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SrRd_RacinG
12/11/21 9:28:06 AM
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You: ...?

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Jabodie
12/11/21 9:29:06 AM
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Ezekiel 23:20

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rodu_jr
12/11/21 9:31:43 AM
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water water everywhere, lets have a drink
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au_gold
12/11/21 9:32:35 AM
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https://youtu.be/_Bv5z2M9M-4

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hockeybub89
12/11/21 9:33:00 AM
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the wedding at Cana

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Metal_Bug
12/11/21 9:33:02 AM
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You're not my type.
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NeoShadowhen
12/11/21 9:33:04 AM
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Jabodie posted...
Ezekiel 23:20

Nice
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cuttin_in_farm
12/11/21 9:35:27 AM
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Jabodie posted...
Ezekiel 23:20

Bro, you posted a minute after the OP.

Did you have that one memorized?

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Jabodie
12/11/21 9:37:27 AM
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cuttin_in_farm posted...
Bro, you posted a minute after the OP.

Did you have that one memorized?
Uh of- of course not.

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gunplagirl
12/11/21 9:39:13 AM
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Psalm 137:9

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BlakPeppa
12/11/21 9:39:48 AM
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Jabodie posted...
Ezekiel 23:20

Jabodie posted...
Uh of- of course not.

Don't lie. And nice. I'm remembering this one.

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Dakimakura
12/11/21 9:39:51 AM
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idk teach me

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gunplagirl
12/11/21 9:39:54 AM
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cuttin_in_farm posted...
Bro, you posted a minute after the OP.

Did you have that one memorized?
It's a pretty common meme one so I at least remembered it's Ezekiel.

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BlakPeppa
12/11/21 9:41:31 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
Psalm 137:9

Well got damn. >_< The bible man, aggressive.

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Rioushu
12/11/21 9:43:16 AM
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SrRd_RacinG posted...
You: ...?
Pretty much

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gunplagirl
12/11/21 9:46:36 AM
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BlakPeppa posted...
Well got damn. >_< The bible man, aggressive.
I mean hell. Back in the day, Romans in particular would leave deformed newborns in the hills to die or get eaten by the wolves.

Of course, long before that two infants were rescued by a wolf and the wolf milk made them strong and wise and then they founded Rome.

What I'm saying is, mythology is fucking bonkers and that until the last half millennium, humanity has also been pretty awful.

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DrizztLink
12/11/21 9:50:25 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
until the last half millennium, humanity has also been pretty awful.
I feel like there's a whole mess of things in the last half millennium that are also pretty awful.

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rexcrk
12/11/21 9:54:34 AM
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I just bash the spider with the book instead.

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segasaturn
12/11/21 9:55:22 AM
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Austin 3:16.

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Foppe
12/11/21 9:56:19 AM
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Judges 19:29-30.

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Juhanor
12/11/21 9:56:27 AM
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John 3:18
Matthew 19:24
Matthew 15:32-39
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bladegash
12/11/21 9:58:37 AM
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song of solomon 7:3

your breasts are like two fawns, twins of a gazelle

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gunplagirl
12/11/21 10:01:54 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
I feel like there's a whole mess of things in the last half millennium that are also pretty awful.
We got too good at killing in the last century, even. Enough nuclear arms to destroy the entire surface of the planet several times over and even mess up satellites.

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noobody1
12/11/21 10:14:43 AM
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2 Kings 2:24
He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.

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The_Korey
12/11/21 10:15:25 AM
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Jesus wept.

Kry, bitch!

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IShall_Run_Amok
12/11/21 10:16:04 AM
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The ones where Jesus says rich people don't go to heaven.

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Kimbos_Egg
12/11/21 10:22:57 AM
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Austin: 3:16

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lilORANG
12/11/21 10:24:05 AM
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The one where Jesus says we can eat shellfish because we poop it out.

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Damn_Underscore
12/11/21 10:26:46 AM
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2 Samuel 12

I also like a lot of Gospel verses

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WilliamPorygon
12/11/21 10:35:51 AM
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Um...

