Current Events > You wake up tomorrow December 27, 1981 in East Germany

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Damn_Underscore
12/26/21 10:59:57 PM
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wat do

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Bad_Mojo
12/26/21 11:02:06 PM
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look For a place to pee

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sabin017
12/26/21 11:03:20 PM
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Not worth.

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Master_Bass
12/26/21 11:03:24 PM
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Become comrades with EVERYONE!

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Garioshi
12/26/21 11:04:51 PM
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Get out as fast as I possibly can

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Bishop_Hastur
12/26/21 11:06:47 PM
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Do I suddenly know German? Cause what I do will differ depending on the answer to that question.

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omega cookie
12/26/21 11:07:07 PM
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Get murdered by the Stasi, most likely.

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Letsago
12/27/21 3:56:38 AM
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Well, I know German, but not like fluently...so people would get suspicious of me pretty fast. Maybe tell people I'm a tourist and see if it sticks

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teep_
12/27/21 4:07:13 AM
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Adapt, I guess

This is my life now

Edit: oh, and say hi to my dad when he gets sent here for a few months as a refugee

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Nukazie
12/27/21 4:09:19 AM
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check my phone

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Zikten
12/27/21 4:10:04 AM
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I'd start a revolution and overthrow the USSR nearly a decade early, then re-found the Russian Empire.
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teep_
12/27/21 4:12:27 AM
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Zikten posted...
I'd start a revolution and overthrow the USSR nearly a decade early, then re-found the Russian Empire.
You'd start an anti-USSR revolution in a country that wasn't part of the USSR?

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Zikten
12/27/21 5:14:41 AM
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East Germany was part of the USSR
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BalanceLost
12/27/21 5:20:13 AM
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Zikten posted...
East Germany was part of the USSR
Eh, that is not quite correct. It was its own nation state. Closely allied and tied to the USSR but still a separate entity.

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teep_
12/27/21 5:25:57 AM
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Zikten posted...
East Germany was part of the USSR
wrong. It was Communist, and arguably a puppet of the USSR, but on paper at least it was a separate country

Source: me, a German

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BalanceLost
12/27/21 5:28:14 AM
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teep_ posted...
wrong. It was Communist, and arguably a puppet of the USSR, but on paper at least it was a separate country

Source: me, a German
Like Romania and Albania were. Warsaw Pact members.

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teep_
12/27/21 5:31:48 AM
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BalanceLost posted...
Like Romania and Albania were. Warsaw Pact members.
If communist eastern Europe had been a single state, with a single defense policy, the Warsaw pact probably wouldn't have been needed

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pfh1001
12/27/21 5:39:11 AM
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I'd probably get arrested as a spy or something since I only speak English & have no identification.
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Zikten
12/27/21 6:32:12 AM
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Fine. I'd create the New Holy Roman Empire (which was medieval Germany) and then declare war on both the soviets and the Americans
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teep_
12/27/21 6:52:21 AM
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Zikten posted...
Fine. I'd create the New Holy Roman Empire (which was medieval Germany) and then declare war on both the soviets and the Americans
How would you get West Germany to work with you? Not to mention all the other places which were part of the HRE but not modern day Germany

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Zikten
12/27/21 6:55:14 AM
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Through conquering lands
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BalanceLost
12/27/21 6:57:51 AM
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teep_ posted...
If communist eastern Europe had been a single state, with a single defense policy, the Warsaw pact probably wouldn't have been needed
Yep.

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teep_
12/27/21 7:00:12 AM
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Zikten posted...
Through conquering lands
Fair enough.

Ziktengela Merkel

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