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ArchHero
12/08/21 10:28:30 AM
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How is this possible? We all know Jesus didn't exist but The Beatles did.

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JimmyFraska
12/08/21 10:31:48 AM
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But Jesus lived and the Beatles will al eventually be dead
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Solar_Crimson
12/08/21 10:33:16 AM
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It's crazy how this utterly tanked the Beatles' popularity in the US, even though it was said in an UK interview.

Even more crazy that it played a part in John Lennon's murder.

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JlM
12/08/21 10:33:58 AM
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Well yeah, because there's four of them and Jesus was, famously, not over twenty feet tall.


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AldousIsDead
12/08/21 10:35:13 AM
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JlM posted...
Well yeah, because there's four of them and Jesus was, famously, not over twenty feet tall.
Only in the synoptic gospels.

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IndustrialTrudg
12/08/21 10:36:27 AM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
It's crazy how this utterly tanked the Beatles' popularity in the US, even though it was said in an UK interview.

Even more crazy that it played a part in John Lennon's murder.

I like how despite that they're still by far the most succesful rock group of all time.

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IShall_Run_Amok
12/08/21 10:37:43 AM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
It's crazy how this utterly tanked the Beatles' popularity in the US, even though it was said in an UK interview.

Even more crazy that it played a part in John Lennon's murder.
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Thompson
12/08/21 10:46:12 AM
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It's true.

The Beatles were four people, Jesus was one person. Stack the four on top of each other, set them side by side, or form them in a line; they all exceed Jesus' dimensions.

Hence, The Beatles are, as a whole, bigger than Jesus.

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masterpug53
12/08/21 11:02:54 AM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
It's crazy how this utterly tanked the Beatles' popularity in the US, even though it was said in an UK interview.

A necessary reminder that 'cancel culture' A) is far from a new phenomenon, and B) always has been and always will be perpetuated almost exclusively by the very people who are currently whining the most about it.


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VipaGTS
12/08/21 11:13:58 AM
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Jesus is one person and the Beatles are 4 people. 4 > 1. Its simple science.

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itachi15243
12/08/21 11:22:37 AM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
It's crazy how this utterly tanked the Beatles' popularity in the US, even though it was said in an UK interview.

Even more crazy that it played a part in John Lennon's murder.

Yeah it isn't that crazy when you realized it didn't get the US responses when it was published in the UK only, but when republished in the US.

There's also more to the statement.

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eston
12/08/21 11:27:53 AM
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