Poll of the Day > this was one crazy ass night

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Okay so I bought two shroom candy bars, like mushrooms but in chocolate form

Each one is an 1/8th of an ounce. Ive done mushrooms plenty of times and an 1/8th is usually how much I take. I actually took a 1/4 ounce once and that was the only bad trip I ever had (it was literally the worst thing ever) and I hadnt done them since, but that was back in like 09 so I figured it was time to try it again. So I bought these bars.

So I start with half a bar and Im like okay Ill see how it goes. I eat half a bar, and about a half hour in I am absolutely straight f***ed up. The most overwhelming feeling I have felt in.. maybe ever. It is washing over me like nothing before. Im starting to get scared but I keep telling myself just let it happen, itll all be okay, just roll with it itll be fine.

After the initial wave I am feeling better but officially tripping balls. Cant think straight, have no idea where I am (in my own house), dont know what I want to do, dont know who I am. But in a good way. I go for a walk, and the moon is moving, the trees are looking at me, car lights are rainbow colored, words on signs say different things than they actually say. Hours of this. Just f***ing tripping balls.

End up back at home and watch Hamilton (seen it before, but it seemed like a good idea) and holy f***ing s*** it was the greatest f***ing thing EVER. I was literally in shock cowering on my couch because it was so god damn good. The lyrics and the dancing and the performances were just destroying me with how amazing they were.

Couple more hours I end up in the shower, then I end up falling asleep in bed. Night one is over, and it was amazing

Then I wake up the next day, and Im like.. Im gonna do it again. So I take half the amount I took the night before (so a half of a half of an 1/8th) and again, have another crazy f***ing night. Not as crazy, but still just insane. Ended up going down the slide at a park over and over, rode on the swings for at least an hour and a half. Actually made my skin bleed because the chain on the swing was digging into my body and I didnt realize.

So two successful nights. Third day, I have to work, and Im still tripping. But Im like I wanna keep riding this wave. So I take two pieces of a bar. One bar is twelve pieces, so the first night I took 6, second night 4, then I decided to microdose for work and take two pieces. My back had been hurting so I was gonna get a massage before work.

I call three massage places and they have no spaces, I call a fourth one and theyre like yeah we can get you an hour if you get here in twenty. So I drive to the massage place, definitely still tripping (not as bad, colors are blending, my thoughts are still insane, but I can handle myself now.) I get to the massage place that looks just like a normal place, its actually connected to a Popeyes chicken place. I go in and tell them Im the one that called and this little tiny Asian girl is like okay one hour right? (But in the most broken English ever) and Im like yep.

Idk if youve ever gotten a massage before, but they expect you to get naked. I never do, I always keep my boxers on because its so weird feeling. Especially when youre f***ing tripping balls. I lay down and put the sheet over myself, boxers on. Asian girl comes in and starts rubbing my back, pulls the sheet down and says oh you dont need these and pulls my boxers off like Im a f***ing baby. Im like O_O but its not the first time thats happened before, theyll either take them off or just pull them down when they do the butt.

So shes doing her massage and Im finally relaxing and into it, and then about halfway through she tells me to flip over, which is also normal. I love the head and face massage, its one of my favorite parts. So I flip over and she says full body, right? And Im like yeah. And shes like, do you want lotion? And Im like yeah sure. So she puts lotion on my chest and starts rubbing my chest. Not massaging, just rubbing softly. Then she reaches down and grabs my d***. And Im like O_____O and shes like is this okay? And Im like uhhhhh yeah thats fine.. but I am not hard at all. I am long soft for sure. Not like scared tiny d***, but like long soft, you know what I mean. She starts straight f***ing milking me with this ancient Chinese secret handjob that I dont even know how to describe. Like her thumb under the head of my d*** rotating one way while pulling on the shaft and then other hand rubbing my balls and rubbing the bottom of the shaft with the other hand. I never get hard, but Im definitely about to blow. And Im thinking, do I cum? Is that what Im supposed to do? So I whisper I have to cum and she says in the sexiest voice right in my f***ing ear do it for me baby and Im like O____O and I splooge all over her hand. Im laying there, tripping way harder now, and she washes her hands and says okay get dressed and she stands there as I sheepishly stand up naked then get dressed.

They took my payment before I got the massage, 60$ on my card. She says, okay tip now. And Im like I think I have like 40$ in my wallet, is that good? I figure 40$ Tip for a 60$ service is a great tip, and she gets kinda cross and says no.. tip is 60$. And Im like I already paid 60$ on my card? And shes like tip is 60$. And Im like oh okay got it, so I tip her another 60$.

I get dressed and leave, go into my car, and I sit there for a second then I say out loud to myself WHAT THE F*** IS GOING ON?! It was easily the most surreal thing that has EVER happened to me, and the mushrooms amplified everything times ten million. AND THEN I HAD TO GO STRAIGHT TO WORK AND BARTEND ON A FRIDAY NIGHT.

I get to work and I walk in look around like what is real what is happening who am I. I see a group of my coworkers standing around and I am like.. I have to tell you guys something.. and I tell them the whole story. I just couldnt keep it to myself. It was so f***ing nuts.