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TeaMilk
12/25/21 7:45:35 PM
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Did you get a bidet for xmas?


One from my brother, one from her bf

my brother got me one too, excited to set this bad boy up

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DocileOrangeCup
12/25/21 7:45:52 PM
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One for each cheek

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MetalGearOcto
12/25/21 7:46:22 PM
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One for each foot

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Damn_Underscore
12/25/21 7:47:02 PM
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She has more than one toilet right?

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TeaMilk
12/25/21 7:48:07 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
One for each cheek
one for each hole

Damn_Underscore posted...
She has more than one toilet right?
yea shes got 3

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Damn_Underscore
12/25/21 7:49:11 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
one for each hole

That's your mom you know

BTW is she hot?


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SSJGrimReaper
12/25/21 7:50:30 PM
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don't let cornmans massive booty break the seat this time

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TeaMilk
12/25/21 7:53:48 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
That's your mom you know

BTW is she hot?
YEAH shes like 65 but looks 40 at most and has a fat booty

SSJGrimReaper posted...
don't let cornmans massive booty break the seat this time
it broke through repeated exposure to cornman's massive booty, so probably wont be an issue at my mom's house

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Chadawah
12/25/21 7:55:02 PM
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Pics or it didn't happen
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a-c-a-b
12/25/21 7:56:56 PM
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Mama TeaMilk is gonna have the cleanest bunghole around.

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TeaMilk
12/25/21 7:58:15 PM
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Chadawah posted...
Pics or it didn't happen
uhh we didn't really take pics and im back at my house now

a-c-a-b posted...
Mama TeaMilk is gonna have the cleanest bunghole around.
everyone in the family except my dad's gonna have a sparkling ass now

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SSJGrimReaper
12/25/21 8:00:51 PM
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a-c-a-b posted...
Mama TeaMilk is gonna have the cleanest bunghole around.
her name is Teamom

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ShotgunSilencer
12/25/21 8:03:55 PM
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They're sayin your mom has a dirty ass

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The_Hat
12/25/21 8:09:18 PM
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I bought one for our house in September. Honestly, it's amazing. We feel much cleaner in general, and our TP costs per month have gone down significantly. 10/10 would buy again.

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trappedunderice
12/25/21 8:12:54 PM
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=24pHo7PVwR8
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kuwab0
12/25/21 8:14:10 PM
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Does your Mom have a lot of ass

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YourDrunkFather
12/25/21 8:28:01 PM
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Teamoms ass so nasty they thought one bidet wouldnt be enough

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__aCEr__
12/25/21 8:33:05 PM
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Ass so big it goes from bidet to bid-z.

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CharlesBronson
12/25/21 8:44:42 PM
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Covid fatigue? Toilet paper shortage? Hors d'oeuvres in the garage while everyone gets tested? At the end of the day whether your the CEO or the floor mopper, everybody shits, thank you.
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AloneIBreak
12/25/21 9:09:58 PM
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No but I totally want a bidet. What kind did you get? Did you try it yet?

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Feline_Heart
12/25/21 9:16:48 PM
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Does that mean that everyone thinks she smells bad or something?

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DipDipDiver
12/25/21 9:17:41 PM
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Poor Teadad
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ApherosyLove
12/25/21 9:20:24 PM
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DUAL WlELD!

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