Current Events > Drinking Topic 102: Santas DUI count

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God these barely 19 year guy and girl came in today that had obviously been rolling or on a coke binge for a solid 24 hours plus... kinda wanted to slap the dude.

Kinda wish I was 19 and high af banging the chick all night too.

30 fuckin bucks in tips baby. Lol. And thats not counting quarters and other small change. I almost wanna be a waiter.

Did they hire Walter too for security? That would be amazing.

Fuck that would be awesome.

If they let me keep Walter at the store as security / mascot during my shifts I might just quit school and settle down as a liquor store clerk. Lol.

Drank a whole litre of gin last night, hung out at my grandparents' place with a shady dude named Shane and an old toothless stoner named Shane. Stoner Shane had a homemade stubby holder made out of newspaper, tape and an old sock, it was disgusting but it was also fucking awesome.

Had some homemade schnapps, it was pretty pure. Tasted a bit like olives, not like olive brine but like how it tastes when you eat an unpitted olive.

Also might as well post this here too.

I saw a dude try to pocket a 26 of whiskey today. I was like "hey bro you mind not putting that in your pocket?"

And he was like oh I was just seeing if it fit or if I'd need a bag. Then he comes over to pay for it, his card declines, he gets a mickey instead and his card declines.

So I threw him 2 bucks out of my tip jar and it went through for 9.98 and 2 cash.

That was sweet Canuck :3

Most people today were awesome.

I got 40 bucks plus in tips. I also covered a guy who was short 95 cents with a loonie from my tip jar and threw the nickel back in my jar so the register wasn't out and he called me out for just taking his 5 cents.

Hes a regular so I didn't wanna be rude but I was like "well you paid with a 20 so I just covered the 95 cents," and he was like "oh fuck man this isn't my first beer of the day" threw me a dollar plus a dollar tip. Lol.

Thanks guys.

I figure if the dude wants or needs a drink that bad itd be pretty rough to make him leave empty handed at Christmas.

MrMallard posted...

Drank a whole litre of gin last night, hung out at my grandparents' place with a shady dude named Shane and an old toothless stoner named Shane. Stoner Shane had a homemade stubby holder made out of newspaper, tape and an old sock, it was disgusting but it was also fucking awesome.

Had some homemade schnapps, it was pretty pure. Tasted a bit like olives, not like olive brine but like how it tastes when you eat an unpitted olive.

Why do your grandparents hang out with dudes named Shane that are toothless and stoners?

MabusIncarnate posted...

Why do your grandparents hang out with dudes named Shane that are toothless and stoners?

I think the question is why aren't all of us?

On a related note my mom got me an ounce for Christmas.

CanuckCowboy posted...

Thanks guys.

I figure if the dude wants or needs a drink that bad itd be pretty rough to make him leave empty handed at Christmas.

Yeah true. I'm never going to condone alcoholism, but I was there when I knew I was stuck and was going to have to go a full day sober and it can be infuriating and very shitty. If he was already needing to drink today, it's probably best he got some on a holiday.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/2/2/AAQmm3AACvZW.jpg
God damn this is good.

Exsctly. Christmas can be such a shit time of year if there's something you can find comfort in when you're alone or miserable, even if its just booze, I think just about anyone deserves that much.

I have no idea if he was an alcoholic or not but I mean I sort of had that impression given what he was doing. Maybe he was just a down on his luck dude broke on Christmas with no one to be around. Maybe he was just a dirt bag thief and had money in his pocket. Lol.

firepit drinking on christmas.
global warming kicks ass.

Yeah it was in the high 50s today what the hell

Lucky bastards. Lol

First few days of december were 22. Shirts and shorts weather. Its currently minus 14 and snowing hard as fuck but the tiniest driest flakes that just get caught in the horrible wind.

Holy fuck seriously I'm on my balcony and I am not used to this shit right now.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/5/5/AANJGaAACvZ3.jpg

When its Christmas and the paparazzi still won't fuck off.

Walter Canyon

https://youtu.be/I8SzujSn3CY

I just got Anna ferris'd. First that's a super underrated and brilliant stoner comedy. my friend gave me these ginger bread cookies that were very gingery and complete fails at being Christmas trees.

They weren't supposed to look like Christmas trees. They also didn't look like leaves but I get it now.

I'm on the poi

Ended it with the new chick tonight. She wants to be single and so did I but after spending time together nothing is coming of it I pulled the plug on Christmas.

