01/11/22 7:49:20 PM
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Okay that was kind of funny

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KeeperOfShadows
01/11/22 7:49:40 PM
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He tried.

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ZevLoveDOOM
01/11/22 7:50:01 PM
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yeah sure, MJ comes back to life and the first thing he does is going to Fox News to get interviewed by this dickless tool.

seems legit...
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Shotgunnova
01/11/22 7:50:11 PM
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Dude looked so odd, I thought it was a deepfake at first.

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B18Champ
01/11/22 7:50:15 PM
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People take things too seriously
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DeadBankerDream
01/11/22 7:50:22 PM
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What a Hitler-shaped pig.

Carlson, I mean.

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MFBKBass5
01/11/22 7:51:32 PM
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B18Champ posted...
People take things too seriously


this just further proves how fucking stupid fox viewers are. He knows his viewers like this disgusting kinda shit

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Smashingpmkns
01/11/22 7:51:38 PM
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Incredibly childish

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VipaGTS
01/11/22 7:51:51 PM
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I bet all the 90 year olds were laughing hard at that one.

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RedLuigi
01/11/22 7:52:14 PM
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See? Michael Jackson

Wtf lol

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MFBKBass5
01/11/22 7:53:12 PM
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The idiots you see driving around with lets go Brandon flags and bumper stickers also think this stupid shit is somehow funny or ok


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cjsdowg
01/11/22 7:53:15 PM
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I was thinking she was looking odd myself, but she doesn't look like MJ. You just can't say because someone looks odd they look like someone else.

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SiO4
01/11/22 7:55:48 PM
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MFBKBass5 posted...
The idiots you see driving around with lets go Brandon flags and bumper stickers also think this stupid shit is somehow funny or ok



I was listening to Sean Hannity today.
The narrative they are going with is Jan 6th, was her fault.
They are saying she didn't call in The National Guard.

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CommonStar
01/11/22 7:57:04 PM
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Michael Jackson has done more for the world than this little bitch weasel will ever do.
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VipaGTS
01/11/22 7:57:05 PM
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Like, this is maybe a funny comment in passing. lol man she looks like Michael Jackson!you and the boys laugh, done. But to make an entire segment and build up like this? Come on man. That ruins it. I bet what happened is him and his buddies were watching her interview to get things to lie about, someone made that passing comment and Tucker said that gives me a great ide!

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MFBKBass5
01/11/22 7:57:35 PM
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SiO4 posted...
I was listening to Sean Hannity today.
The narrative they are going with is Jan 6th, was her fault.
They are saying she didn't call in The National Guard.


but I thought Jan 6 was filled with patriots. They cant keep their story straight.

also Sean Hannity and trump were the ring leaders of it all. Dude needs to be thrown in jail. Fox News is state media 100%

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KaZooo
01/11/22 8:01:04 PM
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He...tried.

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SSJKirby
01/11/22 8:02:16 PM
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"this is merely a news program" so everything you say can be put under scrutiny?

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Unsugarized_Foo
01/11/22 8:03:34 PM
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Lol

I was thinking of an impersonator or something but nah, it was really him

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BlueTigerLion
01/11/22 8:05:35 PM
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Is this meant to be comedy? Or is this news?

Poe's law is strong with this one.

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SiO4
01/11/22 8:08:30 PM
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MFBKBass5 posted...
but I thought Jan 6 was filled with patriots. They cant keep their story straight.

also Sean Hannity and trump were the ring leaders of it all. Dude needs to be thrown in jail. Fox News is state media 100%


Ya, I've been listening to that shit since about '95.
It has gotten much darker lately.
It's straight-up blatant.
And they very often project their own playbook.

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Pepys Monster
01/11/22 8:09:10 PM
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Way too much build up to such an underwhelming joke.

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DD Divine
01/11/22 8:09:29 PM
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Woooooooooow

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TMOG
01/11/22 8:11:50 PM
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Tucker Carlson always looks like he's really struggling to remember how to breathe
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Lost_All_Senses
01/11/22 8:17:01 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
Way too much build up to such an underwhelming joke.

This. He used a joke that was already old when Kanye West revitalized it in 2004 in his Slow Jamz verse. Nomatter who uses the Michael Jackson comparison these days it's like "holy shit...we still doing this?". Admittedly, even people I like still use it tho. So, I can't exactly say it's just Cucker Tarlson using thos outdated joke

I wanna inow why he emphasized "Hit Songs" tho. Does he just raise his voice to wake up all the old listeners to listen to what he's saying? John Oliver might of said this. But it seems spot on.


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Houston
01/11/22 8:17:48 PM
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VipaGTS posted...
I bet all the 90 year olds were laughing hard at that one.

"Among viewers 25-54, the key demographic valued by advertisers, Tucker Carlson Tonight finished October in first place with a total audience of 483,000 viewers, followed by The Five (435,000 viewers), Hannity (420,000 viewers), The Ingraham Angle (359,000 viewers) and Special Report with Bret Baier (345,000 viewers).
MSNBCs highest-rated show in the key demo was The Rachel Maddow Show (250,000 viewers), which placed 12th overall."

https://www.forbes.com/sites/markjoyella/2021/11/02/fox-news-channels-the-five-becomes-the-highest-rated-show-in-cable-news/?sh=6d9a4ab05d15


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__aCEr__
01/11/22 8:18:10 PM
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A Michael Jackson joke? Did we go backwards when the calendar flipped to January?

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V-E-G-Y-
01/11/22 8:20:21 PM
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Shotgunnova posted...
Dude looked so odd, I thought it was a deepfake at first.

Dis

Has he been cloned and da real tucker is in gitmo for treason???

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dj1200
01/11/22 8:37:44 PM
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Didn't laugh/10. Was he making fun of her makeup or something?

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Dakimakura
01/11/22 8:39:29 PM
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brotrrwinner posted...
lol


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TheApexPredator
01/11/22 8:40:27 PM
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That was random.

But it's Nancy Pelosi they are making fun of so who cares about her.

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