Current Events > Bomb squad called to hospital after man gets WWII mortar stuck up his butt.

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Ruvan22 12/03/21 3:25:00 PM #51:	Tyranthraxus posted... You meant the man was a military "in-to-the-ass" Comedy gold like this is why I return to CE <cite>Ruvan22 posted [p:960590615] in Bomb squad... [t:79793067]...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted... </cite> <quote>You meant the man was a military "in-to-the-ass"</quote>Comedy gold like this is why I return to CE </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VandorLee 12/03/21 3:26:24 PM #52:	This happens to girls and me all the time.... --- "God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God." Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999) <cite>VandorLee posted [p:960590667] in Bomb squad... [t:79793067]...</cite> <quote>This happens to girls and me all the time.... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PatrickMahomes 12/03/21 3:34:48 PM #54:	Master Kazuya posted... Talk about explosive diarrhea /topic --- https://imgur.com/cEQy3f4 / https://imgur.com/gWKaLHC https://i.imgur.com/u6JR7qX.jpeg <cite>PatrickMahomes posted [p:960590909] in Bomb squad... [t:79793067]...</cite> <quote>Master Kazuya posted... </cite> <quote>Talk about explosive diarrhea</quote>/topic </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YugiNoob 12/03/21 3:39:09 PM #55:	No no, see, he was just admiring it as he was taking a shit. He then put it down as he stood up to pull up his pants but then stumbled as his legs got tangled up in said pants, leading him to fall ass first onto the mortar. It makes perfect sense! --- Bun bun :3 <cite>YugiNoob posted [p:960591037] in Bomb squad... [t:79793067]...</cite> <quote>No no, see, he was just admiring it as he was taking a shit. He then put it down as he stood up to pull up his pants but then stumbled as his legs got tangled up in said pants, leading him to fall ass first onto the mortar. It makes perfect sense! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ruvan22 12/03/21 3:41:03 PM #56:	VandorLee posted... This happens to girls and me all the time.... You tandem fall on unexploded artillery and have to have your posteriors examined? <cite>Ruvan22 posted [p:960591094] in Bomb squad... [t:79793067]...</cite> <quote>VandorLee posted... </cite> <quote>This happens to girls and me all the time....</quote>You tandem fall on unexploded artillery and have to have your posteriors examined? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Criminalt 12/03/21 3:52:32 PM #57:	What a truly unfortunate freak accident. --- No tricks <cite>Criminalt posted [p:960591403] in Bomb squad... [t:79793067]...</cite> <quote>What a truly unfortunate freak accident. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigtiggie23 12/03/21 3:58:05 PM #58:	I thought the days of toilet paper hoarding were over, was that all he could find? --- Seeing people get defeated by a paper towel dispenser will always be hilarious. <cite>bigtiggie23 posted [p:960591570] in Bomb squad... [t:79793067]...</cite> <quote>I thought the days of toilet paper hoarding were over, was that all he could find?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VipaGTS 12/03/21 3:58:14 PM #59:	My mans ended no nut November and wanted to celebrate with a BANG! --- "I devour urine just like my Portland Trailblazers, with piss poor defense." <cite>VipaGTS posted [p:960591577] in Bomb squad... [t:79793067]...</cite> <quote>My mans ended no nut November and wanted to celebrate with a BANG! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NoxObscuras 12/03/21 4:15:42 PM #60:	YugiNoob posted... No no, see, he was just admiring it as he was taking a shit. He then put it down as he stood up to pull up his pants but then stumbled as his legs got tangled up in said pants, leading him to fall ass first onto the mortar. It makes perfect sense! There actually was a farmer who claimed he fell onto a bottle while taking a shit This old farmer was using a nearby refuse to defecate when the 225 pound man slipped and fell. He unfortunately fell directly over an empty glass bottle that was embedded in the ground. https://www.therichest.com/most-shocking/10-of-the-craziest-things-to-ever-get-stuck-in-someones-rear-end/ --- PSN - NoxObscuras Z490 \| i9-10900K \| EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra \| 32GB DDR4 3600 \| 4TB SSD <cite>NoxObscuras posted [p:960592070] in Bomb squad... [t:79793067]...