I don't need anymore friends in my life to be honest.

Spent an hour playing this wiki game where you go from one article to another by clicking links. I was trying to get to tuberculosis from lisa frank and it was a bitch lol.

MabusIncarnate posted...

Yeah it was in the high 50s today what the hell

Like 77 here

Just another Christmas at the ol' Carry residence.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dtxOKXo9aI

I want some tostitos and orange juice. And mitch hedberg to be alive.

JimCarrysToe posted...

Spent an hour playing this wiki game where you go from one article to another by clicking links. I was trying to get to tuberculosis from lisa frank and it was a bitch lol.

Why do I feel a compulsive need to do this now

I am fuckin LOADED. Drinking and playing madden all day and yet i'm going into another madden game with more booze.

Happy fuckin holiday everyone!

CanuckCowboy posted...

Why do I feel a compulsive need to do this now

If you do, try and go from thioacitone to easter island

JimCarrysToe posted...

If you do, try and go from thioacitone to easter island

I got 3 clicks in and

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Who_Me

So this is a great game.

CanuckCowboy posted...

I got 3 clicks in and

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Who_Me

So this is a great game.

Lol. Im dropping some of that on johnnys house

Wikipedia is fucking crazy.

Ive never randomly bounced around it *before now but Jesus its weird.

https://youtu.be/-qroZT1-iR4

Also obligatory Christmas song for Johnny.

Oh i forgot theres rules, no clicking anything in see also or references.

Im gonna try going from poop to existence lol

JimCarrysToe posted...

Oh i forgot theres rules, no clicking anything in see also or references.

Im gonna try going from poop to existence lol

Did you get to pando on the way?

Also I didn't follow the rules in the last one but this time I did. Pando is insane.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pando_(tree)

Gettin into a bit of a text fight with the new old chick.

No good outcome here.

i drink

i'm drinking

i'm drunk

I am drinking

CanuckCowboy posted...

Did you get to pando on the way?

Also I didn't follow the rules in the last one but this time I did. Pando is insane.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pando_(tree)

No but i already knew about that from scishow on yt, pretty cool. I finally got to existence! Took forever to find philosophy where i got it. You get to easter island yet?

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Gettin into a bit of a text fight with the new old chick.

No good outcome here.

You should play monopoly with her, always a good time with no fights.

Did you know apple made a game consol?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_Bandai_Pippin
Im gonna try to get here from keylime pie

..... after i watch the new wendigoon video

JimCarrysToe posted...

No but i already knew about that from scishow on yt, pretty cool. I finally got to existence! Took forever to find philosophy where i got it. You get to easter island yet?

I got to easter egg and when I realized I couldn't get to easter Island in a couple clicks from there i got mad and stopped.

I feel like I was so close but so far.

CanuckCowboy posted...

I got to easter egg and when I realized I couldn't get to easter Island in a couple clicks from there i got mad and stopped.

I feel like I was so close but so far.

Damn, that happened to me when i was going from chrstmas to paparazzi. I got to celebrity assuming itd be there somewhere, nope, found lady gaga and was like yes! She has a song called that, this is a piece of cake! But all through the article paparazzi wasnt a fuckin link. I almost gave up but somehow i found it in i think princess dianas wiki but i dont remember now. Wait no i found it in celebrity photography i think.

Wanna try beef jerky to avril lavigne? I bet that one will be easier. Id try the easter island one but i dont even fuckin know somewhat of an idea of what continent it might be closest to lol

I do like beef jerky and Avril.

Ripped into the new old chick real good tonight. I feel good damnit now.

Omg i found Barkerville. That place is cool as shit.

No Avril yet.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barkerville

CanuckCowboy posted...

I do like beef jerky and Avril.

Read that as you like beef jerky and Advil

Was like damn I need that jerky

the fuck is even the point of ibuprofen jerky

CanuckCowboy posted...

Omg i found Barkerville. That place is cool as shit.

No Avril yet.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barkerville

If you go from there to canada then north america then us youll probably get to music awards somewhere and start finding some celebrities.

Questionmarktarius posted...

firepit drinking on christmas.
global warming kicks ass.

Say that to the minus fucking 20 weather we have been having the last week and is expected for the next week as well.

Questionmarktarius posted...

the fuck is even the point of ibuprofen jerky

Sensitive teeth

Oh, avril lavigne is canadian. Didnt know somehow lol