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Cocytus
01/06/22 12:03:00 PM
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You know, like they first get in to office. Then they can command the records of just about anything there's a record for. So what do you think are some things they really learn? Area 51? JFK assassination?
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s0nicfan
01/06/22 12:03:52 PM
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Let's just say that after they crack open the book of secrets they can believe it's not butter.

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PoopPotato
01/06/22 12:04:53 PM
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They learn what makes cinnamon toast so great

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K181
01/06/22 12:05:04 PM
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They find out the real reason why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Also, they learn what eight of the secret herbs and spices of KFC are.

Mostly food stuff, believe it or not.

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s0nicfan
01/06/22 12:05:39 PM
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K181 posted...
They find out the real reason why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Also, they learn what eight of the secret herbs and spices of KFC are.

Mostly food stuff, believe it or not.

I bet they have access to BOTH the coke and pepsi formulas.

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Health
01/06/22 12:06:15 PM
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They learn the secrets of big Mommy Milkers.
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PoopPotato
01/06/22 12:06:27 PM
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They get glasses that let them see the fruit shapes in Trix

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AngelicRadiance
01/06/22 12:07:41 PM
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They learn the exact amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck if it could chuck wood

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K181
01/06/22 12:07:51 PM
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s0nicfan posted...
I bet they have access to BOTH the coke and pepsi formulas.

Pepsi, yes. Coke, no. RC Cola and Dr. Pepper (since 1989) have been included in the list of secrets, though.

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bigtiggie23
01/06/22 12:11:44 PM
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They find out what is in the McMahon lockbox.

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Cocytus
01/06/22 12:27:44 PM
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bigtiggie23 posted...
They find out what is in the McMahon lockbox.
What's that?
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masterpug53
01/06/22 12:37:34 PM
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They find out there was something in Al Capone's vault.
And it was most definitely Geraldo's fault.

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Weezy_Tha_Don
01/06/22 12:40:04 PM
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I think Bill Pullman had Area 51 revealed to him. Then he led a squadron of fighter jets to attack the alien invaders


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theAteam
01/06/22 1:00:54 PM
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They learn the scariest truth of all.

That everything is not controlled by a secret cabal and we're all just flying by the seat of our pants.

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SSJPurple
01/06/22 1:30:42 PM
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Clearly its not too much because loudmouth Trump didnt reveal any cool top secret info lol


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Robot2600
01/06/22 2:06:28 PM
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They get cheatcodes for GTA Vice City you haven't even heard of.

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masterpug53
01/06/22 2:08:55 PM
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The following secrets are revealed to the POTUS upon assuming office:

  • Mana
  • Evermore
  • NIMH
  • The Ooze
  • Pop

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GATTJT
01/06/22 2:21:23 PM
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They learn what was in the briefcase in Pulp Fiction

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uwnim
01/06/22 2:23:45 PM
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The super important super secret stuff is done without the President ever knowing about it.

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mustachedmystic
01/06/22 2:31:30 PM
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How many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.

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Trumble
01/06/22 2:32:33 PM
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They know where to get the best pizza in the world.

No, you've never heard of it. And neither have I.

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YugiNoob
01/06/22 2:34:51 PM
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The Kennedy Sex Tunnels

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Flauros
01/06/22 2:35:57 PM
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Obama last name

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ThunderTrain
01/06/22 2:35:59 PM
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Every president's penis size

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Cocytus
01/06/22 3:39:41 PM
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SSJPurple posted...
Clearly its not too much because loudmouth Trump didnt reveal any cool top secret info lol
That's a great point. I've always wondered about that because I think you're right. Something in his behavior or something should likely indicate something, but it doesn't really.
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