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CobraGT
12/21/21 3:51:14 PM
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Best homemade coffee factoring in effort and skill needed




I quit making coffee years ago because the cafe >> me but I have only gotten cafe coffee 5 times since May 2020.

I have never pulled an espresso but I do have a machine. I am wondering how I should make coffee. Please advise, CE.

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_BlueMonk
12/21/21 3:53:53 PM
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wait you have an espresso machine but dont use it?

arent those crazy expensive?

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theAteam
12/21/21 3:54:50 PM
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Method doesn't matter much compared to coffee quality, assuming the method is done properly.

Of those options drip will give you best quality accounting for the least effort, though a french press can give you great quality for not much more effort.

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Gwynevere
12/21/21 3:55:02 PM
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French press is the easiest, best coffee I've made at home

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Omnislasher
12/21/21 3:55:03 PM
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k cups are too wasteful. you don't need to consume a plastic cup every time you have one cup of coffee.

espresso is nice if you like.. espresso. drip is pretty easy and you can make large amounts. what about french press? ever try that?
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Naysaspace
12/21/21 3:55:05 PM
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anything but k-cups, that's such needless waste. yes they make compostable ones but most people just trash them ("it'll compost in the trash!") What, next to the plastic bags and shit? naw

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Omnislasher
12/21/21 3:56:23 PM
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fucking eco-police just swatted this topic all at once
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DipDipDiver
12/21/21 3:58:21 PM
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I haven't used my Keurig in a long time because I generally want more than one cup of coffee at any given time, but you can buy a reusable cup that you just fill with your own coffee. You don't have to use the disposables
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_BlueMonk
12/21/21 3:59:41 PM
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DipDipDiver posted...
I haven't used my Keurig in a long time because I generally want more than one cup of coffee at any given time, but you can buy a reusable cup that you just fill with your own coffee. You don't have to use the disposables
some, meaning probably newer ones, have a sensor that will detect if you have an "official" one or not. but i heard you can just cut a wire inside to disable that, but that was a while ago and they may have made it harder.

but lmao. imagine having to mod your coffee maker just to make coffee. just dont buy keurig.

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Giant_Aspirin
12/21/21 3:59:44 PM
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best coffee for lowest effort is french press, hands down. all you need is a decent grinder, a french press, good beans and patience.

also FUCK k-cups

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MC_BatCommander
12/21/21 4:00:14 PM
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I like the french press

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Compsognathus
12/21/21 4:00:36 PM
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Fuck k-cups.

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Questionmarktarius
12/21/21 4:00:47 PM
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Just save time and gnaw on a handful of coffeebeans.
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Returning_CEmen
12/21/21 4:01:52 PM
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Most coffee purists would say drip coffee is the best.

I like Nespresso then again I dont really drink coffee.

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monkmith
12/21/21 4:03:45 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLJYaL-hHsI

dirt cheap fake espresso machine that makes good cups of coffee. i've been using mine for years, i've even got an actual espresso machine that i pretty much never use because its a pain to mess with and coffee from the cheapo machine is good enough.

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pinky0926
12/21/21 4:04:18 PM
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As a low key coffee snob who enjoys the art but not the amount of money it costs, my tier list of important things you need to think about would be (in order of most to least important)

  1. Choosing the right level of roast (light/medium/dark. Light and medium is better though)
  2. Where you get them from (preferably single origin, definitely whole bean)
  3. How freshly they've been roasted (ideally < than 1 month ago, preferably < than 2 weeks)
  4. Freshly ground (within the last 30 minutes)
  5. Style of brew and requisite grind size (choose appropriate size and time depending on filter/immersion style)
  6. Good clean water
  7. Other shit like your particular aeropress method or whatever


It's kind of like the steak argument. if you like well-done steak that's your prerogative, I'm not here to tell you that dark roast coffee is bad. But equally, don't give me your stupid bullshit about how it's wagyu beef or Nicuraguan single origin whatever when you've completely cooked all of the quality out of it. If you buy artisan coffee it better be lightly roasted, whole bean, freshly roasted and ground to the optimal grind size.

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Giant_Aspirin
12/21/21 4:22:18 PM
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i weigh the beans, dump them into the grinder and hit "go". it's a minimal amount of effort and the impact to taste is definitely noticable. but i also go through the whole pour over process and making my coffee takes 5 minutes of involved effort plus waiting on the water to boil.

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pinky0926
12/21/21 4:23:59 PM
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See for me it's worth it alone for that smell of freshly roasted grind, but I get it, it's a faff

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Giant_Aspirin
12/21/21 4:25:15 PM
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pinky0926 posted...
See for me it's worth it alone for that smell of freshly roasted grind, but I get it, it's a faff

before i dump the grinds into the brewer i shove my nose in there and take a huge wiff and savor the deliciousness

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CobraGT
12/21/21 4:32:20 PM
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monkmith posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLJYaL-hHsI

dirt cheap fake espresso machine that makes good cups of coffee. i've been using mine for years, i've even got an actual espresso machine that i pretty much never use because its a pain to mess with and coffee from the cheapo machine is good enough.

