Poll of the Day > do guys really pee standing up

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chelsea_wtf
11/15/21 10:00:36 AM
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it always seemed so awkward and unnecessary to me. sitting down is nice anyway

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Far-Queue
11/15/21 10:01:53 AM
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Only in church

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MasterChiefer
11/15/21 10:12:48 AM
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I usually do a handstand.
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SomeUsername529
11/15/21 10:17:56 AM
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chelsea_wtf posted...
it always seemed so awkward and unnecessary to me.
Because for women, it is.
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Far-Queue
11/15/21 10:19:48 AM
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SomeUsername529 posted...
Because for women, it is.
Not in the year of Our Lord 2021.


You're living in the past bro

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chelsea_wtf
11/15/21 10:49:38 AM
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SomeUsername529 posted...
Because for women, it is.
how is it necessary for you to pee standing up

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wpot
11/15/21 5:01:57 PM
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I usually want a break when I go to the bathroom. I sit down to read a magazine or generally avoid others for a couple minutes.

But if I'm in a hurry, sure.

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Smiffwilm
11/15/21 6:47:19 PM
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I mean, assuming an urinal isn't available, would you choose to sit down on a public toilet when you have the easy option not to?

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chelsea_wtf
11/15/21 6:58:07 PM
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Smiffwilm posted...
I mean, assuming an urinal isn't available, would you choose to sit down on a public toilet when you have the easy option not to?

if the bathroom is gross enough to bug me then im not gonna pee there at all lol. your buttcheeks arent really a good vector for disease. also i doubt this is the reason given how many men dont even wash their hands lol

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VincentVega
11/15/21 8:17:20 PM
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chelsea_wtf posted...
how is it necessary for you to pee standing up
Sitting down the pee can go under the seat or splash back and get your balls wet. Standing is much better.

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Far-Queue
11/15/21 8:20:00 PM
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VincentVega posted...
Sitting down the pee can go under the seat or splash back and get your balls wet.
lmao that's little dick problems

If you got that hang it ain't no thang

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LaggnFragnLarry
11/15/21 8:38:10 PM
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i hate it when my cock touches the water when i sit down to use the bathroom
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chelsea_wtf
11/15/21 9:32:12 PM
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i have a huge dick and balls and theyve never touched the toilet water when i sit down to pee

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chelsea_wtf
11/15/21 9:33:05 PM
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VincentVega posted...
Sitting down the pee can go under the seat or splash back and get your balls wet. Standing is much better.
you just... aim it? like hopefully you aim when you pee standing up, right? its like that but a much closer target

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Modest_Mouse
11/15/21 9:39:08 PM
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Far-Queue posted...
lmao that's little dick problems

If you got that hang it ain't no thang
i cant pee without pissing all over my balls

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Kanatteru
11/15/21 9:58:11 PM
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i kind of wish i tried using a urinal at least once in my life before i went under the knife

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jsb0714
11/15/21 10:08:01 PM
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TC's act is tiresome
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shadowsword87
11/15/21 10:17:19 PM
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LaggnFragnLarry posted...
i hate it when my cock touches the water when i sit down to use the bathroom

I hate it when your cock touches the water too.
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Modest_Mouse
11/15/21 10:18:14 PM
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@jsb0714 tell us how you really feel

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chelsea_wtf
11/15/21 10:51:26 PM
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jsb0714 posted...
TC's act is tiresome
this is where i come to post the dumbest shit i think of. you can always ignore me if you want lol

Kanatteru posted...
i kind of wish i tried using a urinal at least once in my life before i went under the knife
i have used them before when im really drunk or really have to pee. its very weird!

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chelsea_wtf
11/15/21 10:57:22 PM
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Modest_Mouse posted...
i cant pee without pissing all over my balls
i think this is the key to my lack of understanding. like you do hold your junk to aim when you're standing up, right?

so it isn't really a downside to sitting down if you also have to hold your junk to aim it? if i just sit down and try to not touch anything i might get pee on my balls. thats why i aim it...

