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OliviaWildThing
12/07/21 10:59:36 PM
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super lucky
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Kakapo
12/07/21 11:01:55 PM
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True, but some have them have received mine.

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Alteres
12/07/21 11:02:39 PM
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@whiskeydisk

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Spiderman23JII
12/07/21 11:08:29 PM
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Kakapo posted...
True, but some have them have received mine.

beat me to it

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Kakapo
12/07/21 11:16:27 PM
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Spiderman23JII posted...
beat me to it
What can I say, Im a big softy

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Heartomaton
12/07/21 11:32:08 PM
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Well, not from you, anyway.

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nfearurspecimn
12/07/21 11:33:04 PM
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I thought women could get something like that actually.

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CinderLock
12/07/21 11:37:01 PM
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Alteres posted...
@whiskeydisk
He's been banned for awhile now. Went through some big meltdowns.

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Lanzol
12/07/21 11:37:37 PM
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girls get their own version of it lmao
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Arcanine2009
12/10/21 2:35:22 AM
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Lanzol posted...
girls get their own version of it lmao
whisky clit? I guess if they are absolute shit faced.. Though they at least get really horny

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DocDelicious
12/10/21 2:37:41 AM
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I know this might shock some of you but, dehydration effects both sexes.

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gunplagirl
12/10/21 2:39:19 AM
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Plenty of girls have dicks.

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hitokoriX
12/10/21 2:40:11 AM
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DocDelicious posted...
I know this might shock some of you but, dehydration effects both sexes.

Yeah but it hits chicks different.

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DocDelicious
12/10/21 2:43:00 AM
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hitokoriX posted...
Yeah but it hits chicks different.

Not really? Reduced blood flow, less lubrication, yadda yadda.

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Turtlebread
12/10/21 2:44:48 AM
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DocDelicious posted...
Not really? Reduced blood flow, less lubrication, yadda yadda.

are you aware of how sex works

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DocDelicious
12/10/21 2:48:51 AM
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Turtlebread posted...
are you aware of how sex works

Yes, are you?

When you are hydrated, not only are you better lubricated but there is more blood flow to your nether regions

https://www.femina.in/relationships/love-sex/how-water-helps-your-sex-life-24766.html

https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/does-alcohol-dehydrate-you

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Turtlebread
12/10/21 2:53:55 AM
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An erection is necessary for sex, a lack of lube can be solved with spit.

The more you know.


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zinezinzadan
12/10/21 2:58:58 AM
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DocDelicious posted...
I know this might shock some of you but, dehydration effects both sexes.
I'd like to share my personal experience and hope it isn't weird/cringey to talk about real life on here..

I met a girl whose name I'll keep secretive. She was a very beautiful hispanic woman, skinny, and aged 27 at the time. When I say beautiful, I mean she was smoking hot... I made it clear I wanted something serious and she said that shes been asking the universe for a man like me because shes also looking for serious dating and eventual marriage in the future. At the end of our first date, she asked me to go inside her home... I said no, I said that I don't think it would be appropriate on our first date. I also then told her that i was put off by the fact that she smokes marijuana daily and I just didn't see this working out, but I wanted to be a gentleman and have transparency. She started crying because she said she doesn't want to, but shes had a rough childhood and she is a good person. We ended up kissing in the car before she walked out.

Date number 2. It was fun, I gave it a chance even though I didn't like some of her personal choices and past experiences. (I base my attraction to women solely on what kind of a mother they would be in raising my future children). I just couldn't get out of my head that she was doing Acid and ecstasy back in her younger days and now shes daily using vape pens with Marijuana, I mean all that shit is so unattractive. You're fucking 27, act like it. And if any men in this topic wonder how to get the hottest girls you meet in life, maybe you can learn something from this. Watch what happens next: At the end of our date, I once again stated i was looking for something serious and I don't think it would be appropriate to go inside on our second date. She gave me this puppy eyes look and really convinced me to go inside. So i went inside, she introduced me to her super cute cat (I still miss the cat :/), everything was great, until I became really horny making out with her. She brought me into her bedroom and gave me the best blow job I ever had in my life... It was unbelievable, she was making eye contact with me the whole time, and her light brown eyes and dark hair combo with her sort of "mean" look was so gorgeous. So you guessed it... We ended up having sex.

I went home and i was kind of pissed. Because I felt guilty, thats not me.... Kind of like the saying, dipshit rubs off. Hanging around idiots, well guess what you'll become. Thats why they always tell you to hang around millionaires. If you don't believe this, take it from a grown man, it's fucking true. SO I told her this. I asked her why she didn't respect me when i said i didnt want sexual relations too soon. her only response was "it takes 2 to tango" which is a typical narcissistic response of someone who never admits guilt. You invited me into your home, you started kissing me and rubbing my cock. But sure, it takes 2..

