Current Events > Fuck, Marry, Kill: Chris Edition (Evans, Hemsworth, Pratt)

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Awakened_Link 10/30/21 6:37:55 PM #1:	Fuck: Pratt Marry: Evans Kill: Hemsworth Pratt is my #1 celeb crush, but I feel like he wouldn't treat me as properly as Evans would if we were married; Evans seems more sensitive & emotional, which is why I'd marry him instead (plus we'd still get to fuck which is a huuuuge plus ). Hemsworth is of course hot af, but not AS hot as the other two, imo -- too muscular/sculpted and not enough body hair, so unfortunately he's gotta go (still wouldn't kick him out of bed, though). If you don't like one of the Chris options, feel free to substitute them with Chris Pine, if you wish. --- Add me on Switch! FC: SW-3465-2506-6411 \| AC:NH DA-2031-3270-5171 Formerly known as Coleby <cite>Awakened_Link posted [p:959543548] in Fuck, Marr... [t:79736140]...</cite> <quote>Fuck: Pratt Marry: Evans Kill: Hemsworth Pratt is my #1 celeb crush, but I feel like he wouldn't treat me as properly as Evans would if we were married; Evans seems more sensitive & emotional, which is why I'd marry him instead (plus we'd still get to fuck which is a huuuuge plus ). Hemsworth is of course hot af, but not AS hot as the other two, imo -- too muscular/sculpted and not enough body hair, so unfortunately he's gotta go (still wouldn't kick him out of bed, though). If you don't like one of the Chris options, feel free to substitute them with Chris Pine, if you wish. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
au_gold 10/30/21 6:39:12 PM #2:	F: Hemsworth M: Evans K: Pratt --- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. <cite>au_gold posted [p:959543581] in Fuck, Marr... [t:79736140]...</cite> <quote>F: Hemsworth M: Evans K: Pratt </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rharyx211 10/30/21 6:39:32 PM #3:	Fuck: Evans Marry: Hemsworth Kill: Pratt --- Watch "Final Fantasy XV Abridged" and "Kingdom Hearts Abridged" right here! https://www.youtube.com/user/mcknett3 <cite>Rharyx211 posted [p:959543587] in Fuck, Marr... [t:79736140]...</cite> <quote>Fuck: Evans Marry: Hemsworth Kill: Pratt </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unknown5uspect 10/30/21 6:41:18 PM #4:	au_gold posted... F: Hemsworth M: Evans K: Pratt --- #EatTheRich <cite>Unknown5uspect posted [p:959543622] in Fuck, Marr... [t:79736140]...</cite> <quote>au_gold posted... </cite> <quote>F: Hemsworth M: Evans K: Pratt</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie 10/30/21 6:45:35 PM #5:	Fuck Pratt Marry Helmsworth Kill Evans... so I can become him. <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:959543717] in Fuck, Marr... [t:79736140]...</cite> <quote>Fuck Pratt Marry Helmsworth Kill Evans... so I can become him. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 10/30/21 6:47:19 PM #6:	Fuck Chris Pratt <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:959543754] in Fuck, Marr... [t:79736140]...</cite> <quote>Fuck Chris Pratt </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unspecified_NPC 10/30/21 6:48:03 PM #7:	au_gold posted... F: Hemsworth M: Evans K: Pratt --- "Pedmas sounds like something Dan Schneider celebrates in December." -DocileOrangeCup <cite>Unspecified_NPC posted [p:959543775] in Fuck, Marr... [t:79736140]...</cite> <quote>au_gold posted... </cite> <quote>F: Hemsworth M: Evans K: Pratt</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 10/30/21 6:48:26 PM #8:	Merry Hemsworth <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:959543783] in Fuck, Marr... [t:79736140]...</cite> <quote>Merry Hemsworth </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Awakened_Link 10/30/21 7:18:16 PM #9:	bemp --- Add me on Switch! FC: SW-3465-2506-6411 \| AC:NH DA-2031-3270-5171 Formerly known as Coleby <cite>Awakened_Link posted [p:959544460] in Fuck, Marr... [t:79736140]...</cite> <quote>bemp </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 10/30/21 7:18:36 PM #10:	Evans must die <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:959544465] in Fuck, Marr... [t:79736140]...</cite> <quote>Evans must die </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
yusiko 10/30/21 7:33:09 PM #11:	Marry Evans Fuck Hemsworth Kill pratt --- yusketeer <cite>yusiko posted [p:959544768] in Fuck, Marr... [t:79736140]...</cite> <quote>Marry Evans Fuck Hemsworth Kill pratt </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kajagogo 10/30/21 7:35:54 PM #12:	Fuck: Evans Marry: Hemsworth Kill: Pratt --- By Grabthar's Hammer....what a savings. <cite>Kajagogo posted [p:959544838] in Fuck, Marr... [t:79736140]...</cite> <quote>Fuck: Evans Marry: Hemsworth Kill: Pratt </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BalanceLost 10/30/21 7:37:25 PM #13:	au_gold posted... F: Hemsworth M: Evans K: Pratt --- "BalanceLost has a steam-powered PS2 because Sweden don't have electric" - dimeanatrix <cite>BalanceLost posted [p:959544878] in Fuck, Marr... [t:79736140]...</cite> <quote>au_gold posted... </cite> <quote>F: Hemsworth M: Evans K: Pratt</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 10/30/21 7:38:02 PM #14:	MFKrepeat <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:959544891] in Fuck, Marr... [t:79736140]...</cite> <quote>MFKrepeat </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smiffwilm 10/30/21 8:09:59 PM #15:	Is everyone picking kill for Pratt since he has 1-Ups to spare and thus no guilt for doing so? --- My Mario Maker 2 ID is 6RG-5XK-JCG <cite>Smiffwilm posted [p:959545631] in Fuck, Marr... [t:79736140]...</cite> <quote>Is everyone picking kill for Pratt since he has 1-Ups to spare and thus no guilt for doing so? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