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Modest_Mouse
11/15/21 11:00:31 PM
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the splashback happens regardless of you sitting down or not. you gotta angle your wiener so your legs dont get piss and toilet water on them

i usually aim by holding it but sometimes Ill just go straight over the toilet with both hands on the wall lol

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chelsea_wtf
11/15/21 11:33:14 PM
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Modest_Mouse posted...
i usually aim by holding it but sometimes Ill just go straight over the toilet with both hands on the wall lol
i want to watch a nature documentary about men using the bathroom

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Garlands_Soul
11/16/21 12:30:21 AM
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I only do outdoors

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chelsea_wtf
11/16/21 11:34:05 AM
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Garlands_Soul posted...
I only do outdoors
ah yeah, i do pee standing up outside when im backpacking etc. thats probably the only time it doesnt seem confusing & alien to me lol

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Nichtcrawler X
11/16/21 11:46:13 AM
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Smiffwilm posted...
would you choose to sit down on a public toilet when you have the easy option not to?

The easy option is lazily sitting down.

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BEERandWEED
11/16/21 1:34:28 PM
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Yes. We can pee anywhere, anytime.
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Cruddy_horse
11/16/21 3:15:01 PM
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chelsea_wtf posted...
if the bathroom is gross enough to bug me then im not gonna pee there at all lol. your buttcheeks arent really a good vector for disease. also i doubt this is the reason given how many men dont even wash their hands lol

Those men are disgusting degenerates who need to be reeducated.

Anyway I figuired most women would kill to be able to pee standing up, atleast most of the ones I've met told me as such. And I certainly like being able to.
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Dark_SilverX
11/16/21 3:18:39 PM
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Modest_Mouse posted...
i cant pee without pissing all over my balls
whats the downside

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Ogurisama
11/16/21 3:38:29 PM
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Zareth
11/16/21 4:12:49 PM
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Kanatteru posted...
i kind of wish i tried using a urinal at least once in my life before i went under the knife
As someone who has used them a few times I can tell you you're not missing anything

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Smiffwilm
11/16/21 4:22:01 PM
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Ogurisama posted...
Did you ever notice how men always leave the tiolet seat up?

Thats the joke
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Cruddy_horse
11/16/21 5:24:06 PM
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Zareth posted...
As someone who has used them a few times I can tell you you're not missing anything

I always avoid using them, I'd rather use a stall, I can't stand pissing in front of other people, it just always feels weird.
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shadowsword87
11/16/21 5:25:09 PM
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I wonder who invented the urinal, and how they sold it to the world when they had to advertise it as a concept.
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Cruddy_horse
11/16/21 5:39:44 PM
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Sulugnaz posted...
So I guess the trough is a hard no then?

The what?
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wpot
11/16/21 6:18:58 PM
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You don't see many troughs anymore.

But peeing in a urinal is far better than sitting on a public toilet.

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SlowkuGaming
11/16/21 7:05:23 PM
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Far-Queue posted...
Not in the year of Our Lord 2021.


You're living in the past bro

Ya but carrying that in a pocket or purse is so much more awkward than the old lean and spray.

Troughs are usually at mass gatherings, less so when it involves buildings. Even then recently they been phasing out. Example, production plant I work at only phased out the troughs last year and that was only because of the Rona. Renfest I went to still uses the trough system.

chelsea_wtf posted...
seemed so awkward

Not really if you are a male. It's more natural to just whip it out and piss. More awkward to strip down your pants, sit down, tuck that bad boy under the seat rim or hold it downward just to piss and stand back up. Tucking it under the rim leads me to me last bit of conversation for the day...

Ogurisama posted...
Did you ever notice how men always leave the tiolet seat up?

For males there is no reason to put it down unless dropping a load. I don't know about other males but I leave it up in a shared bathroom on purpose, because it shows it's a clean lid. Females splash under that rim all the time from dropping loads to just flushing it and the toilet spraying naturally.