So me being the idiot that I am, I decide to invite her to my party I was hosting a couple weeks later. So at the time I'm a guy in his mid 20's, I have a cool house, a bunch of chicks and my friends were all there. The hispanic woman i was with had drank heavily that night.. She brought 2 of her hispanic friends with her, and lmao they are funny. If you don't have experience with hispanic women, you're missing out. They were calling her a pussy for throwing up and they were yelling all this funny shit. So this is where this story connects all the dots of me replying to the above user on dehydration. My girl that night drank alot, I mean it. She puked, and she was passed out on my sofa. When everyone left, I finally brought her upstairs and she acted normal... As if she wasn't drunk anymore. She began kissing me and gave me oral sex. At which point we ended up having intercourse. Despite me drinking heavily, and watching her also have 7-10 drinks, this woman was insanely wet, to the point that she was dripping everywhere. The moisture was all over my thighs. That woman was something else...

So no, dehydration doesn't effect both sexes. Someone in here might ask why I shared the story of how her and I met? 2 reasons. I want to teach young men that being cool and passive, not aggressive, is how women become crazy for you. That model looking girl at the club will never want you if you look desperate, and approach them, and shoot your shot. It just doesnt work 9 times out of 10. Second reason, I really wanted to vent about her for a year now and I just never have... I wish I never let her go. It's a fucked up feeling when you let someone go because you don't think they are on your level, but later you miss them because you know they were fun, and if only you could look over their past actions, they might actually be your perfect wife. Life really isn't fun... It just gets sad the older you get.

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JKwaffle
12/10/21 3:02:06 AM
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zinezinzadan posted...

WTF did I just read.

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Turtlebread
12/10/21 3:02:21 AM
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wtf was that

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zinezinzadan
12/10/21 3:03:40 AM
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Real life and all the regrets of a man at the end of his 20's. I have soooo many more stories we could sit around a fire for many hours. Because guess what, today I'm still single, I thought that none of these women were good enough for me, but now I'm alone.

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Shablagoo
12/10/21 3:08:22 AM
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zinezinzadan posted...


lmao

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hitokoriX
12/10/21 3:11:37 AM
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Yo this man dropped a late night confession forreal

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zinezinzadan
12/10/21 3:12:40 AM
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hitokoriX posted...
Yo this man dropped a late night confession forreal
I ended up deleting it because some people were being dicks. It's a real life story I figured they would be more respectful. "lmao"ing at someones misfortune is just plain scummy.

Also, confession is the wrong term lol. I vented. They're very different terms. I did not confess to anything lmao. That term is used for criminals. Like you stole something so you confess your theft. I vented on a heart break about a woman I broke up with.

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Smackems
12/10/21 3:14:36 AM
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Someone pm me what it said

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Questionmarktarius
12/10/21 3:15:15 AM
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I'd assume that whiskey vag is even worse.
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zinezinzadan
12/10/21 3:16:01 AM
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Smackems posted...
Someone pm me what it said
I met a woman who was super fun, and I let her go because I judged her drug use. A year later, I miss her and regret letting her go.

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Turtlebread
12/10/21 3:16:52 AM
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Nooooo!

that had serious copy pasta potential

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nfearurspecimn
12/10/21 3:17:13 AM
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Turtlebread posted...
Nooooo!

that had serious copy pasta potential
you can still find it somewhere >_>

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zinezinzadan
12/10/21 3:18:21 AM
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Turtlebread posted...
Nooooo!

that had serious copy pasta potential

Again I'm not sure why you think it's appropriate to make fun of someones misfortune, but this is a reminder on why people never share real life on here. Because most of you dont consider the posters feelings, you just care about sharing and making a mockery of people because you're an asshole.

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ScofieldReturns
12/10/21 3:20:01 AM
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that was quite the read....

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zinezinzadan
12/10/21 3:21:03 AM
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ScofieldReturns posted...
that was quite the read....
Hopefully you're not as sad as I am. Hah, I'm still heart broken to this day.

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Smackems
12/10/21 3:24:22 AM
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I read it

You should turn that into a book

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Shablagoo
12/10/21 3:31:17 AM
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I wasnt lmaoing at your misfortune, I was laughing at the weird racism and the judgment of weed smokers which ended up biting you in the ass.

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nfearurspecimn
12/10/21 3:32:37 AM
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I have never had a gf, and for what it's worth, I feel sorry for you, zine.

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JKwaffle
12/10/21 3:45:08 AM
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Shablagoo posted...
I wasnt lmaoing at your misfortune, I was laughing at the weird racism and the judgment of weed smokers which ended up biting you in the ass.
Yeah, this. I feel like you have some things you need to work through dude.


