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Players: We want Persona 3 Portable!

Atlus: Makes sense! Here you go! *makes P3P*

Players: Holy shit that was good. Make another one!

Atlus: No problem. Here's Persona Q!

Player: Cool. All of the characters meet eachother. Can't wait for the next mainline portable game. Ill take this in the mean time.

Atlus: It is finished. Here you go. Persona Q 2.

Player: Oh, uh thanks? I just finished the first one. I guess you guys are really putting your all into this next mainline portable Persona.

Atlus: Here is Persona 4 Golden. It has been perfected. Only available on PS Vita!

Player: Wow what a good game. But Sony kind of killed this handheld for no reason. Could we get this on Steam or PS4 maybe?

Atlus: *gets done reading a bullshit article where someone at Square Enix says that an FFVII remake would take 14 years to make* uh... Steam only. Ten years from now. Never PS4 because that would take fourteen years. Be patient. It will come.

Duke Nukem Forever is released. Virtual reality is created. Final Fantasy XV comes out. Kingdom Hearts III comes out. Devil May Cry gets rebooted and then unrebooted. A new Half Life game is made. Dragonball Z finally gets a sequel. Psychonauts 2 is actually funded.

Atlus: Here ya go! *releases P4G on Steam*

Players: Atlus I've been married for ten years. I don't care anymore. Can you release Persona 5 on the switch at least?

Atlus: Hm okay. There will be a big announcement for P5S. *winks* you know what P5S is right? Of course what else could it be but... PERSONA 5 ON THE SWITCH. PERSONA 5 STRIKERS.

Player: What!? You son of a bi-

Atlus: Also here is Persona 4 on the switch.

Player: No way. Finally?

Atlus: PERSONA 4 ARENA ULTIMAX BABY

P3P sucked

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