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MrMallard
12/03/21 4:39:18 AM
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Like you know when you take a dump and there are like lumpy pellets that haven't formed into a cogent log? This is like that, but the pellets are bigger.

Like you know the difference between goat shit and sheep shit? Usually pellet shits are like goat shits, a bunch of small clustered pellets. This is like a sheep shit, where each pellet is about the size of a brussel sprout.

It's a weird feeling, it's like I keep doing full-size shits and my body's like "but wait - there's more!"

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segasaturn
12/03/21 4:40:45 AM
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Thanks for the insight TC. You would've made my day if you took a pic.

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Rayman2943
12/03/21 4:41:29 AM
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I hope tc is an attractive women otherwise i dont want to hear
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MrMallard
12/03/21 4:47:09 AM
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segasaturn posted...
Thanks for the insight TC. You would've made my day if you took a pic.
Those days are long behind me, pal. There was one time where I did a series of shits that looked like the letter E - one long vertical one, three shorter horizontal ones. That was the one time I felt justified taking a picture of my own dump, because who the fuck is ever gonna believe you?

But I'm not going to post that on CE because I bet it's a ToS violation.

Rayman2943 posted...
I hope tc is an attractive women otherwise i dont want to hear
Slap a wig on me and call me Tracy and I'm just as good.

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Thompson
12/03/21 4:47:46 AM
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Rayman2943 posted...
an attractive women
*woman
They're not even pronounced the same way...

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R1masher
12/03/21 4:50:07 AM
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Just let it roll off your back

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MrMallard
12/03/21 5:36:04 AM
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R1masher posted...
Just let it roll off your back
I can't, they've gotta roll out of my ass

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segasaturn
12/03/21 5:38:10 AM
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Maybe TC is a bunny or somethin'



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Jiek_Fafn
12/03/21 6:27:42 AM
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That's a sign of dehydration. Drink some damn water

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MrMallard
12/03/21 6:44:07 AM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
That's a sign of dehydration. Drink some damn water
no

i have been neglecting my hydration, and I've also been drinking heavily. This is probably it.

segasaturn posted...
Maybe TC is a bunny or somethin'

I don't think so, but I did feel like the Easter Bunny shitting out all of these egg-sized turds.


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Kakapo
12/03/21 7:26:27 AM
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Poor hydration would do it

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