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ScofieldReturns 12/11/21 7:56:07 PM #1: |
in my sexy voice: "are you down" --- http://i.imgur.com/QPgN9.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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monkmith 12/11/21 7:56:38 PM #2: |
pull out the sex helmet. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Middle hope 12/11/21 7:57:42 PM #3: |
I have them 3 consent forms while being video and audio recorded while in the presence of my lawyer. Naturally I have them take a mental health screening before hand so it is shown they are in the right state of mind. --- https://imgur.com/iQep35u https://i.imgur.com/PmX8smn.gif https://i.imgur.com/mwTy0iF.gif https://i.imgur.com/FCER80e.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jefejonny 12/11/21 7:58:37 PM #4: |
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nothanks1 12/11/21 7:58:43 PM #5: |
Wanna have sex? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Drpooplol 12/11/21 7:58:51 PM #6: |
"is this okay, do you wanna do this?" I wanna make sure i get enthusiastic consent, and I find that works well. --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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IfGodCouldDie 12/11/21 8:03:45 PM #7: |
I don't. I lay there and let them have their way with me. --- All posters and events depicted in this post are entirely fictitious. Any similarity to actual events or posters, living or dead, is purely coincidental. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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furb 12/11/21 8:04:38 PM #8: |
Seriously you just ask. Drpooplol posted... "is this okay, do you wanna do this?" This. Or some variation. --- You know how fads are. Today it's brains, tomorrow, pierced tongues. Then the next day, pierced brains. -Jane Lane ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CyricZ 12/11/21 8:04:45 PM #9: |
Cymbals. --- CyricZ He/him ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smiffwilm 12/11/21 8:07:13 PM #10: |
Middle hope posted... I have them 3 consent forms while being video and audio recorded while in the presence of my lawyer.Why bother with the screening? If they were to say yes, that clearly proves they are not. --- My Mario Maker 2 ID is 6RG-5XK-JCG ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ArchHero 12/11/21 8:09:59 PM #11: |
Before sex, not during. -_- --- GF, a veritable utopia where pro-LGBT posts are deleted. hey Brad's score is still on there. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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B18Champ 12/11/21 8:10:04 PM #12: |
They have to first sign a love contract. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The Popo 12/11/21 8:14:16 PM #13: |
Go over one of these. Ideally, lawyers for both parties are present. And sexy. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/4/5/AAEqD0AACr4t.jpg --- Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ar0ge 12/11/21 8:15:58 PM #14: |
nothanks1 posted... Wanna have sex? This. At least now that I'm married. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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toreysback 12/11/21 8:17:09 PM #15: |
pretty please with sugar on top? --- The Aztecs invented the vacation ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BilalPowell 12/11/21 8:18:09 PM #16: |
Bring out the 50 page packet prepared by a lawyer --- Former #1 Birmingham Iron Fan. RIP AAF ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dakimakura 12/11/21 8:18:27 PM #17: |
Just write about it before the sexual act in your next made up post. --- The greatest Warcraft hero ever my queen the black lady Sylvanas Windrunner: https://i.imgur.com/J9Vhyjv.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turbam 12/11/21 8:20:42 PM #18: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/5/2/AAb2oJAABUb8.jpg --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wiiking96 12/11/21 8:21:06 PM #19: |
Serious answer. First ask them if they consent to sexy funtimes. If they say yes, have them clarify what is off-limits, if anything (most people arent in to BDSM, at least). Then make it very clear that if they want to stop at any point during the funtimes, to just say so. Oh, and confirm what types of contraception you and your partner will be using. EDIT: The consent form posted above is pretty slick, tho. --- We should strive to create a world of love and compassion. It may take a lot of time and effort, but it can be done. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gaminggamer13 12/11/21 8:32:42 PM #20: |
Ask them if they're interested in drinking some tea right now. Cause tea is like sex. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jiek_Fafn 12/11/21 8:37:45 PM #21: |
Asking out loud is cringey I pantomime what I'd like to do. Then nod and point at her. If she is interested she will nod in agreement. Then I walk to the other side of the bar to go escort her to my car or wait for my uber. --- I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VigorouslySwish 12/11/21 8:39:43 PM #22: |
sign here please and I will need a voice recording as well --- i'm just some guy yellin' about apple sauce ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Simp 12/11/21 8:39:56 PM #23: |
I don't. Have sex, I mean. --- Faceless goofus in a sea of alts ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wiiking96 12/11/21 8:42:04 PM #24: |
Simp posted... I don't.Real men and women play Nintendo games and shitpost on GameFAQs. --- We should strive to create a world of love and compassion. It may take a lot of time and effort, but it can be done. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smiffwilm 12/11/21 9:38:30 PM #25: |
Simp posted... I don't.Username checks out. --- My Mario Maker 2 ID is 6RG-5XK-JCG ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Alucard188 12/11/21 9:39:48 PM #27: |
I start clapping and see if she claps back. --- Face it Cloud is a gaming icon and has appered in lots of games while mario has only appeared in 2 games sunshine and 64~xSlashbomBx ... Copied to Clipboard!