</cite> <quote>YugiNoob posted... </cite> <quote>No no, see, he was just admiring it as he was taking a shit. He then put it down as he stood up to pull up his pants but then stumbled as his legs got tangled up in said pants, leading him to fall ass first onto the mortar. It makes perfect sense!</quote>There actually was a farmer who claimed he fell onto a bottle while taking a shit <quote>This old farmer was using a nearby refuse to defecate when the 225 pound man slipped and fell. He unfortunately fell directly over an empty glass bottle that was embedded in the ground.</quote> https://www.therichest.com/most-shocking/10-of-the-craziest-things-to-ever-get-stuck-in-someones-rear-end/ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 12/03/21 4:20:37 PM #61:	When blowing that asshole out could have potentially become literal. --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 <cite>Strider102 posted [p:960592210] in Bomb squad... [t:79793067]...</cite> <quote>When blowing that asshole out could have potentially become literal. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YugiNoob 12/03/21 4:20:40 PM #62:	Who the fuck talks on their cell phone in the shower lol. Still though, the fact that it was ringing in there is hilarious XD --- Bun bun :3 <cite>YugiNoob posted [p:960592212] in Bomb squad... [t:79793067]...</cite> <quote>Who the fuck talks on their cell phone in the shower lol. Still though, the fact that it was ringing in there is hilarious XD </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KiwiTerraRizing 12/03/21 4:26:30 PM #63:	Million to one shot --- Trucking Legend Don Schneider! <cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted [p:960592353] in Bomb squad... [t:79793067]...</cite> <quote>Million to one shot </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Nintendo Master 12/03/21 4:27:20 PM #64:	Fitting username for TC --- He who laughs last thinks slowest. <cite>The Nintendo Master posted [p:960592374] in Bomb squad... [t:79793067]...</cite> <quote>Fitting username for TC </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alteres 12/03/21 4:28:30 PM #65:	Yeah, as an American I had to google a picture of someone holding a 57 mm mortar... lol --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 <cite>Alteres posted [p:960592413] in Bomb squad... [t:79793067]...</cite> <quote>Yeah, as an American I had to google a picture of someone holding a 57 mm mortar... lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
samurai bandit 12/03/21 4:28:51 PM #66:	At that point, you might just admit you were horny and that's all. It is more understandable than "tripping" and everyone would just move on. --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! <cite>samurai bandit posted [p:960592425] in Bomb squad... [t:79793067]...</cite> <quote>At that point, you might just admit you were horny and that's all. It is more understandable than "tripping" and everyone would just move on. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 12/03/21 4:34:02 PM #67:	Laughing my ass off. Wait. Is that insensitive to say in this case? --- I'm a little teapot blowing off steam. https://imgur.com/pmc9XsI https://imgur.com/p6Wfowq <cite>Kitt posted [p:960592559] in Bomb squad... [t:79793067]...</cite> <quote>Laughing my ass off. Wait. Is that insensitive to say in this case? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 12/03/21 4:41:04 PM #68:	samurai bandit posted... At that point, you might just admit you were horny and that's all. It is more understandable than "tripping" and everyone would just move on. He meant "tripping balls" and thought it would be a good idea to shove it up his ass. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:960592777] in Bomb squad... [t:79793067]...</cite> <quote>samurai bandit posted... </cite> <quote>At that point, you might just admit you were horny and that's all. It is more understandable than "tripping" and everyone would just move on.</quote> He meant "tripping balls" and thought it would be a good idea to shove it up his ass. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lil_Bit83 12/03/21 5:26:12 PM #69:	Umm what? --- 2DS FC tempest 1478 9807 1205 <cite>Lil_Bit83 posted [p:960594040] in Bomb squad... [t:79793067]...</cite> <quote>Umm what? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lil_Bit83 12/03/21 5:28:14 PM #70:	The jokes in this thread are spectacular. --- 2DS FC tempest 1478 9807 1205 <cite>Lil_Bit83 posted [p:960594099] in Bomb squad... [t:79793067]...</cite> <quote>The jokes in this thread are spectacular. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
