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AzurexNightmare 12/17/21 9:53:39 AM #1:	Because they would have called him P.elvis --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII <cite>AzurexNightmare posted [p:960991981] in Why did El... [t:79814571]...</cite> <quote>Because they would have called him P.elvis </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Background_Guy 12/17/21 9:55:22 AM #2:	Because he never ran in his life <cite>Background_Guy posted [p:960992009] in Why did El... [t:79814571]...</cite> <quote>Because he never ran in his life </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirkDiggles 12/17/21 9:56:15 AM #3:	Because he died on his throne. --- Intel 486, Integrated videocard, 16MB RAM, 64MB HD, 3 1/4 inch floppy <cite>DirkDiggles posted [p:960992024] in Why did El... [t:79814571]...</cite> <quote>Because he died on his throne.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solar_Crimson 12/17/21 9:56:38 AM #4:	AzurexNightmare posted... Because they would have called him P.elvis I doubt that would have stopped him, TBH. --- I often wonder if we are growing as a people... or in fact, regressing. <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:960992032] in Why did El... [t:79814571]...</cite> <quote>AzurexNightmare posted... </cite> <quote>Because they would have called him P.elvis</quote>I doubt that would have stopped him, TBH. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thompson 12/17/21 9:56:50 AM #5:	No need to become a president when he already was The King. --- Sigs are rather pointless, except if it's to showcase animation and images. <cite>Thompson posted [p:960992036] in Why did El... [t:79814571]...</cite> <quote>No need to become a president when he already was The King. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
xue1 12/17/21 1:09:01 PM #6:	They already did call him Elvis the Pelvis, because of the way that he danced <cite>xue1 posted [p:960996225] in Why did El... [t:79814571]...</cite> <quote>They already did call him Elvis the Pelvis, because of the way that he danced </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 12/17/21 1:14:58 PM #7:	He'd have been about forty years too early for doing fucktons of drugs and horning on underage girls. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:960996353] in Why did El... [t:79814571]...</cite> <quote>He'd have been about forty years too early for doing fucktons of drugs and horning on underage girls. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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