yusiko 10/30/21 8:14:59 PM #16:	Smiffwilm posted... Is everyone picking kill for Pratt since he has 1-Ups to spare and thus no guilt for doing so? No It's just he isn't as hot as the other 2 Should have used Chris pine to male the choice harder --- yusketeer <cite>yusiko posted [p:959545751] in Fuck, Marr... [t:79736140]...</cite> <quote>Smiffwilm posted... </cite> <quote>Is everyone picking kill for Pratt since he has 1-Ups to spare and thus no guilt for doing so?</quote> No It's just he isn't as hot as the other 2 Should have used Chris pine to male the choice harder </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dameon_reaper 10/30/21 8:21:33 PM #17:	yusiko posted... No It's just he isn't as hot as the other 2 Should have used Chris pine to male the choice harder Yeah, Pine would have been the better choice. Can a straight man able to do this? Fuck it, I'mma do it anyway. So I'd fuck Hemsworth. The guy is extremely good looking. Hell I'd love to be him but for this list, I'll fuck him. Although its hard because he's got a great personality too... Evans is great as a person and he seems a lot like Steve in that regard. He's great looking too but I'm going with marry for him because I feel like married like would be pretty cool. I'd kill Pratt but because I heard he was a...well a prat. <cite>dameon_reaper posted [p:959545888] in Fuck, Marr... [t:79736140]...</cite> <quote>yusiko posted... </cite> <quote>No It's just he isn't as hot as the other 2 Should have used Chris pine to male the choice harder</quote> Yeah, Pine would have been the better choice. Can a straight man able to do this? Fuck it, I'mma do it anyway. So I'd fuck Hemsworth. The guy is extremely good looking. Hell I'd love to be him but for this list, I'll fuck him. Although its hard because he's got a great personality too... Evans is great as a person and he seems a lot like Steve in that regard. He's great looking too but I'm going with marry for him because I feel like married like would be pretty cool. I'd kill Pratt but because I heard he was a...well a prat. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BLAKUboy 10/30/21 8:23:03 PM #18:	au_gold posted... F: Hemsworth M: Evans K: Pratt --- Aeris dies if she takes more damage than her current HP - Panthera https://signavatar.com/26999_s.png <cite>BLAKUboy posted [p:959545923] in Fuck, Marr... [t:79736140]...</cite> <quote>au_gold posted... </cite> <quote>F: Hemsworth M: Evans K: Pratt</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Awakened_Link 10/31/21 12:18:32 AM #19:	Aw, no love for Pratt. He's my favorite one and he's so damn fine. yusiko posted... Should have used Chris pine to male the choice harder dameon_reaper posted... Yeah, Pine would have been the better choice. See the OP. --- Add me on Switch! FC: SW-3465-2506-6411 \| AC:NH DA-2031-3270-5171 Formerly known as Coleby <cite>Awakened_Link posted [p:959551412] in Fuck, Marr... [t:79736140]...</cite> <quote>Aw, no love for Pratt. He's my favorite one and he's so damn fine. yusiko posted... </cite> <quote>Should have used Chris pine to male the choice harder</quote> dameon_reaper posted... </cite> <quote>Yeah, Pine would have been the better choice.</quote> See the OP. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 10/31/21 12:19:41 AM #20:	fuck Chris Pratt <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:959551439] in Fuck, Marr... [t:79736140]...</cite> <quote>fuck Chris Pratt </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TerraSeeker 10/31/21 12:47:59 AM #21:	F: Hemsworth M: Pratt K: Evans --- Your words are as empty as your soul <cite>TerraSeeker posted [p:959552007] in Fuck, Marr... [t:79736140]...</cite> <quote>F: Hemsworth M: Pratt K: Evans </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Awakened_Link 10/31/21 10:49:38 AM #22:	bemp --- Add me on Switch! FC: SW-3465-2506-6411 \| AC:NH DA-2031-3270-5171 Formerly known as Coleby <cite>Awakened_Link posted [p:959559132] in Fuck, Marr... [t:79736140]...</cite> <quote>bemp </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Awakened_Link 10/31/21 2:37:23 PM #23:	moar --- Add me on Switch! FC: SW-3465-2506-6411 \| AC:NH DA-2031-3270-5171 Formerly known as Coleby <cite>Awakened_Link posted [p:959564571] in Fuck, Marr... [t:79736140]...</cite> <quote>moar </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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