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joe40001 12/11/21 9:40:08 PM #28: |
Simp posted... I don't. Me too! --- "joe is attractive and quite the brilliant poster" - Seiichi Omori http://i.imgur.com/TheGsZ9.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Drpooplol 12/11/21 10:00:26 PM #29: |
Jiek_Fafn posted... Asking out loud is cringeyVerbal consent isn't cringey you fucking creep --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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hitokoriX 12/11/21 10:12:58 PM #30: |
Kinda depends. Someone I just met or haven't been in a relationship a while is probably gonna get a more straightforward question. Always read the situation though, there are exceptions everywhere. That being said, been getting it in for 12 years and never had any issues with consent ever. --- Would you follow a blind man? I would if I was in the dark ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RetsuZaiZen 12/11/21 10:13:37 PM #31: |
Alucard188 posted... I start clapping and see if she claps back.Only thing clapping is her cheeks --- Why do nerds always get caught up on the details? Michael Jordan is both the greatest and most overrated basketball player of all time. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AdrianBeterson 12/11/21 10:16:55 PM #32: |
While you're in the heat of things making out and aggressively tearing each other's clothes off, take an immediate pause in the middle of it and stare directly into your partners eyes and ask, "do I have your consent to have sexual intercourse with you?" That is the only way to get consent. --- https://imgur.com/EvtcK3P ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mistere Man 12/12/21 12:28:11 AM #34: |
Something like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQTV2FVL8jw Works every time! --- Water+Fall=Radiation. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Drpooplol 12/12/21 11:51:09 AM #35: |
[LFAQs-redacted-quote] I've heard this from too many lady friends/partners :( --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Flockaveli 12/12/21 11:56:55 AM #36: |
Baby can I put this dick in you. --- The Handsomest Man in O-Town. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Trumble 12/12/21 12:06:53 PM #37: |
"You are a barrel roll. May I press Z or R twice to do you?" --- Must be between 5 and 80 characters, cannot contain special characters or Trumbles or be in ALL CAPS. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Trumble 12/12/21 12:09:19 PM #38: |
[LFAQs-redacted-quote] I'm not sure how to word this in a way that doesn't come across slightly insensitive so I'll spoiler it just in case, but --- Must be between 5 and 80 characters, cannot contain special characters or Trumbles or be in ALL CAPS. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SauI_Goodman 12/12/21 12:13:50 PM #39: |
Do you consent --- If you can see this message it's a wonder why it hasn't been modded yet by the snowflakes. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Irony 12/12/21 12:14:46 PM #40: |
Have my lawyer watch the whole thing --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 12/12/21 12:15:40 PM #41: |
The Popo posted... Go over one of these. Ideally, lawyers for both parties are present. And sexy.only 3 pages? Barbarian --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KeeperOfShadows 12/12/21 12:17:52 PM #42: |
Never had to. We typically make it fairly clear what's going on through body language. --- Currently playing: DFFOO, FFBE - 437,696,421 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turtlebread 12/12/21 12:25:05 PM #43: |
The last time I asked for consent verbally she was immediately turned off and we went to sleep. We had sex the morning after and this time I didnt ask anything. So naturally my advice is to ask for consent but be prepared to wait until the next morning when shes horny again. --- http://i.imgur.com/yCW15Zn.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheOnionKnight 12/12/21 12:55:54 PM #44: |
Open communication honestly is a turn-on for me. When I'm hooking up with someone for the first time, I'll definitely have a blunt conversation about boundaries, where I explicitly tell them to tell me what they like and what they don't like. I also like to tease my partners until they're begging for sex, in which case they're asking me for consent. =P --- The owls are not what they seem. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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