Current Events > You're in a life or death situation and 1 family member has to die for everyone

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Who dies and why?

Me. Because Im not living with the guilt of having a close family member die when I couldve prevented it.

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Aunt. Because she's a bitch who tried to break apart the entire family.

Probably my crazy closeted bisexual yet homophobic aunt who's living off the state because she's allegedly too depressed to work. So she drinks on the tax payer's dime while posting her bullshit on facebook all day long.

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As long as it isn't me, my whole family can go as long as I'm still alive and well.

Can I choose one thats already dead?

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Dad.

He's old af and in a ton of pain lately due to failing kidneys and endocrine system. I've already made my peace with the thought that he'll be gone soon.

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Interesting choices

I don't know anyone on my father's side nor do I know him. So him.

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My pedophilic uncle

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Dad was a deadbeat who I havent seen in like 25+ years so this is an easy pick.

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I don't even know my father and according to people that actually did know him, he's not a good person at all.

So yeah, he can be tributed.

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Me. I have told my whole family this on several occasions. If we are ever in a chose who lives and dies situation pick me to die. I am useless so at least my meaningless life may save someones that isnt.

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My parents are old but I still picked myself. I'm a loser and have depression and other problems and fuck it. I accomplished nothing in life and just suck up resources

The Popo posted...

Me. Because Im not living with the guilt of having a close family member die when I couldve prevented it.

This was my first thought. Then I'd think how much I'd be ruining my parents life to have them spend the rest of their life with the feeling they've outlived their child in this bizarre scenario, they'd be alive but horribly depressed

Dad is 68 and has heart issues. It's a tough call but he'd want it to be him in fact I doubt he'd even let me choose anyone but him

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DocileOrangeCup posted...

My pedophilic uncle

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My dads mom.

Shes an abhorrent b**** piece of s*** who is one of the few people in the world whose death I would actually celebrate the day I hear shes kicked the bucket.


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SSJPurple posted...

My dads mom.

Shes an abhorrent b**** piece of s*** who is one of the few people in the world whose death I would actually celebrate the day I hear shes kicked the bucket.

I had an aunt who was one of the single most evil individual I've ever met and when she died, I celebrated by dancing to Harry Belafonte's "Jump in the Line". Shit, I still do. Whenever I hear the song, I remember that she's gone and get happy.

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Myself because why would I want anyone else to be considered a hero.

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