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OliviaWildThing
01/11/22 11:58:42 AM
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Like a porno lmao

not sure I want that on permanent file
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CyricZ
01/11/22 11:59:38 AM
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Add noir elements to the story. Really hype it up.

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OliviaWildThing
01/11/22 12:00:30 PM
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CyricZ posted...
Add noir elements to the story. Really hype it up.

I mean, my life is just a noir so that goes without saying
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Gobstoppers12
01/11/22 12:02:58 PM
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You can just say "I think I got it from a guy I met last weekend"

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MatzoTov
01/11/22 12:04:43 PM
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Why exactly do they need something like this?

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OliviaWildThing
01/11/22 12:07:35 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
You can just say "I think I got it from a guy I met last weekend"

they want details

MatzoTov posted...
Why exactly do they need something like this?

contact tracing
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Gobstoppers12
01/11/22 1:25:20 PM
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OliviaWildThing posted...
they want details
So tell them his name and the club you met him at, and on which night.

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CyricZ
01/11/22 2:09:52 PM
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Tell them the detective agency you walked into, how you had a hat tipped over one eye, whether you asked for a light.

Y'know, the usual.

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AngelicRadiance
01/11/22 2:10:50 PM
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Luckily you're an expert on lying

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Sir Will
01/11/22 2:24:50 PM
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OliviaWildThing posted...
contact tracing
Yeah, what you're describing isn't contact tracing. Most wouldn't know how they got Covid. They could get it from anywhere. Nor does your work need to know who your close contacts are. You're lying or your work is overstepping. And given your OP this is clearly a joke topic.

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Machete
01/11/22 2:30:40 PM
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Say you got it at a donald trump rally and pretend to be super pro-trump

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WingsOfGood
01/11/22 2:32:10 PM
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So they can deny paid sick time?
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OliviaWildThing
01/11/22 2:51:31 PM
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WingsOfGood posted...
So they can deny paid sick time?

they cant deny it
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CableZL
01/11/22 2:52:28 PM
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Make sure you include a drawing of an X button so they can apply doubt where applicable

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OliviaWildThing
01/11/22 3:24:03 PM
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Sir Will posted...
Yeah, what you're describing isn't contact tracing. Most wouldn't know how they got Covid. They could get it from anywhere. Nor does your work need to know who your close contacts are. You're lying or your work is overstepping. And given your OP this is clearly a joke topic.

i work for the government
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BuckVanHammer
01/11/22 3:36:18 PM
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just send em a copy of big fat liar

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WingsOfGood
01/11/22 3:47:25 PM
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OliviaWildThing posted...
they cant deny it

you recklessly and purposely got sick

denied
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OliviaWildThing
01/11/22 3:48:46 PM
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WingsOfGood posted...
you recklessly and purposely got sick

denied

if you're sick, you're sick, they can't deny sick time because i can't come in with covid lol
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WingsOfGood
01/11/22 3:53:30 PM
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wait

this is a no_lu topic

I thought you were a highly paid engineer.
Why they asking you this stuff?
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Giant_Aspirin
01/11/22 3:57:21 PM
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i don't think that's any of their business. on what grounds are they demanding this? would they demand to know how you contracted any other illness? of fucking course not.
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fight for your rights TC. tell them to respect HIPA and to kiss your ass.

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OliviaWildThing
01/11/22 4:00:58 PM
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WingsOfGood posted...
wait

this is a no_lu topic

I thought you were a highly paid engineer.
Why they asking you this stuff?

it's because im a highly paid engineer they want me to fill this out. i work for the government remember

Giant_Aspirin posted...
i don't think that's any of their business. on what grounds are they demanding this? would they demand to know how you contracted any other illness? of fucking course not.
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fight for your rights TC. tell them to respect HIPA and to kiss your ass.

that isn't HIPA lol. it's contact tracing
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