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darkprince45
11/30/21 7:07:00 PM
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*mentions random thing*

whats the thing

oh you dont know about the thing

the thing!!!

what about you?

oh the thing? Yeah jerry you dont know about the thing?

end of episode

ooh thats the thing!

jazzy porn intro music starts

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segasaturn
11/30/21 7:07:49 PM
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Hahahahahahahahaha

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PatrickMahomes
11/30/21 7:12:25 PM
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Big_Nabendu
11/30/21 7:14:18 PM
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Not that there's anything wrong with that

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Kakapo
11/30/21 7:17:49 PM
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darkprince45 posted...
*mentions random thing*

whats the thing

oh you dont know about the thing

the thing!!!

what about you?

oh the thing? Yeah jerry you dont know about the thing?

end of episode

ooh thats the thing!

jazzy porn intro music starts

or

George does this with the thing.

What do you mean he does this with the thing?

George, why would you do this with the thing?

So what if I do this with the thing?

You cant do this with the thing

etc

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_Epheles_
11/30/21 7:20:11 PM
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Pretty sure he made a few porn flicks , I think early 90s. Still had that faux mullet. Only made scenes with Asian women from Long Island. Had an average load with a large schlong
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tommybel89
11/30/21 7:20:23 PM
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Gen Z discovering Seinfeld is enraging. I saw a Twitter thread about it. The guy is such a pissy pants. "Omg they're mean to each other! Who likes this?"

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Unsugarized_Foo
11/30/21 7:20:51 PM
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Lmao I love it

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segasaturn
11/30/21 7:21:27 PM
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_Epheles_ posted...
Pretty sure he made a few porn flicks , I think early 90s. Still had that faux mullet. Only made scenes with Asian women from Long Island. Had an average load with a large schlong
You just copy and pasted this from the topic you just created a moment ago...

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tommybel89
11/30/21 7:21:29 PM
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I like most of the 'things' and 'gimmick phrases' on Seinfeld, but one I never got was the HELLLOOOOOOO thing that Jerry and George did. That thing was dummmmb.

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tommybel89
11/30/21 7:22:04 PM
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dolomedes posted...
An Episode of Seinfeld but Every Kramer Line is Richards' Racist Tirade
Giiiiddy up, I'd watch that!

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Aristoph
11/30/21 7:23:28 PM
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darkprince45 posted...
*mentions random thing*

whats the thing

oh you dont know about the thing

the thing!!!

what about you?

oh the thing? Yeah jerry you dont know about the thing?

end of episode

ooh thats the thing!

jazzy porn intro music starts

Kakapo posted...
or

George does this with the thing.

What do you mean he does this with the thing?

George, why would you do this with the thing?

So what if I do this with the thing?

You cant do this with the thing

etc

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I literally heard all of these in the appropriate character voices in my head without even thinking. The last one obviously being Kramer. XD

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MaxEffingBemis
11/30/21 7:25:15 PM
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God I love Seinfeld

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tommybel89
11/30/21 7:26:24 PM
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Uma Jerry...UMA!

Just the amount of primo chicks these guys screwed themselves out of on that show, lmao. George messing it up with Marisa Tomei still stings.

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InTheEyesOfFire
11/30/21 7:26:49 PM
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Ma newer. Manure.

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CelestialVoices
11/30/21 7:27:23 PM
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it was the 90s, it was hammer time
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Kami_no_Kami
11/30/21 7:28:09 PM
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And you wanna be my thing salesman
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Noumas
12/01/21 6:03:58 PM
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Honestly it's impressive just how genius Seinfeld isn't not
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008Zulu
12/01/21 6:08:18 PM
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It's 'Moops'!

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hockeybub89
12/01/21 6:14:35 PM
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PMarth2002
12/01/21 6:21:06 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_FoG0BpDUc&ab_channel=Dieguez000

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Old NoiseTank
12/01/21 6:22:36 PM
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and it works every damn time tbh

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BilalPowell
12/01/21 6:23:22 PM
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Seinfeld is just observational comedy made into a TV show.

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Southernfatman
12/01/21 6:23:30 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Smr6XanFNYg

I love Seinfeld, but it's that's on point.

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kuwab0
12/01/21 6:24:40 PM
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Kami_no_Kami
12/01/21 11:42:19 PM
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kuwab0 posted...
You made your own Cryptocurrency?
Oh man, I could totally see Cosmocoin being a thing if Seinfeld was still on today. Itd probably make the jump to the real world too.
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theAteam
12/01/21 11:45:32 PM
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BilalPowell posted...
Seinfeld is just observational comedy made into a TV show.

haha yes came in to say it's just stand up in a sitcom format

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Blue_Target
12/01/21 11:46:19 PM
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theAteam
12/01/21 11:46:30 PM
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kuwab0 posted...
You made your own Cryptocurrency?

There used to be a twitter where they laid out modern Seinfeld plots

https://twitter.com/seinfeldtoday?lang=en

Unfortunately they stopped doing it years ago so even those are outdated now.

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tommybel89
12/02/21 11:33:02 AM
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Kami_no_Kami posted...
Oh man, I could totally see Cosmocoin being a thing if Seinfeld was still on today. Itd probably make the jump to the real world too.
I could see Jeff Bania getting into NFTs and annoying Jerry. "They're gold Jerry!"

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Lebronwon
12/02/21 11:36:34 AM
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That is what observation comedy is all about. You just change the thing. It could be eating a candy bar with a knife and fork or peeing in the gym shower.

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HylianFox
12/02/21 11:40:41 AM
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My 5th grade teacher had a shirt with The Kramer painting on it
We all loved it (this was back in like 96)

Too bad Michael Richards turned out to be a shithead IRL though

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tripleh213
12/02/21 11:42:46 AM
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What did he do again?


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HylianFox
12/02/21 11:44:23 AM
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tripleh213 posted...
What did he do again?

IIRC he pulled a Mel Gibson and went on some racist rant

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tripleh213
12/02/21 11:45:11 AM
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Oh yea that sucks though


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E_S_M_Z
12/02/21 11:51:49 AM
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tripleh213 posted...
Oh yea that sucks though

Yeah, he did that after being heckled during a standup performance. He did stop doing stand-up comedy permanently as a result of that, though. I'm probably just being an apologist, but for me that indicates at least he realizes how much he fucked up and tried to take responsibility, lol.

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tommybel89
12/02/21 12:06:48 PM
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He was bombing and a few black dudes were heckling him pretty good. And then he lost all composure. A seasoned comic would have hammered them in a funny way. But he went Gibson 100%. Sucks to see.

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1NfamousACE_2
12/02/21 12:09:09 PM
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Aristoph posted...
I literally heard all of these in the appropriate character voices in my head without even thinking. The last one obviously being Kramer. XD

glad Im not the only one lol

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BlueBoy675
12/02/21 12:09:19 PM
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https://youtu.be/uYx9RH1Vo2E

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Smiffwilm
12/02/21 2:46:45 PM
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Seems like a whole bunch of nothing.

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sondast
12/02/21 2:48:59 PM
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You forgot to put a laugh track after every line.

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