Current Events > Ten million dollars

(+) Yeah! (+)

But you have to change your name, you have to pretend to be a fan of things you don't like (they don't have to be horrible things but you have to change football teams and pretend to like music that you don't)

You have to actually go out of your way to see these football games of your fake favorite team at least once a year. These trips are free and they aren't taken out of the ten million.

You need to own apparel and memorabilia (nothing crazy but it has to be displayed in your home) of your hated now fake favorite football team.

You have to own 3 copies of your most hated video games. And they need to be next to your living room TV.

If you tell anyone that any of this is fake, the mafia kills you and your family.

You can only tell your spouse that this is all fake. But if she tells anyone you all die as well.

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