Current Events > Samus Arans not a virgin? (Spoilers)

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Lairen
11/02/21 9:47:15 AM
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  • Lost her virginity to Folken during OOC week. Since that's "the week that never happened", she still considers herself a virgin.
Um, what? Expand some?


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Trumpo
11/02/21 10:24:25 AM
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Who dat Sylux?
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Lairen
11/02/21 10:25:39 AM
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I googled and couldnt find anything else.

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Unsugarized_Foo
11/02/21 10:26:18 AM
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Is that, like, Spring Break for aliens or something?

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Yazarogi
11/02/21 10:40:41 AM
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. . .

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FortuneCookie
11/02/21 11:03:18 AM
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PyroBlade1985 posted...
Who the hell is Folken?

Folken Paunch

alias of a certain captain who likes to race
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Duncanwii
11/02/21 11:32:52 AM
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Well since she apparently can no longer take the suit off I hope for sure she isnt still one.
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Zikten
11/02/21 1:37:28 PM
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Why can't she take the suit off?
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Questionmarktarius
11/02/21 1:38:00 PM
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Samus regularly gets totally fucked at the beginning of each game, just so you have to go get all the powerups all over again.
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Ivynn
11/02/21 1:39:04 PM
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Zikten posted...
Why can't she take the suit off?

Metroid Dread shenanigans

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Trumble
11/02/21 1:39:14 PM
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Zikten posted...
Why can't she take the suit off?
Play Fusion and you'll know.

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CommonGrackle
11/02/21 1:45:41 PM
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sounds like it's from some wiki that anyone can edit
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Trumble
11/02/21 2:00:56 PM
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Why are fanon wikis always so ridiculously cringe?

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FL81
11/02/21 2:01:33 PM
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Nice.

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DarkBuster22904
11/02/21 2:08:06 PM
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Trumble posted...
Play Fusion and you'll know.
but like... she does take the suit off in fusion

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JBaLLEN66
11/04/21 12:09:41 AM
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pretty sure she had sex with Mario back in super Mario world.

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Lairen
11/04/21 7:21:07 AM
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JBaLLEN66 posted...
pretty sure she had sex with Mario back in super Mario world.

Super Mario RPG*

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