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Orlando_Jordan
11/03/21 2:25:25 PM
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Other guys got to. She wasn't even their favorite.
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Alucard188
11/03/21 2:26:03 PM
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Imagine having a favourite pornstar or even remembering what their names are.

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gunplagirl
11/03/21 2:27:15 PM
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I have though? Dated a girl, found out she did porn, and she's my favorite atm even though we broke up nearly a year ago.

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HylianFox
11/03/21 2:27:59 PM
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Alucard188 posted...
Imagine having a favourite pornstar or even remembering what their names are.

I have a whole list of dudes I like to watch. It's helpful.

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Orlando_Jordan
11/03/21 2:29:50 PM
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Alucard188 posted...
Imagine having a favourite pornstar or even remembering what their names are.
This is the kind of guy who goes to a porn site and searches things like "dirty back alley cheap blonde DOMINATED by bodybuilder."
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Turtlebread
11/03/21 2:30:38 PM
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Orlando_Jordan posted...
This is the kind of guy who goes to a porn site and searches things like "dirty back alley cheap blonde DOMINATED by bodybuilder."


so a man of culture

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Dreepapult
11/03/21 2:32:06 PM
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They're hot of course, but even given the chance I'd pass. Sex with a pornstar would be kinda gross. She's had lot of penii in her orifices

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Duncanwii
11/03/21 2:39:41 PM
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I'm happy my Gf is a virgin, don't have to worry about other guys.
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bigblu89
11/03/21 2:40:56 PM
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What if I AM my favorite pornstar?

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Trumble
11/03/21 2:42:02 PM
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Orlando_Jordan posted...
Other guys got to.
Not yet. Well, not on camera anyway.

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Jiek_Fafn
11/03/21 2:44:17 PM
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Orlando_Jordan posted...
This is the kind of guy who goes to a porn site and searches things like "dirty back alley cheap blonde DOMINATED by bodybuilder."
I'm also that type of man

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Orlando_Jordan
11/03/21 2:46:59 PM
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Dreepapult posted...
They're hot of course, but even given the chance I'd pass. Sex with a pornstar would be kinda gross. She's had lot of penii in her orifices
I hate to break it to you, but so have non-pornstars.
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Dreepapult
11/03/21 3:02:44 PM
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Orlando_Jordan posted...
I hate to break it to you, but so have non-pornstars.
Well my current fav is probably saya song. She's done some nasty shit, but like in a good way. But I wouldn't want to be involved with that in real life. Internet, pretty hot. Real life? Gross. Just how it is.

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BloodMoon7
11/03/21 3:07:49 PM
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You're right.

Because I watch hentai.

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HylianFox
11/03/21 3:15:42 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
You're right.

Because I watch hentai.

I dunno, VR has come a long way

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LeadPipeCinche
11/03/21 3:25:47 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
I'm happy my Gf is a virgin, don't have to worry about other guys.


Jesus christ.
Just because she smiles at you when your mom takes you through the Burger King drive-thru doesn't mean she wants to date you.

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Duncanwii
11/03/21 3:30:12 PM
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LeadPipeCinche posted...


Jesus christ.
Just because she smiles at you when your mom takes you through the Burger King drive-thru doesn't mean she wants to date you.


Man you people are dumb. I post several pieces of photographic evidence and you still think I'm lying?
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Itachi157
11/03/21 3:32:27 PM
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Alucard188 posted...
Imagine having a favourite pornstar or even remembering what their names are.

I would take this and extend it to "imagine watching porn in general".
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Nasty_Nitro
11/03/21 3:32:28 PM
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IG models>>>>>>pornstars

I wouldnt want to bone my fav pornstar thatd be expensive just find a girl who looks like her..

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K181
11/03/21 3:46:29 PM
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Okay

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gna647
11/03/21 3:49:54 PM
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epik_fail1
11/03/21 3:53:12 PM
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The only pornstar that I remember his name is Ron Jeremy and he is almost more of a meme at this point
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nfearurspecimn
11/03/21 3:53:20 PM
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oh NOOO how horrible how will I ever survive

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VitalGetPrank
11/03/21 4:00:40 PM
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Probably, while Hitomi has slept with fans before me not being Japanese and camera shy would still make it so that never happens.

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skermac
11/03/21 4:04:43 PM
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I have several favorite pornstars

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LeEpicGamer
11/03/21 4:06:48 PM
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Just buy their fleshlight, same thing
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Zeus
11/03/21 4:07:55 PM
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Alucard188 posted...
Imagine having a favourite pornstar or even remembering what their names are.

This, pretty much. Considering I can't recall the last time I watched porn, it's pretty hard to have a favorite.

Plus if somebody waits long enough, the odds of having sex with any given porn star go through the roof because most of them have limited careers.

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InfinityMonster
11/03/21 4:09:22 PM
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It's actually pretty easy if you're in Cali or NYC. It's only a few hundred to fuck them if that's your thing.

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GMAK2442
11/03/21 4:22:56 PM
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I got Chances.

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bigtiggie23
11/03/21 4:38:26 PM
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InfinityMonster posted...
It's actually pretty easy if you're in Cali or NYC. It's only a few hundred to fuck them if that's your thing.

I remember seeing the website of one of my favorite late 80s/early 90s pornstars. She was in NYC and you could schedule "sessions" with her. She couldn't say it was for sex to keep it legal, just advertised as whatever happens between two adults happens. It was like $1500 for an hour or $2000 for two. That was before Covid though.
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Zeus
11/03/21 4:51:21 PM
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bigtiggie23 posted...
I remember seeing the website of one of my favorite late 80s/early 90s pornstars. She was in NYC and you could schedule "sessions" with her. She couldn't say it was for sex to keep it legal, just advertised as whatever happens between two adults happens. It was like $1500 for an hour or $2000 for two. That was before Covid though.

Technically as soon as a camera is involved, it's not "solicitation," it's "performance art."

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Blue_Target
11/03/21 4:53:43 PM
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A majority do escorting as a side gig though

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WarfireX
11/03/21 4:54:11 PM
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i have had sex w/a girl who actively does porn recreationally and she was not the best i ever had. (made me use a condom)

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_MorningStar
11/03/21 4:54:42 PM
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bigblu89 posted...
What if I AM my favorite pornstar?
Then I'll have sex with you.

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MelbuFrahma4
11/03/21 4:55:04 PM
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A lot of porn stars escort though. So one probably could.

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