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TeaMilk
11/04/21 7:47:13 PM
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I dont care.... that they were 10 cents each.... I dont want to eat 14 cans of chef boyardee spongebob shaped pasta and meatballs....

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Turbam
11/04/21 7:48:22 PM
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10?!
He should have bought more

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TeaMilk
11/04/21 7:48:34 PM
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dolomedes posted...
lmfao

is this the dude that bought like 50 lunchables???
The very same

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Brutal_Deluxe
11/04/21 7:48:46 PM
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You need to get a boyfriend that doesn't enjoy spongebob
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Southernfatman
11/04/21 7:49:25 PM
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Reminds me of the TMNT Chef Boyardee I used to eat as a kid.

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Lairen
11/04/21 7:49:38 PM
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Easy: make him your husband. Then he can no longer do this as your boyfriend.

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Kim_Seong-a
11/04/21 7:50:03 PM
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"You cant eat all that Chef Boy Ardee, Squidward!"

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TheOtherMike
11/04/21 7:50:24 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
I dont want to eat 14 cans of chef boyardee spongebob shaped pasta and meatballs....

Then don't. He bought them, he can eat them. What's the problem?
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FL81
11/04/21 7:50:25 PM
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he seems like a true CEman

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Shablagoo
11/04/21 7:50:34 PM
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You fucking dont. You pray to god this glorious human being never leaves you.

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DarkChozoGhost
11/04/21 7:51:38 PM
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2?

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nevershine
11/04/21 7:52:37 PM
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i really dont see any problem here

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The_Hat
11/04/21 7:52:40 PM
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Send me some please

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Heartomaton
11/04/21 7:52:59 PM
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...was made twice.

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CE_gonna_CE
11/04/21 7:53:23 PM
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BloodMoon7
11/04/21 7:53:30 PM
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Date me, I don't like Spongebob, Chef Boyardee or canned food in general.

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PatrickMahomes
11/04/21 7:53:36 PM
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ApherosyLove
11/04/21 7:54:58 PM
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What a steal!

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Ivynn
11/04/21 7:55:26 PM
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Why am I getting deja vu

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Returning_CEmen
11/04/21 7:55:59 PM
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Hahahah, didnt he do this with lunchables?

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TeaMilk
11/04/21 11:02:47 PM
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Brutal_Deluxe posted...
You need to get a boyfriend that doesn't enjoy spongebob
i don't even think he's watched it. It was one of the better cartoons growing up

ProfessorKukui posted...
Shave his balls
way too much scrotum, it's a mess

Lairen posted...
Easy: make him your husband. Then he can no longer do this as your boyfriend.
im gonna propose with a pull tab from one of the chef boyardee cans

The_Hat posted...
Send me some please
i genuinely will if shipping isn't exorbitant lol

BloodMoon7 posted...
Date me, I don't like Spongebob, Chef Boyardee or canned food in general.
what do u eat

Returning_CEmen posted...
Hahahah, didnt he do this with lunchables?


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BloodMoon7
11/04/21 11:30:25 PM
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Omg that fridge what...

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TheGoldenEel
11/04/21 11:33:37 PM
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Dont date ten year old boys

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nfearurspecimn
11/04/21 11:38:26 PM
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thats a steal he's in the right

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AldousIsDead
11/04/21 11:40:29 PM
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Ok seriously is your boyfriend an archaeologist or surveyor or something? They are the only people I know who would do something like that.

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bigtiggie23
11/04/21 11:49:52 PM
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I thought you were gonna say you specifically hated that he stacked them like that. I was going to suggest you grab a baseball and go all carnival game every time he does it.
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TeaMilk
11/05/21 12:01:27 AM
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AldousIsDead posted...
Ok seriously is your boyfriend an archaeologist or surveyor or something? They are the only people I know who would do something like that.
What? no lol, what do those professions have to do with buying chef boyardee

bigtiggie23 posted...
I thought you were gonna say you specifically hated that he stacked them like that. I was going to suggest you grab a baseball and go all carnival game every time he does it.
Nah I stacked them for the pic lol

TheGoldenEel posted...
Dont date ten year old boys
I think he has to be older than 10 cuz I met him on CE

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AldousIsDead
11/05/21 12:03:37 AM
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TeaMilk posted...
What? no lol, what do those professions have to do with buying chef boyardee
Full of manchildren who eat awful food in the field and are noted cheapskates about it too.

Myself included.


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TeaMilk
11/05/21 1:46:56 PM
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They expired yesterday im going to fucking kill cornman when he wakes up

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RchHomieQuanChi
11/05/21 1:49:07 PM
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This shit's hilarious

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Giant_Aspirin
11/05/21 1:51:07 PM
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"meatballs" that make hot dogs seem like grade-A meat.

just donate that stuff to a food pantry or something

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trappedunderice
11/05/21 1:51:28 PM
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Damn only 10 cents each? I would have cleaned out the store. Sorry babe but we're having the boyardee for dinner for like a month straight.
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uwnim
11/05/21 1:52:16 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
They expired yesterday im going to fucking kill cornman when he wakes up
Thats why they were so cheap though!

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nfearurspecimn
11/05/21 1:52:51 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
They expired yesterday im going to fucking kill cornman when he wakes up
you know things last past their expiration date right

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SSJPurple
11/05/21 1:54:44 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
I dont want to eat 14 cans of chef boyardee spongebob shaped pasta and meatballs....

Literally not the perfect girl. Treasure this man. Anyone buying that many Spongebob chef boy r dees is a gem.

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Lost_All_Senses
11/05/21 1:54:52 PM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
you know things last past their expiration date right

This. Unless you're like me and let it psyche you out into not enjoying it.

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TeaMilk
11/05/21 1:59:20 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
"meatballs" that make hot dogs seem like grade-A meat.

just donate that stuff to a food pantry or something
I was gonna but I don't think they'll take it if its expired lol

nfearurspecimn posted...
you know things last past their expiration date right
Did u miss my topic about drinking 6 month expired milk earlier this week


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ThePieReborn
11/05/21 2:02:38 PM
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You're not going to sell them unless they're stacked out in the open. Apu taught us this with canned corn.

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Infinite 2003
11/05/21 2:06:10 PM
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Why are you dating an 8 year old

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bigblu89
11/05/21 2:08:23 PM
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Just. Not eat them?

At 10 cents a can, who is he hurting, other than the amount of space you have in the cupboard?

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BlazinBlue88
11/05/21 2:08:54 PM
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You need to do the shopping from now on. Do what my wife and I do. She places the order on the store app, I go pick it up in one of those no contact parking spaces. That way he's picking up the groceries but you decide what yall will eat. It's a win win.

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CanuckCowboy
11/05/21 2:12:54 PM
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Tbf the summer sausage lunchables are awesome. The rest are disgusting and shouldnt exist but when I see the summer sausage ones on for cheap I always grab a dozen or so

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TeaMilk
11/05/21 2:18:36 PM
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BlazinBlue88 posted...
You need to do the shopping from now on. Do what my wife and I do. She places the order on the store app, I go pick it up in one of those no contact parking spaces. That way he's picking up the groceries but you decide what yall will eat. It's a win win.
We usually make walmart grocery orders together, but the problem is we live like 2 blocks from a grocery outlet, so whenever he's out he always goes there lol

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Actually even less, it was 10 for $0.97 according to him


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DCinGA
11/05/21 2:22:49 PM
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You have a man that shops and is thrifty...marry him and stop bitching
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Touch
11/05/21 2:28:07 PM
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More like Chef Manardee

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