Current Events > Shailene Woodley brags about Aaron Rodgers penis size amid COVID drama

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https://pagesix.com/2021/11/09/shailene-woodley-i-know-fiance-aaron-rodgers-body-very-well/

Shailene Woodley bizarrely bragged about how well she knows fianc Aaron Rodgers body including his nether regions while shaming an innocent man who was inaccurately IDd as the NFL player. The Big Little Lies actress took to social media Tuesday to slam Daily Mail for misidentifying the Green Bay Packers quarterback in photos, blasting the outlet for grasping at straws to disparage Aaron amid backlash over his COVID-19 vaccine statements. Woodley, 29, posted screenshots from the story and drew a circle around the mystery mans shoes and brought up the common notion that large feet equate to a large phallus. i know aarons body. VERY well. first off, his feet, ahem and no offense to this rando dude, are a LOT bigger. ;).

Woodley called it straight up HILARIOUS that paparazzi are finding random fucking men on the streets of la and saying its him. literally yall need to calm the fk down, she added. The Fault in Our Stars actress didnt stop there. She next pointed out the fact that the innocent bystander had bald hands. also, for those of us who know aaron beyond the worlds of obsessed sport and shitty media, its no secret he has the hairiest hands on the fucking planet. this oblivious homie, clearly, does not. (go ahead, zoom in), she wrote over a second Instagram Story slide. Lastly, Woodley went after the mans car, which obviously was not good enough for Rodgers.





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