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Heartomaton
12/01/21 1:16:39 AM
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Gift of Cash or Gab


You can still learn sign language or write down what you want to say, but you can make no verbal communication whatsoever.

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nfearurspecimn
12/01/21 1:16:57 AM
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NO!

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pegusus123456
12/01/21 1:17:12 AM
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The only one who wouldn't take this deal is Unfair_Represent

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g0ldie
12/01/21 1:18:07 AM
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MrMallard
12/01/21 1:18:30 AM
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I barely talk nowadays as it is. 50 billion dollars would set me up for life.

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Nukazie
12/01/21 1:18:59 AM
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hell yeah

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nfearurspecimn
12/01/21 1:19:15 AM
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MrMallard posted...
I barely talk nowadays as it is. 50 billion dollars would set me up for life.
inability to use customer support

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Shotgunnova
12/01/21 1:28:47 AM
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Reminds me of that Witcher 3 quest "Shock Therapy," haha.

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MrMallard
12/01/21 1:32:15 AM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
inability to use customer support
I recently had to reset the password to my PlayStation account. There was no phone number I could call, I had to log onto the website during business hours and have a conversation with a specialist through a messaging client.

It would absolutely be more difficult in regards to government bodies where you're more or less forced to call, but with $50 billion I could hire an assistant to make calls for me.

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Smackems
12/01/21 1:53:01 AM
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You can't shut me up

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Naysaspace
12/01/21 1:55:27 AM
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you can't pay me any sum of money to stop talking

and if you even try, i'll talk more.

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IShall_Run_Amok
12/01/21 1:56:34 AM
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We've got to have...

monehhh

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Ving_Rhames
12/01/21 1:57:50 AM
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Fuck it. Gimme da money.

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Pepys Monster
12/01/21 1:58:48 AM
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Easy, just text and e-mail. You can even use text to speech.

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UltraDeku
12/01/21 2:25:48 AM
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I'll have an excuse for not talking to people.

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Looked gf
12/01/21 2:28:30 AM
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Whats the downside?

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catboy2
12/01/21 2:30:49 AM
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did none of you guys watch Matrix? If you can't speak they can hold you against your will.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWBntJAvTmY

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teep_
12/01/21 2:31:17 AM
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teep can't communicate
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Xethuminra
12/01/21 2:31:53 AM
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Apparently not

This seems familiar tho.
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thronedfire2
12/01/21 2:47:06 AM
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Hell yeah

I hate talking anyway

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Arcanine2009
12/01/21 2:54:14 AM
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5o billion? lol

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BTH_Phoenix
12/01/21 3:32:43 PM
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I consider this an absolute win

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HA4e
12/01/21 3:36:22 PM
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Looked gf posted...
Whats the downside?


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badjay
12/01/21 7:42:48 PM
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Heartomaton posted...


You can still learn sign language or write down what you want to say, but you can make no verbal communication whatsoever.
Can I Stephen Hawking all the things?

https://www.wired.com/2015/01/intel-gave-stephen-hawking-voice/

This was an interesting read by the way.

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Heartomaton
12/01/21 7:48:17 PM
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Considering my history with being almost completely non-verbal, the bias part of me thinks a lot of you are biting off more than you can chew.

Now, granted, I never had more money than god to throw at my problems, but not being able to speak should not be underestimated.

badjay posted...
Can I Stephen Hawking all the things?

https://www.wired.com/2015/01/intel-gave-stephen-hawking-voice/

This was an interesting read by the way.

Sure. You can communicate the way Hawking did. You can do anything not involving making noise with your throat and mouth.

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badjay
12/02/21 2:00:54 PM
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Heartomaton posted...


Sure. You can communicate the way Hawking did. You can do anything not involving making noise with your throat and mouth.
Stephen Hawking seemed fine, and he looked pretty antiquated in his use of technology. Which is quite surprising. You can do a lot to communicate with technology, but he was staunch in his old ways.

Not denying that being non verbal is horrible. But 50 million would set you up for life pretty happily along with a team that can set up a communications system tailored to you. The only reason why Stephen Hawking wasn't able to talk faster was because he had to do most of it just by using his cheek. A person capable of using their hands, eyes, EVEN mouthing the words (not making any sounds) could conceivably be even faster and appear to have a normal life. Seriously read that article and tell me the possibilities didn't seem like he could basically talk at a normal speed if he had more capability?

The eye gaze technology was pretty cool and has been refined since.

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Lost_All_Senses
12/02/21 2:01:43 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
Easy, just text


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Lokison
12/02/21 2:08:31 PM
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I'd do it, but I have to ask:

Am I allowed to scream if I get in danger? Like, no words just "Ahhhhhhhhhh!!"?

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IShall_Run_Amok
12/02/21 2:37:56 PM
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Lokison posted...
I'd do it, but I have to ask:

Am I allowed to scream if I get in danger? Like, no words just "Ahhhhhhhhhh!!"?
No. You have to write it on a piece of paper.

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KainWind
12/02/21 2:41:32 PM
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Literally no downsides. I talk because people expect me to more than I do voluntarily. As long as I can type I'm golden.

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Umbreon
12/02/21 2:42:10 PM
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https://youtu.be/c2eWjPEA8Sc

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Alteres
12/02/21 2:47:45 PM
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For that much, sure. I'll get a million-dollar device that turns sign language into the sexiest voice imaginable, or a robot... that would be cool too.

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