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ScofieldReturns
12/11/21 7:56:07 PM
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in my sexy voice: "are you down"

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monkmith
12/11/21 7:56:38 PM
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pull out the sex helmet.

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Middle hope
12/11/21 7:57:42 PM
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I have them 3 consent forms while being video and audio recorded while in the presence of my lawyer.

Naturally I have them take a mental health screening before hand so it is shown they are in the right state of mind.

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Jefejonny
12/11/21 7:58:37 PM
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nothanks1
12/11/21 7:58:43 PM
#5:


Wanna have sex?
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Drpooplol
12/11/21 7:58:51 PM
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"is this okay, do you wanna do this?"

I wanna make sure i get enthusiastic consent, and I find that works well.

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IfGodCouldDie
12/11/21 8:03:45 PM
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I don't. I lay there and let them have their way with me.

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furb
12/11/21 8:04:38 PM
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Seriously you just ask.
Drpooplol posted...
"is this okay, do you wanna do this?"

I wanna make sure i get enthusiastic consent, and I find that works well.

This. Or some variation.

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CyricZ
12/11/21 8:04:45 PM
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Cymbals.

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Smiffwilm
12/11/21 8:07:13 PM
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Middle hope posted...
I have them 3 consent forms while being video and audio recorded while in the presence of my lawyer.

Naturally I have them take a mental health screening before hand so it is shown they are in the right state of mind.
Why bother with the screening? If they were to say yes, that clearly proves they are not.

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ArchHero
12/11/21 8:09:59 PM
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Before sex, not during. -_-

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B18Champ
12/11/21 8:10:04 PM
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They have to first sign a love contract.
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The Popo
12/11/21 8:14:16 PM
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Go over one of these. Ideally, lawyers for both parties are present. And sexy.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/4/5/AAEqD0AACr4t.jpg

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Ar0ge
12/11/21 8:15:58 PM
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nothanks1 posted...
Wanna have sex?

This. At least now that I'm married.
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toreysback
12/11/21 8:17:09 PM
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pretty please with sugar on top?

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BilalPowell
12/11/21 8:18:09 PM
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Bring out the 50 page packet prepared by a lawyer

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Dakimakura
12/11/21 8:18:27 PM
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Just write about it before the sexual act in your next made up post.

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Turbam
12/11/21 8:20:42 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/5/2/AAb2oJAABUb8.jpg

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wiiking96
12/11/21 8:21:06 PM
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Serious answer. First ask them if they consent to sexy funtimes. If they say yes, have them clarify what is off-limits, if anything (most people arent in to BDSM, at least). Then make it very clear that if they want to stop at any point during the funtimes, to just say so.

Oh, and confirm what types of contraception you and your partner will be using.

EDIT: The consent form posted above is pretty slick, tho.

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gaminggamer13
12/11/21 8:32:42 PM
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Ask them if they're interested in drinking some tea right now. Cause tea is like sex.
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Jiek_Fafn
12/11/21 8:37:45 PM
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Asking out loud is cringey
I pantomime what I'd like to do. Then nod and point at her. If she is interested she will nod in agreement. Then I walk to the other side of the bar to go escort her to my car or wait for my uber.

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VigorouslySwish
12/11/21 8:39:43 PM
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sign here please and I will need a voice recording as well

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Simp
12/11/21 8:39:56 PM
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I don't.

Have sex, I mean.

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wiiking96
12/11/21 8:42:04 PM
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Simp posted...
I don't.

Have sex, I mean.
Real men and women play Nintendo games and shitpost on GameFAQs.

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Smiffwilm
12/11/21 9:38:30 PM
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Simp posted...
I don't.

Have sex, I mean.
Username checks out.

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Alucard188
12/11/21 9:39:48 PM
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I start clapping and see if she claps back.

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joe40001
12/11/21 9:40:08 PM
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Simp posted...
I don't.

Have sex, I mean.

Me too!

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Drpooplol
12/11/21 10:00:26 PM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
Asking out loud is cringey
I pantomime what I'd like to do. Then nod and point at her. If she is interested she will nod in agreement. Then I walk to the other side of the bar to go escort her to my car or wait for my uber.
Verbal consent isn't cringey you fucking creep

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hitokoriX
12/11/21 10:12:58 PM
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Kinda depends. Someone I just met or haven't been in a relationship a while is probably gonna get a more straightforward question. Always read the situation though, there are exceptions everywhere. That being said, been getting it in for 12 years and never had any issues with consent ever.

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RetsuZaiZen
12/11/21 10:13:37 PM
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Alucard188 posted...
I start clapping and see if she claps back.
Only thing clapping is her cheeks

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AdrianBeterson
12/11/21 10:16:55 PM
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While you're in the heat of things making out and aggressively tearing each other's clothes off, take an immediate pause in the middle of it and stare directly into your partners eyes and ask, "do I have your consent to have sexual intercourse with you?"

That is the only way to get consent.

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Mistere Man
12/12/21 12:28:11 AM
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Something like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQTV2FVL8jw

Works every time!

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Drpooplol
12/12/21 11:51:09 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I've heard this from too many lady friends/partners :(

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Flockaveli
12/12/21 11:56:55 AM
#36:


Baby can I put this dick in you.

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Trumble
12/12/21 12:06:53 PM
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"You are a barrel roll. May I press Z or R twice to do you?"

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Trumble
12/12/21 12:09:19 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I'm not sure how to word this in a way that doesn't come across slightly insensitive so I'll spoiler it just in case, but

If it's a situation where someone's scared to say no, is it really going to matter if the other person asks? If anything, would the person afraid to say no, not likely just end up saying "yes" here despite not meaning it, and thus the other person feel even *more* confident they're doing nothing wrong? The only time where I could see this making a difference is with people who do trust each other but where they've misunderstood each other's intentions.

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SauI_Goodman
12/12/21 12:13:50 PM
#39:


Do you consent

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Irony
12/12/21 12:14:46 PM
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Have my lawyer watch the whole thing

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UnfairRepresent
12/12/21 12:15:40 PM
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The Popo posted...
Go over one of these. Ideally, lawyers for both parties are present. And sexy.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/4/5/AAEqD0AACr4t.jpg
only 3 pages?

Barbarian

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KeeperOfShadows
12/12/21 12:17:52 PM
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Never had to. We typically make it fairly clear what's going on through body language.

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Turtlebread
12/12/21 12:25:05 PM
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The last time I asked for consent verbally she was immediately turned off and we went to sleep. We had sex the morning after and this time I didnt ask anything.

So naturally my advice is to ask for consent but be prepared to wait until the next morning when shes horny again.

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TheOnionKnight
12/12/21 12:55:54 PM
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Open communication honestly is a turn-on for me. When I'm hooking up with someone for the first time, I'll definitely have a blunt conversation about boundaries, where I explicitly tell them to tell me what they like and what they don't like. I also like to tease my partners until they're begging for sex, in which case they're asking me for consent. =P

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