I am intrigued. This is a contender.


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pinky0926
12/21/21 4:33:52 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
before i dump the grinds into the brewer i shove my nose in there and take a huge wiff and savor the deliciousness

Every time

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CobraGT
12/22/21 2:15:15 PM
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https://www.simplyrecipes.com/recipes/how_to_make_cold_brew_coffee/

I found a cold brew recipe which looks easy. Can I assume that steep overnight means let it sit?

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MC_BatCommander
12/22/21 2:46:26 PM
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CobraGT posted...
https://www.simplyrecipes.com/recipes/how_to_make_cold_brew_coffee/

I found a cold brew recipe which looks easy. Can I assume that steep overnight means let it sit?

Yeah I let cold brew sit for at least 12 hours

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monkmith
12/22/21 5:00:23 PM
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CobraGT posted...
https://www.simplyrecipes.com/recipes/how_to_make_cold_brew_coffee/

I found a cold brew recipe which looks easy. Can I assume that steep overnight means let it sit?
i cant understand how anyone likes ice coffee.

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MutantJohn
12/22/21 5:03:55 PM
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Lightly roasted coffee is gross, bro

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Giant_Aspirin
12/22/21 5:04:00 PM
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CobraGT posted...
https://www.simplyrecipes.com/recipes/how_to_make_cold_brew_coffee/

I found a cold brew recipe which looks easy. Can I assume that steep overnight means let it sit?

correct. cold brew is cool because you can make a large batch at once and have it last you a few days. the downside is that it uses a ton of beans, so if you buy good coffee it can be a pricey cup.

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Giant_Aspirin
12/22/21 5:05:26 PM
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MutantJohn posted...
Lightly roasted coffee is gross, bro

negative. it shows the flavors of the coffee the most. the longer the roast, the more that taste (of the roasting) comes forward in the final product. dark roasted beans taste way too similar to me

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trappedunderice
12/22/21 5:05:49 PM
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What's the strongest coffee, sometimes I go through a whole pot and it's not enough
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pojr
12/22/21 5:15:17 PM
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french press is my fav way to make coffee

with that said, I've grown to like K-Cups more in the last couple months. Mainly for convenience. They are definitely worse than using a French press.

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Giant_Aspirin
12/22/21 5:17:48 PM
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trappedunderice posted...
What's the strongest coffee, sometimes I go through a whole pot and it's not enough

strong, like how? if you want highest caffeine content, there is something called 'Death Wish' that claims to have extra caffeine. i've read conflicting things about whether darker roasts have less, but some stuff i've read suggests that the roasting process destroys some of it.

what ratio of beans to water do you use? most people don't use enough coffee, the recommended amount is like 2 tbsp per 6-8oz cup.

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Questionmarktarius
12/22/21 5:20:01 PM
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trappedunderice posted...
What's the strongest coffee, sometimes I go through a whole pot and it's not enough

already covered:

Questionmarktarius posted...
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Bleuets
12/22/21 5:23:24 PM
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Yall mustve never had a good cup of expresso before. That is easily the best not sure how its losing the poll.
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codey
12/22/21 5:24:52 PM
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Cold brew takes 0 effort. You literally just put the coffee in the container and refrigerate it.

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Giant_Aspirin
12/22/21 5:26:47 PM
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Bleuets posted...
Yall mustve never had a good cup of expresso before. That is easily the best not sure how its losing the poll.

i voted for drip because decent espresso machine is still relatively expensive. and then you need a good grinder to get espresso fineness consistently. i find that auto-drip is also more forgiving in terms of not needing good quality beans and it's hard to find quality espresso beans at a grocery store. so in terms of overall balance between easy barrier to entry, easy to make and getting a decent cup i went with drip.

but yes, if you're already into coffee and have the gear and good beans, a shot or two of espresso takes like a minute to make and can be damn tasty. they're also super convenient when you just need a quick boost and don't want to spend 5-10 minutes brewing and then drinking a cup of coffee.

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trappedunderice
12/22/21 5:28:05 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
strong, like how? if you want highest caffeine content, there is something called 'Death Wish' that claims to have extra caffeine. i've read conflicting things about whether darker roasts have less, but some stuff i've read suggests that the roasting process destroys some of it.

what ratio of beans to water do you use? most people don't use enough coffee, the recommended amount is like 2 tbsp per 6-8oz cup.
Death wish hmmmm seems good, the more caffeine the better because I dump 7 to 8 big ass tablespoon fulls of folgers medium in the filter.
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Giant_Aspirin
12/22/21 5:30:19 PM
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trappedunderice posted...
because I dump 7 to 8 big ass tablespoon fulls of folgers medium in the filter.

if you're using a regular sized drip pot, that's usually 12 'cups'. to follow the recommended ratio, that would need 24 tablespoons, which is quite a bit of coffee.

try making half a pot with 12 tbps or 4 'cups' (1/3 pot) with 8 tbsp and see how much stronger the brew is.

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MutantJohn
12/22/21 5:46:48 PM
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Also, my preferred method isn't even listed. I like moka pot.

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