What_ 12/03/21 6:14:01 PM #71:	Lil_Bit83 posted... The jokes in this thread are spectacular. agreed <cite>What_ posted [p:960595281] in Bomb squad... [t:79793067]...</cite> <quote>Lil_Bit83 posted... </cite> <quote>The jokes in this thread are spectacular. </quote> agreed </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kuwab0 12/03/21 6:15:05 PM #72:	Do you think he used lube or shoved it in dry --- https://imgur.com/QfpP05s https://imgur.com/vdnZ1o6 https://imgur.com/zTgf822 <cite>kuwab0 posted [p:960595321] in Bomb squad... [t:79793067]...</cite> <quote>Do you think he used lube or shoved it in dry </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 12/03/21 6:19:37 PM #73:	kuwab0 posted... Do you think he used lube or shoved it in dry There's nothing like the feeling of slamming a long silver bullet into a well greased chamber --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:960595439] in Bomb squad... [t:79793067]...</cite> <quote>kuwab0 posted... </cite> <quote>Do you think he used lube or shoved it in dry</quote>There's nothing like the feeling of slamming a long silver bullet into a well greased chamber </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lordgold666 12/03/21 6:19:45 PM #74:	Weve all been there --- "May the Father of Understanding guide you." http://error1355.com/ce/Lordgold666.html <cite>Lordgold666 posted [p:960595443] in Bomb squad... [t:79793067]...</cite> <quote>Weve all been there </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FF_Redux 12/03/21 6:22:00 PM #75:	Sounds like a Greys Anatomy episode --- https://imgur.com/hRsG4 https://i.imgtc.com/zZQ38Hb.jpg https://imgur.com/Z4cir https://imgur.com/qEyGS https://imgur.com/37KDT <cite>FF_Redux posted [p:960595496] in Bomb squad... [t:79793067]...</cite> <quote>Sounds like a Greys Anatomy episode </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
iPhone_7 12/03/21 6:25:54 PM #76:	NoxObscuras posted... People online are calling it a weapon of ass destruction **ing hilarious --- Sig User Logic https://imgur.com/lA5fm7w <cite>iPhone_7 posted [p:960595601] in Bomb squad... [t:79793067]...</cite> <quote>NoxObscuras posted... </cite> <quote>People online are calling it a weapon of ass destruction </quote>**ing hilarious </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lil_Bit83 12/03/21 6:57:25 PM #77:	Sometimes people do amazingly dumb things and make asses of themselves. It's grand tradition to rip them a new one. --- 2DS FC tempest 1478 9807 1205 <cite>Lil_Bit83 posted [p:960596496] in Bomb squad... [t:79793067]...</cite> <quote>Sometimes people do amazingly dumb things and make asses of themselves. It's grand tradition to rip them a new one. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkRoast 12/03/21 6:58:18 PM #78:	Now that's why what I call a pocket rocket --- Razer Blade 15 - Core i7 9750H, RTX 2080 Max-Q, 32 GB DDR4 2666 <cite>DarkRoast posted [p:960596528] in Bomb squad... [t:79793067]...</cite> <quote>Now that's why what I call a pocket rocket </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mybbqrules 12/03/21 7:02:40 PM #79:	GranolaPanic posted... Photo of the man. "I'M AN ASS MAN!" DUNT DUNT --- Twice impeached, one-term President Donald J. Trump: Officially the worst president in American history after his seditious, traitorous acts on Jan 6, 2021. <cite>mybbqrules posted [p:960596637] in Bomb squad... [t:79793067]...</cite> <quote>GranolaPanic posted... </cite> <quote>Photo of the man. </quote>"I'M AN ASS MAN!" DUNT DUNT </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 12/03/21 11:22:21 PM #80:	Somehow this video popped up on my feed https://youtu.be/aDdOchBejcc --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:960603958] in Bomb squad... [t:79793067]...</cite> <quote>Somehow this video popped up on my feed https://youtu.be/aDdOchBejcc </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dat_Cracka_Jax 12/05/21 11:03:40 PM #82:	Crazy --- http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/8131/flame201010170949481638.jpg http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/5517/cateyes.gif Rams: 7-9 <cite>Dat_Cracka_Jax posted [p:960660268] in Bomb squad... [t:79793067]...</cite> <quote>Crazy </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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