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viewmaster_pi
12/06/21 1:11:16 AM
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i propose enormous acid pools to dissolve it all

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Xethuminra
12/06/21 1:13:20 AM
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Well, for starters, all that trash needs to be sorted.

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viewmaster_pi
12/06/21 1:13:21 AM
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not bad, not bad. let's get lots of options to mull over

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viewmaster_pi
12/06/21 1:13:57 AM
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maybe we could load trash into concrete tombs and dump them in the ocean like nukes in mgs5

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Xethuminra
12/06/21 1:14:28 AM
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Nobody's sending anything anywhere without knowing exactly what it is. Hence why it's all in a pile somewhere and not getting shoveled into furnace.
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ArchHero
12/06/21 1:16:07 AM
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Xethuminra posted...
Nobody's sending anything anywhere without knowing exactly what it is. Hence why it's all in a pile somewhere and not getting shoveled into furnace.
Yeah you might find One Piece somewhere in there

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viewmaster_pi
12/06/21 1:16:14 AM
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perhaps amazon warehouse workers could sort it all

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Xethuminra
12/06/21 1:24:23 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
perhaps amazon warehouse workers could sort it all
It's considered hazardous material, so probably not. Sounds like a great way to get Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, and the government all in a room together tho. Let's play cut the head off the snake. Revamp waste disposal. Your factories are now money trees!
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UnholyMudcrab
12/06/21 1:29:28 AM
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Put it all on a rocket and blast it into space. I saw it on a documentary once.

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Nukazie
12/06/21 1:34:05 AM
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just download them and empty recycle bin

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specialkid8
12/06/21 1:35:43 AM
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Compact it into bricks and build housing.

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Irony
12/06/21 1:36:24 AM
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Burn it

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viewmaster_pi
12/06/21 1:36:39 AM
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perhaps we could offload a little garbage into each household

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Kakapo
12/06/21 1:42:38 AM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
Put it all on a rocket and blast it into space. I saw it on a documentary once.
Do you want Kessler syndrome? Because thats how you get Kessler syndrome

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Trumble
12/06/21 1:43:27 AM
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Put it up TC's butt.

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Xethuminra
12/06/21 1:43:54 AM
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We never really finished creating the proper infrastructure to recycle everything. That's probably synonymous with steps 1 and 2 tho. Sort & salvage.

How much good am I doing the world by recycling and why do I feel it's unappreciated? I feel like garbage cans should pay me for putting shit with a barcode in it lol
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viewmaster_pi
12/06/21 1:43:57 AM
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hmmm not one of my favorite ideas so far

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MabusIncarnate
12/06/21 1:44:24 AM
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Pour gasoline on it and set it on fire

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Shotgunnova
12/06/21 1:45:23 AM
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Dump it in lava. You get rid of the garbage and it becomes the foundation to a trash-free future. Brilliant!

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viewmaster_pi
12/06/21 1:47:02 AM
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what about creating an artificial black hole just large enough to push all the garbage into

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HA4e
12/06/21 1:47:05 AM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
Put it all on a rocket and blast it into space. I saw it on Futurama.


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UnholyMudcrab
12/06/21 2:00:37 AM
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MabusIncarnate
12/06/21 2:04:02 AM
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Put like 50 million balloons under the trash, then inflate them with helium and it will all float away.

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viewmaster_pi
12/06/21 2:09:06 AM
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i like that idea, a skyfill, a columbia for garbage

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CapnMuffin
12/06/21 2:11:28 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
i like that idea, a skyfill, a columbia for garbage
Strategically place them to block the worst ozone layer holes. A win-win.
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Mistere Man
12/06/21 2:12:47 AM
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Molecular deconstruction and then reconstruction into something new and useful like hookers and blackjack.

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viewmaster_pi
12/06/21 2:14:09 AM
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we could reconstruct it as food

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Norman_Smiley
12/06/21 2:15:34 AM
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What we need is a bigger, deeper hole.straight to the mantle.

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Xethuminra
12/06/21 2:16:17 AM
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Hey

Maybe the people in charge aren't doing such a good job. I mean, does someone own my trash?
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MabusIncarnate
12/06/21 2:17:31 AM
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The Grand Canyon is pretty big, right? Sounds like The Grand Dumpster to me.

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Mistere Man
12/06/21 2:19:37 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
we could reconstruct it as food
Are you mad? We are facing a huge hookers and blackjack shortage!

THINK OF THE GREATER GOOD INSTEAD OF YOUR OWN GLUTTONY!!!