Genesis 1:1? \_()_/

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SrRd_RacinG
12/11/21 12:13:30 PM
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More.

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HylianFox
12/11/21 12:21:27 PM
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"A man shall not suffer a woman to speak"

or however that one goes

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Turbam
12/11/21 12:22:51 PM
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"I just whipped your ass"

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Criminalt
12/11/21 12:25:21 PM
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"There once was a man from Nantucket..."

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Heartomaton
12/11/21 12:31:19 PM
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Toss up between:

Wives, submit to your husbands as to the Lord. (Ephesians 5:22)

and

Slaves, submit yourselves to your masters with all respect, not only to the good and gentle but also to the cruel. (1 Peter 2:18)

Two things that no one in their right mind should ever say or believe, yet here they are in one of the mode widespread religious texts.

Bit unfortunate, that.

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Criminalt
12/11/21 12:37:17 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
Toss up between:

Wives, submit to your husbands as to the Lord. (Ephesians 5:22)

and

Slaves, submit yourselves to your masters with all respect, not only to the good and gentle but also to the cruel. (1 Peter 2:18)

Two things that no one in their right mind should ever say or believe, yet here they are in one of the mode widespread religious texts.

Bit unfortunate, that.
Sounds like Paul liked cashing in on the benefits of his Roman citizenship and was careful to avoid challenging the imperial authorities with any revolutionary nonsense about freeing slaves. A solidly pro-system suck-ass.

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LincolnDuncan
12/11/21 12:40:24 PM
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What's the one that says "I just whooped your ass"

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kingdrake2
12/11/21 12:53:20 PM
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https://youtu.be/uF2DPb_2LIQ?t=6

i prefer these bible verses.

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Bishop_Hastur
12/11/21 1:59:27 PM
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Leviticus 25:35
"If any of your people become poor and unable to support themselves, you must help them, just as you are supposed to help foreigners who live among you."

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AngelicRadiance
12/11/21 2:00:31 PM
#40:


Turbam posted...
"I just whipped your ass"
Austin 3:16 I believe

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Trumble
12/11/21 2:01:16 PM
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Kevin 4:20-21
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But despite all his effort, John came merely fifth, and won only a toaster.

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SrRd_RacinG
12/12/21 4:12:40 PM
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The one where you shouldn't fuck your neighbor's wife.

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Smackems
12/12/21 4:15:41 PM
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I like the part where they get they fuck on and they be begotting the SHIT out of each other. Begotting like rabbits

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HylianFox
12/12/21 4:16:34 PM
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SrRd_RacinG posted...
The one where you shouldn't fuck your neighbor's wife.

But if you don't impregnate your dead brother's wife, God will strike you dead.

RIP Onan

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Bishop9800
12/12/21 4:18:09 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/4/1/AAB1wnAACsFJ.jpg

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Zikten
12/12/21 4:41:44 PM
#46:


gunplagirl posted...

I mean hell. Back in the day, Romans in particular would leave deformed newborns in the hills to die or get eaten by the wolves.

Of course, long before that two infants were rescued by a wolf and the wolf milk made them strong and wise and then they founded Rome.

What I'm saying is, mythology is fucking bonkers and that until the last half millennium, humanity has also been pretty awful.

Why did they leave babies to die when in their own founding myth, babies left to die, founded their city?

Either they didn't learn anything from the myth, or they thought "if enough babies get sent to the wolves, maybe one day one of then will build another city "
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Smackems
12/12/21 4:43:43 PM
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Zikten posted...
Why did they leave babies to die when in their own founding myth, babies left to die, founded their city?

Either they didn't learn anything from the myth, or they thought "if enough babies get sent to the wolves, maybe one day one of then will build another city "
I dunno how true the first part of that is, but religious people don't actually tend to hold to what they say they believe when the shit goes down. A lot of them anyway

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Slayer_22
12/12/21 4:45:44 PM
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Austin 3:16

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