Ever lifted the lid of a toilet outside your house? Disgusting to say the least. What makes it worse is when a male goes to sit they either have the option to tuck-a-wang below the rim, or sit way back on the seat and hope they don't crap the lid by mistake. Tuck your wang under a lid, do your business, and then lift it up to find crap sprayed or worse "aunt flow" drip. Females complain all the time about the lid being left up but man try living in an all female house as the only male and you will see why they have no room to complain about the lid.

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chelsea_wtf
11/16/21 8:24:08 PM
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SlowkuGaming posted...
Ever lifted the lid of a toilet outside your house? Disgusting to say the least. What makes it worse is when a male goes to sit they either have the option to tuck-a-wang below the rim, or sit way back on the seat and hope they don't crap the lid by mistake. Tuck your wang under a lid, do your business, and then lift it up to find crap sprayed or worse "aunt flow" drip. Females complain all the time about the lid being left up but man try living in an all female house as the only male and you will see why they have no room to complain about the lid.

i have a dick and ive peed sitting down my whole life and have never had these issues. i just hold onto my dick so that it doesnt touch anything i dont want it to. im not sure if you have A) a huge erection when you go to the bathroom, B) a very tiny toilet or C) youre just real messy lol

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Garlands_Soul
11/16/21 9:15:10 PM
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Yeah I've also pissed sitting down my whole life and never had any issues. Generally the girls I've been with have liked it because they don't have to put down the toilet seat

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Dikitain
11/16/21 10:00:15 PM
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Easier to just unzip your fly, whip it out, and do your thing. The whole process of undoing your pants and whatnot is annoying, especially if you have your shirt tucked in and have to re-tuck it.

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Nichtcrawler X
11/17/21 6:42:24 AM
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Dikitain posted...
especially if you have your shirt tucked in and have to re-tuck it.

Yes, because closing your trousers over your shirt is such a hassle...

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SlowkuGaming
11/17/21 11:40:15 PM
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It is when paired with a duty belt and/or possibly a person who EDCs a lot of items on the belt. Though as far as the EDCer goes they have shirts out that still look really formal but don't "need" to be tucked. That again also really depends on how you carry or what you carry.

chelsea_wtf posted...
i just hold onto my dick so that it doesnt touch anything i dont want it to

Fair enough and I've also done that. Not messy at all, but extended load dropper. Typical 10+ minutes and I find it easier to just rim tuck that bad boy.

Though I mean touching on the topic of sanitation, dirty lid under or top does exist which is why I find sitting down 100% of the time just to piss an odd thing. Not that I'm calling it wrong, just odd. Public bathrooms a fellow would have to put down a seat cover or grab some TP and wipe it off before sitting just for a 30 second piss, seems easier to just whip it out and use a foot to lift a lid if needed.

Only real benefit I can see to sitting down for a piss would be for privacy. Stalls are always 100% covered side to side. Standing urinals depend on the location. Some pop up half privacy barriers, others don't. That's why I detest the troughs, always head to a corner so I can feel like I'm getting some amount of privacy.
Most urinals aren't an issue though I'd admit when a loud ass dude walks up next to you it can be hard sometimes to go. You know the guys, prop hand against the wall, stand there and make noises like they are giving birth or blowing a load. It's like damn dude settle down there.

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Zareth
11/18/21 4:13:25 AM
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chelsea_wtf posted...
i have a dick and ive peed sitting down my whole life and have never had these issues. i just hold onto my dick so that it doesnt touch anything i dont want it to. im not sure if you have A) a huge erection when you go to the bathroom, B) a very tiny toilet or C) youre just real messy lol
Different toilets have different designs and different degrees of splash back. The hotel I stayed at when I went to Disneyland a few weeks ago had terrible splashback.

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Dikitain
11/18/21 7:00:09 AM
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Nichtcrawler X posted...
Yes, because closing your trousers over your shirt is such a hassle...
It is if you are trying to make the tuck look good and not all bunch up towards the front or back.

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zebatov
11/18/21 8:20:31 AM
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One hand on the wall.

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