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viewmaster_pi
12/06/21 2:21:04 AM
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i guess we could do a The Fly-type situation and teleport cute girls and garbage at the same time and see what comes out

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Strider102
12/06/21 2:21:43 AM
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We create a time machine, put all the trash in said time machine and send the trash back around....80 million years into the past.

It no longer is our problem, most of it will get destroyed by the meteor/comet that hit the Earth and the rest will degrade until nothing is left.

Problem solved.

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Smashingpmkns
12/06/21 2:22:50 AM
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Has anyone suggested just throwing all that trash away? Seems like a simple enough solution.
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Mistere Man
12/06/21 2:26:19 AM
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Strider102 posted...
We create a time machine, put all the trash in said time machine and send the trash back around....80 million years into the past.

It no longer is our problem, most of it will get destroyed by the meteor/comet that hit the Earth and the rest will degrade until nothing is left.

Problem solved.
Eventually we will send so much trash to the past the comet will land in a giant trash pile and the dinosaurs will survive and now we are replaced by dinosaur human hybrids as obviously they would mate as thanks for saving them! And the dad from step brothers can finally really be a Tyrannosaurus rex! This is perfect and there are no flaws to this plan! It is perfect!

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Strider102
12/06/21 2:28:13 AM
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Mistere Man posted...
Eventually we will send so much trash to the past the comet will land in a giant trash pile and the dinosaurs will survive and now we are replaced by dinosaur human hybrids as obviously they would mate as thanks for saving them! And the dad from step brothers can finally really be a Tyrannosaurus rex! This is perfect and there are no flaws to this plan! It is perfect!

I'm just looking out for the human race. We'll be better then we are now.

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Xethuminra
12/06/21 2:29:17 AM
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Strider102 posted...
I'm just looking out for the human race. We'll be better then we are now.
Why did you feel that needs to be said?

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Strider102
12/06/21 2:31:01 AM
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Xethuminra posted...
Why did you feel that needs to be said?

#thisisgamefaqs

Idunno

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Mistere Man
12/06/21 2:31:06 AM
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Strider102 posted...
I'm just looking out for the human race. We'll be better then we are now.
Hey you are preaching to the dinosaur human choir that is singing your praises!

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Xethuminra
12/06/21 2:34:22 AM
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Well

Looking out for the human race and being one of the good ones sound swell from where I stand. Why don't we make that a priority and then go from there? Who wants to join the League of Good Guys? Is there not such a thing? That would be truly unfortunate.
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Mistere Man
12/06/21 2:35:31 AM
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#41 Message deleted?

So you are saying we should delete the message of reduce reuse and recycle and just embrace our trash and live as one with it like Oscar the Grouch does to find true harmony?

I still like the dinohumans idea better!

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viewmaster_pi
12/06/21 2:36:01 AM
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the league of extraordinary garbagemen

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Strider102
12/06/21 2:36:45 AM
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Xethuminra posted...
Well

Looking out for the human race and being one of the good ones sound swell from where I stand. Why don't we make that a priority and then go from there? Who wants to join the League of Good Guys? Is there not such a thing? That would be truly unfortunate.

Well, who said we'd be "good guys"? For all we know that evolutionary change could rapidly accelerate our technological advances and we'd be like the Saiyans, only we'd be Dinohybrids.

Humosaurs, scourge of the galaxy.

No, the universe!!!

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Xethuminra
12/06/21 2:37:43 AM
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So, you don't want to be a good guy?
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Mistere Man
12/06/21 2:38:43 AM
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Xethuminra posted...
So, you don't want to be a good guy?
Good? Bad? I'm the Dino guy with the gun!

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Xethuminra
12/06/21 2:41:39 AM
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Mistere Man posted...
Good? Bad? I'm the Dino man with the gun!
Hey. This seems familiar. Are you telling me that youre a neutral party or are you telling me that you're a third wheel?
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Strider102
12/06/21 2:42:28 AM
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Xethuminra posted...
So, you don't want to be a good guy?

Good, bad, doesn't matter for we are now a genetically superior race. Our vast potential of intelligence, our hardened scaly skin that makes it difficult for us to be injured, etc.

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Xethuminra
12/06/21 2:47:04 AM
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Good guys > Bad guys
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Mistere Man
12/06/21 2:48:51 AM
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Xethuminra posted...
Hey. This seems familiar. Are you telling me that youre a neutral party or are you telling me that you're a third wheel?

No I was quoting the famous Dinoman actor Bruce Campbell he is a Chinbigalosaurus I believe.

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