Poll of the Day > Hypothetically speaking, what do you think heaven would be like?

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SpeedDemon20
11/08/21 4:25:43 PM
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Do you think any food you'd want would be available at any moment you wanted and cooked to perfection?

Do the animals used to make the food go to a super heaven? Or do you think all the meals are cruelty free and you can rip a chunk off something and it'd be okay and the chunk would grow back instantaneously? Maybe meats are made of beyond meat or something similar?

Do you think a small clique of cannibals are in heaven and everyone kinda avoids them? But there's also a even small niche of cannibals who only cannibalize on themselves?

And do you think there'd be a group of trophy hunters who have weekly rotations of animals to hunt (including humans), but since the bullets are ineffectual, they're essentially playing laser tag?

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shadowsword87
11/08/21 4:26:10 PM
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5,000 people praising god every second.
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Mead
11/08/21 4:28:10 PM
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Existential nirvana, oneness in all things

and theres probably often a sitar being played

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chelsea_wtf
11/08/21 4:29:14 PM
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i would finally be able to be friends with abstract objects like the unit circle or the number twelve. and i would be a dimensionless point. also you can buy golden boy peanuts

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Muscles
11/08/21 4:31:11 PM
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I imagine it's like getting super God damn stoned and listening to Pink Floyd on vinyl

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ParanoidObsessive
11/08/21 5:18:08 PM
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Obliteration of self and free will.

So pretty much indistinguishable from Hell.
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NeoSioType
11/08/21 9:02:31 PM
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Heaven is a spaceship that runs isekai simulations in outer space. And Earth is the North Korea of the galaxy.
Angels are the good ayys that want to send rice. Demons are the bad ayss that control the world (and may or may not have created biological life).
Humans bodies are alive but souls are packages of information and none of us are really alive.
The bad ayys are doing all this because they want something from people. Probably another season of Squid Game.
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kangolcone
11/08/21 9:28:15 PM
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Heaven is a half pipe.

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Mead
11/08/21 9:30:58 PM
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NeoSioType posted...
Heaven is a spaceship that runs isekai simulations in outer space. And Earth is the North Korea of the galaxy.
Angels are the good ayys that want to send rice. Demons are the bad ayss that control the world (and may or may not have created biological life).
Humans bodies are alive but souls are packages of information and none of us are really alive.
The bad ayys are doing all this because they want something from people. Probably another season of Squid Game.

this tracks

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ParanoidObsessive
11/08/21 9:50:50 PM
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Mead
11/08/21 10:40:17 PM
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ParanoidObsessive posted...
http://www.publishersweekly.com/pw/by-topic/industry-news/tip-sheet/article/70857-was-philip-k-dick-a-madman-or-a-mystic.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_U6lgSbPj8Q
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkaQUZFbJjE

ive listened to half an hour of it so far and its pretty interesting to think about at the very least

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