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zinezinzadan
12/10/21 4:18:56 AM
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Smackems posted...
I read it

You should turn that into a book
If a make a million dollars I'm sending you a friendly cheque lol.

nfearurspecimn posted...
I have never had a gf, and for what it's worth, I feel sorry for you, zine.
Thank you. And They'll come with time. Having many partners may look cool to others, but really it's a curse on the inside. I would trade all my experiences for just one woman that wants to marry me and raise beautiful children. So I'd be happy to be young and single, looking for that perfect woman.

Shablagoo posted...
I wasnt lmaoing at your misfortune, I was laughing at the weird racism and the judgment of weed smokers which ended up biting you in the ass.
judgement of weed smokers isn't "weird". The majority of the earths population disagrees with it. Only the youth might be normalizing it, but the youth is the majority of the worlds opinion. Thats why it's an opinion and I'm happy we both have one. Second, racism? What the fuck are you talking about you? Do you even know what racism means? It's a term for individuals that have hatred towards other humans of differential melanin levels ranging of light skin to dark skin. To correlate racism from a guy saying "he finds daily marijuana use as unattractive when looking for a serious relationship in his late 20s" is shockingly weird where you made that idiotic connection because there is no connection. Fuck that might have been the most idiotic thing I ever read.
"If you disagree with drug use you're racist" - CE user Shablagoo & JKWaffle

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Zonbei
12/10/21 4:20:32 AM
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Turtlebread posted...
are you aware of how sex works

apparently you arent. You and a bunch of other people in this topic who have a horrifying lack of knowledge.

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Smackems
12/10/21 4:20:52 AM
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I don't know if this is for real or not

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Zonbei
12/10/21 4:22:05 AM
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zinezinzadan posted...
Having many partners may look cool to others, but really it's a curse on the inside. I would trade all my experiences for just one woman that wants to marry me and raise beautiful children. So I'd be happy to be young and single, looking for that perfect woman.


fucking lol. You monogamous people are an absolute trip.

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nfearurspecimn
12/10/21 4:22:17 AM
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Smackems posted...
I don't know if this is for real or not
that's part of the fun

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haloiscoolisbak
12/10/21 4:49:37 AM
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Actual wake n bake, erryday type stoners would objectively make bad partners

Like I don't even see why it's controversial to say that unless you think weed isn't actually a drug

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greyfox747
12/10/21 4:54:03 AM
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now this is a melty

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Turtlebread
12/10/21 5:17:29 AM
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Zonbei posted...
apparently you arent. You and a bunch of other people in this topic who have a horrifying lack of knowledge.


sex: 1
zonbei : 0

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Shablagoo
12/10/21 5:39:25 AM
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zinezinzadan posted...
Second, racism? What the f*** are you talking about you? Do you even know what racism means? It's a term for individuals that have hatred towards other humans of differential melanin levels ranging of light skin to dark skin. To correlate racism from a guy saying "he finds daily marijuana use as unattractive when looking for a serious relationship in his late 20s" is shockingly weird where you made that idiotic connection because there is no connection. f*** that might have been the most idiotic thing I ever read.
"If you disagree with drug use you're racist" - CE user Shablagoo & JKWaffle

Referring to all women of a particular ethnicity as a singular bloc is the racism I was talking about.

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Zonbei
12/10/21 10:09:31 AM
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Turtlebread posted...
sex: 1
zonbei : 0

I want to just really spell out what just happened:

someone: women actually do get performance issues from drinking. (Correct; less lubrication is one effect, another is the lack of blood flow and other effects of arousal, the exact things that make sex both pleasurable and not painful for a person with a vagina.)
You: you dont know how sex works do you? (Displaying that you either dont know how sex works or think you can just spit on (or being charitable to you, use lube) a dry, unaroused pussy and be good to go, which is wildly incorrect and truly horrifying)
me: no youre definitely the one who doesnt know how sex works (see above)
you: NO U, YOUVE NEVER HAD SEX OR SOMETHING, UNCLEAR BECAUSE I USED SOME WEIRD SCOREKEEPING MEME WHERE SOMEHOW SEX ITSELF WON A POINT OVER YOU

summary: this is all extremely funny and youre not very good at anything.

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Zonbei
12/10/21 10:21:58 AM
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Turtlebread posted...
An erection is necessary for sex, a lack of lube can be solved with spit.

The more you know.

I was too hasty with my charity, clearly.

spit does not solve a lack of lube. Spit is not a good lubricant. It becomes less slippery and more sticky and abrasive very quickly. At best, it helps things along until natural lubrication kicks in, because you didnt bother getting the person turned on enough before you tried to jam it in. This, of course, is worthless if natural lubrication doesnt kick in due to drinking.

the irony of you accusing other people of not understanding sex is palpable.

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Turtlebread
12/10/21 11:04:10 AM
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Thats a lot of writing to say youre a virgin

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